Chapter 11 A Cat Fight That's Also A Chicken fight
(AN well this is the final battle and as the chapter title suggests the fight between Lois and Helen is going to be similar to the fights between Peter and the Giant Chicken. So play the music that plays in those fights. Also credit goes to Family Guy Fan Writter 15 for Peter's fighting method in this chapter. And also big thanks goes to Spider- Man 999 for favouriting this story and the first one.
Lois was standing ridged as she glared at Helen who was doing the same thing.
"So you've come prepared with your own little army." Helen stated while snarling.
"Yeah what are you going to do about it bitch." Lois shouted out with barley concealed venom.
"I'm going to crush you." Helen declared. "And then I'm going to take my little Stewie back with me to Texas."
"Boy does she need a hobby." Jake muttered to himself.
"Oh would you just shut the bloody hell up." Lois cried out in anger. "I'm totally sick to bloody death of hearing you claim that Stewie is your son and saying how much you hate us. Why can't you just let it go and leave us alone you psychotic freak bitch."
"Because." Helen screamed out. "I've always wanted a son to call my own and I had one until you came and took him away from me."
Stewie then spun his finger round the side of his head.
"By the way this might go on for a bit so just be patient and wait for the gross psychotic hog over there to finish." Stewie whispered.
Kady laughed at this joke.
"Now I bet you're wondering which brain dead Police Officer told me where you were." Helen stated in a sly and sinister voice.
"I don't really care." Lois grunted.
"Oh but you will." Helen replied. "Especialy since the culprit was a crippled Police Officer hmm now what was his name again oh that's right Joe Swanson."
Chris was left in shock.
"Oh that's cool bwaaaaaaahhhhhh." Chris yelled out in shock.
"No it can't be." Lois commented. "You're lying."
Helen then laughed in a wicked voice.
"Oh but I'm not you see I threatened to kill his wife and friends baby and he instantly told me willingly just to save his family."
The woman then braught a recorder out and began playing it.
Joe's voice then came through it.
"I'll tell you that they're hiding in a safe house five miles away from the Police Station." Joe explained.
Helen laughed at the look of despair on Lois's face.
"Oh Joe how could you." Lois muttered to herself in horror.
"BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT STOP ME. I'M TIERD OF RUNNING FROM YOU. YOU KIDNAP MY SON, YOU ABUSED HIM, YOU FORCED ME AND MY FAMILY OUT OF OUR HOME I HAVE HAD IIIIIIIIIIIITTT." Lois bellowed out in a voice filled with absolute rage. "SO YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH ME BITCH THEN LET'S GO."
The two sides instantly charged towards each other while screaming a battle cry. The army's then collided and began brawling.
Chris was taking on three outlaws at once and whacking them with a chair.
The main hall was now in chaos as people punched and kicked each other some were even entering cat fights pulling at hair biting and putting people in head locks.
Stewie, Kady and Brian were shooting enemies down with rifles or in Stewie's case his ray gun.
Sandy then aproached Stewie.
"Hay there honey you want pancakes." She said.
"Not this time you child service bitch." Stewie cried out.
He then incinerated Sandy on the spot.
Katie was dancing about swinging two large knifes about in an attempt to decapitate Jake and James. The twins were dodging attacks and trying to fight back. Katie then did a twirl and cut Jame's head clean off.
"Aargh." Jake screamed out in horror.
Katie then ran up to Jake and attempted to do the same thing however Jake grabbed her arms and caused the knives to hit Katie. The crazed woman looked on in horror as blood leaked from the wound. She then collapsed to the ground dead.
Peter suddenly came crashing through the window riding Snoopy's Kenel. Peter was wearing the typical WW2 Air Force uniform and was raining bulets down on his enemies.
"Ha ha yeah take that you evil slimy bastards." Peter was crying out in triumph.
However he only hit a few outlaw gang members and accidentally hit several safe house residents along with almost hitting Meg. Peter was happily laughing away to himself.
