46. I will not tell Carter that Zia has a prettier sister.

"Hey Carter have you ever felt that Zia hasn't been telling you everything?" asked Sadie.

"Yeah, why?" responded Carter.

"Well Zia told me to tell you that she has a sister," answered Sadie.

"So," replied Carter.

"Well I looked her up on Google and she's way prettier," said Sadie.

"Wait you can't use a computer and how would you know if she's pretty unless," responded Carter.

"Carter you're such a freak!" exclaimed Sadie.

47. I will not lock Sadie and Anubis in a closet together.

Carter leaned his back against the closet door so that Sadie and Anubis couldn't get out. Now all he had to do was wait for Walt.

"What's up Carter?" asked Walt as he walked by.

"Nothing much," answered Carter.

"So what's in the closet?" inquired Walt.

"You wanna see?" replied Carter, then he opened the door.

"My eyes it burns!" screamed Walt as he peered in and saw Sadie and Anubis frantically kissing each other.

48. I will not try to hook up Set and Isis.

Isis impatiently sat at the table where she was to have dinner with the surprise date Sadie had chosen for she looked around she saw Set in a blood red tuxedo standing at the entrance of the restaurant.

"Please let him not be the one," Isis thought out loud, just then Set approached the table.

"Hello Isis fancy seeing you here," jeered Set.

"What the hell Set get out of my face," shot Isis.

"Hey at least I'm not still going out with my dead brother/husband," said Set.

"Why can't you take Nephthys to dinner?" asked a ticked off Isis.

"Because I'm a player," answered Set.

"Creepo," shot Isis.

49. I will not introduce Thoth to Coke or anything caffeinated.

Carter and Sadie walked into Thoth's laboratory for some help on their science homework. But instead of the neat and orderly room they found the lab littered with empty Coke cans. Just then they saw Thoth who was more bouncy that Tigger at the moment.

"Thoth?" asked Carter.

"Hey Carter! Hey Sadie!" babbled Thoth.

"What have you done?" asked Sadie.

"I found this Wondefulicious drink called Coke, yeah Cokeade Cokeade Coke," sang Thoth.

"I think he's lost his marbles," whispered Sadie.

"Nah he's just high on caffeine," replied Carter.

"You can get high on caffeine?" asked Sadie.

"Sure," answered Carter.

50. I will not tell Sadie that her decision has to be tonight.

Sadie was almost asleep when Carter, Anubis and Walt burst into her room.

"What the F guys!" exclaimed Sadie.

"Sadie listen Ra told us that you have to choose between Walt and Anubis today," said Carter.

"Wait, no I can't," responded Sadie.

"Sure you can Sadie your smart, amazing and beutiful, I'm sue you'll make the right choice," assured Anubis.

"Yeah I don't care who you pick as long as your happy," put in Walt.

"Well actually I kinda like somebody else now," said Sadie.

"Who?" asked Walt and Anubis in unison.

"Well he sot of the god of the sun and all," started Sadie.

"You mean Ra?" asked Carter.

"Yeah I like the old and crazy type know," answered Sadie

Author's Note: Don't own the Kane Chronicles and yeah I'm one third done.