Go Mega

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There's something about your first time you never forget… No, not that first time, pervert. Your first 'Super form'.

For example.

Pinsir was just skulking through the forest, looking for his next meal when he came across that stupid Heracross, sucking sap out of a tree like a big dumb sucker.

He hated Heracross. Why? Uh… he had a stupid face. Yeah, that's it.

He beaned the stupid sap sucker with a rock and laughed when he fell off the tree, stunned. It didn't last long, and the horned bug was up and getting in his face.

Honestly, some mon just couldn't take a joke.

He was about ready to tell the sap sucker where he could get off, when the dirty old man showed up, "Here, have some candyyyyyyoh. That doesn't work here. Hold on a second."

Rummaging around in his pockets he tossed out an assortment of odds and ends. Buttons, thread, lint, and more suspicious items like a half-used roll of duct tape and a funny smelling rag, "That, uh, don't know how that got in there. Ah, here it is."

Pulling a metal ring with a strange stone embedded, he slid the item over his wrist and thrust his arm into the air, "GO, MEGA!"

A brilliant light washed over the two bugs and filled them with power untold. For the first time in either's lives, they achieved evolution.

*MEGA EVOLUTION*

The two bugs roared as energy surged through their new forms. Such strength, such fury, say it with me. "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!"

Coursing with power and fury, Pinsir did about what you'd expect someone in their first super form to do. He punched the newly ascended Heracross hard enough to break bricks.

The transmuted horned bug staggered, glaring angrily at his attacker. Pinsir, drunk on power, gestured 'bring it on'. Heracross needed no encouragement, responding with his own Brick Break strike. Pinsir staggered but came back fast, catching Heracross in a crushing Vice Grip.

Heracross struggled vainly against the crushing might of Pinsir's horns. Pinsir grinned wickedly at his superior position till Heracross blasted him in the face with a Pin Missile, forcing him to drop the other bug.

Heracross began pushing Pinsir back with a barrage of Horn Attack the other bug struggled to defend against. Panicked, Pinsir revved his wings, a new feature of his mega form, and shot into the air.

The move startled both bugs and the two stared for a moment before Pinsir realized he had the advantage and shot downward at Heracross. The Reversal was unanticipated and slammed him into the nearest tree.

Heracross shot at him but Pinsir quickly shot back into the air. He was greatly dismayed when Heracross shell opened to reveal his own wings which revved like a motor.

"Aw crap!"

Heracross surged into the air, horn glowing with violent power. Pinsir managed a miraculous midair dodge, leaving Heracross to tear through the nearest tree like it were paper.

Pinsir rushed his back with a devastating X-Scissor, aiming to end the fight in a single powerful move, but he underestimated Heracross speed. His attack was countered with a well-timed Horn Attack and followed up with a prolonged Close Combat as the two fighters zipped around like lightning bugs pummeling each other.

However, since this isn't Dragon Ball, we aren't gonna drag this fight out for chapters and chapters.

Seeing his opponent slowing, Pinsir decided to finish the fight. Revving his wings like a sonic jet he charged the other bug, intent on cutting him in two. His Guillotine was perfect, all within his horns was torn neatly in twain. Too bad Heracross hadn't been between his horns.

In a crafty ploy, he'd hovered in place till the last second then dropped, neatly missing his execution and passing it off to the tree behind him. But that wasn't all.

From beneath, his opponent was wide open and Heracross blasted that opening with his best Megahorn. Heracross, with Pinsir on the end of his horn, rode the attack up and out of the canopy before turning it around and hurtling to the ground.

Crawling out of the newly created crater, no longer 'Mega' Heracross left the shattered Pinsir and went in search of a new sap tree to suck on. After such a tough fight he deserved a treat.

…afterthought

Author: Okay, forget the other stuff, where the hell did you get a Mega Ring?

Dirty old man: I know a guy.

Author: … Why are you not in jail?

Dirty old man: …