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Ulquiorra: Well let's see how Byakuya takes the news.

Chapter 11: Nodoka, Uruhara and Grimmjow, and Albert Chamomille

Byakuya was laying in his his bed unable to fall asleep.

"Your dear Hisana is Nodoka Myazaki."

Byakuya thought about the revalation over and over again unable to wrap his head around the fact that Hisana was the shy timid bookworm, Nodoka. Byakuya had been sure that it was Yue. After all he felt the strange attraction to her and all. 'Maybe I was just hoping that it would have been some one easy to talk to.' Byakuya thought. 'After all it will be hard to persuade Nodoka to come back to the Soul Society. She's afraid of men and I'm not exactly the kindest looking individual. I guess I'll just have to try.' Byakuya got up and went to the kitchen to get a drink. Setsuna was there eating a late night snack. She noticed the look on her master's face.

"Master, what is troubling you?" Setsuna asked.

"I found out who Hisana is and it's not who I thought it was." Byakuya replied to his student. "I'm not going to tell you who it is because I think it's best that I should be the only one to talk to her about it." Setsuna bowed and went off to bed not wanting to argue with Byakuya. Byakuya got his drink chugged it down and then went to his room. He began to think of the good times he had with Hisana and he went to sleep with his wife on his mind.

Else where Ulquiorra was thinking to himself. He had just arrived when he heard the revalation about Byakuya's wife. He then felt two new spiriual pressures enter Mahora. One of them was an Espada and the other a Soul Reaper. 'Hmmmmmm. This could be a little interesting.' Ulquiorra thought to himself as he left to go meet the Espada.

The next morning

Byakuya was woken up by the sound of swords clashing. He opened his door with Senbon Zakura drawn and saw Setsuna fighting with Uruhara. "Kisuke what is the meaning of this?"

Uruhara turned to Byakuya with his big smile and said, "I came here to check up on you! After all you are using a gigai of my design so I thought I should check on you."

Byakuya shook his head. "It's fine." Byakuya said. "It even shows the scar that Kurosaki gave me." Byakuya pointed to his abs.

"Oh yeah! I had Retsu-chan give me a complete analysis of your body so that I could get everything right." Byakuya was surprised to here Uruhara say Captain Unohana's name. She may be the captain of squad 4 but there were even members of squad 11 who were afraid of her. "So what with the girl trying to cut my head off? All I said was that I was looking for you and that I'm a Soul Reaper and she attacked me."

"Sorry, Master." Setsuna said sheathing her blade. "I didn't know if he was a threat or not to Konoka-ojou-san." Byakuya smiled and patted Setsuna's head. "Well I'd better get going." Setsuna left with Mana in tow.

"Cute girl." Uruhara said after a minute. "So you teaching her some things?"

"Just a couple of attacks and a kido or two." Byakuya replied getting into his suit. "I now know who Hisana is but I may have trouble talking to her."

"Why's that?"

"She's afraid of men. Or to be more accurate she's extremely shy around them."

"Oh. Yeah that could be a problem. Hey what's this extremely familiar non-Soul Reaper spiritual pressure I'm sensing?"

"It's probably Ulquiorra."

"No it's not an Espada. Wait Ulquiorra's here?"

"Yeah he's an art teacher. And if it's not an Espada then you're sensing magical energy and it's probably Evangeline."

"Evangeline's here?" Uruhara asked in a somewhat scared tone.

"Yeah she's imprisoned in the school by some guy called the Thousand Master." Byakuya turned to Uruhara but he was gone. "Where did he go?"

At the lunch

Byakuya took his normal seat next to Ulquiorra but was surprised to see...

"Grimmjow Jagerjaques!" Byakuya exclaimed.

"If you're wondering why I'm here it's to report on Ulquiorra." Grimmjow said in a bored tone. "I don't know why Lord Aizen didn't send Yammy."

"So you're not going to try to kill any one?"

"No. In fact I have to be getting back. Something's wrong with Halibell." Grimmjow got up and left but not until after he tray dropped Ichigo.

"That's weird." Byakuya said.

"Very." Ulquiorra concurred.

Later

Asuna ran up to Ulquiorra and Byakuya. "I can't find Negi and Evangeline doesn't have him." She told the two teachers.

Byakuya went to check the library while Ulquiorra went to check the baths where he sensed magical energy. Ulquiorra found Negi basically being tickle rasped by the entirity of the class with a few obvious exceptions. Just then all of the girls bathing suits were starting to be ripped off. Ulquiorra waited until after the girls screamed to act so it din't look like he was a pervert. He saw a white flash and grabbed it. It turned out to be a white ermine.

"That's my pet ermine!" Negi excalimed.

When Ulquiorra and Negi got back to Negi's room Byakuya and Asuna met them. "So Negi, exactly what kind of creature is this?" Ulquiorra said still holding on to the ermine.

"I'm an Ermine Elf. Albert Chamomille at your service but you can call me Chamo." The ermine said.

Byakuya put his hand on his forhead. 'Oh great a perverted rodent. What's next a robot?' Byakuya thought.

Ulquiorra: Something tells me that Byakuya just showed a bit of foreshadowing.

Chamo: Please review on my manliness you hot babes out there. (Squash)

Ulquiorra: Or just review for the sake of it, but don't listen to the rat.