"Merry Christmas everyone." He called out in a happy voice.
Helen who was currently brawling with Lois saw this and fired her pistol at the Kenel.
"Stupid idiot." Helen muttered.
Peter was taken by suprise as the Kenel crashed to the floor and smashed into tiny peaces.
"Uh oh." Peter stated.
Several outlaws ran at him and began to beat him up. Stewie then ran over and blasted them with his Ray gun.
"This is the last time I'm saving your fat ass fat one." Stewie remarked.
Jenifer was taking enemies down with a frying pan when suddenly Mike charged at her with a knife. Jenifer blocked the knife with her frying pan.
"You shouldn't have left me Jen." Mike yelled out in a gruff voice.
Mike then began to rapidly punch Jenifer in the face, however the slightly younger woman managed to dodge each punch and began to smack Mike across the face with her frying pan.
"I'll never let you live with abusing me or Kady." Jenifer yelled out.
She and Mike then entered a vicious brawl as they delivered violent blows to each other, they then began to strangle each other while smashing themselves into walls. Kady then quickly ran up to Mike and shot him in the leg, the arm and the shoulder.
Jenifer then tried to tackle Mike but the slightly older man pushed her to the ground and attempted to stab her. Jenifer however managed to keep the knife away from her chest and used it to stab Mike in the chest. Mike screamed out in anger and pain as he pulled the knife out. He then collapsed to the floor dead.
"Good riddence." Jenifer cheered out.
Stewie was now leaning against a wall panting. Blast it. Stewie shouted out in an irritated voice. My Ray gun's completley out of juice. Stewie then threw the useless device to the floor. Kady and Brian were knocked out with the now empty rifles lying against the floor.
"Well this is just great." The young infant muttered in a sarcastic voice. "Hay Kady wake up I need to tell you somthing."
Kady then woke up.
"what is it?" She asked.
"I just wannted to say that if we don't make it out alive that you're a true freind." Stewie remarked.
The young girl then kissed Stewie on the cheek making him blush.
"So can we have a group hug moment?" Brian questioned.
"Yeah sure thing pal." Stewie answered in his gangster voice.
The three then embraced each other.
Lois was currently brawling with Helen, the two continued to roll about on the floor while hitting scratching and biting.
"You'll never win Lois." Helen remarked.
She then picked Lois up and began throwing her against a few walls while still holding on, Lois then bit Helen in the shoulder and was soon kicking the insane woman in the face.
"You cheating rat." Helen shouted out as she grabbed her opponent by the feet and spun her around.
Lois quickly summer saluted out of Helen's grasp and began attacking her with vicious blows to the face and stomache which caused Helen to topple backwards and fall into the hot Spa room which Lois closed,
Helen however didn't give up easily, she began to charge at the glass door and smashed against it causing the glass to crack, she then smashed her way through the door and kicked Lois in the face sending her to the floor. Helen then picked Lois up and raised her up high while looking like she was going to break Lois's back.
Lois was thrown to the floor as Helen ran up to her and kicked her in the side. Lois screamed out in pain. She then struggled to her feet. Both women had been fighting viciously. Their hair was messed up and pulled out. Their clothes were torn and their shoes were missing. Their bodies were covered in scratch marks, bruises and both women were sporting black eyes and bloody noses.
"You give up yet red." Helen panted as sweat poured down her body.
"Not likely." Lois stated as she panted as well.
However both women knew they couldn't keep this up much longer as their bodies now ached. Helen then charged at Lois and punched her in the face. Lois was sent crashing to the floor. Helen then stepped onto her opponent and braught her pistol out and placed it to Lois's fore head
"now it's time for my revenge." Helen stated while laughing like a lunatic.
Stewie noticed this.
"Good god I've got to stop her." He thought.
He then ran towards Lois who shut her eyes.
"Please no." Lois muttered in a fearful voice.
(AN I'm so evil leaving you on a cliffhanger well you'll just have to wait till next chapter I'm afraid.)