"We g't an'thr' l'tt'r," Sweden mumbled to the others as the computer bleeped again.

"Yay!" Finland cheered, "Look, Norge, it's from Oslo!"

"Ah, I haven't heard from her in a while..." Norway put a marker in his book, put it on the table next to him, and sat at the computer to read the letter:


høy pappa Norge and the other Nordics! It's me! Oslo! Ummm... Norge's daughter? You remember me right you lot?And Please come visit soon,pappa! I really miss you!
To Sweden: Will you and Finland ever get married? And you make such a cute couple by the way! To Finland: You've always been my favourite Nordic by the way(well next to pappa Norge of course!)!
To Denmark: I know you love pappa Norge!It's too bloody obvious! All the capitals are talking about it but we all came to the agreement that you are no longer allowed to be anywhere near pappa Norge or you'll feel the wrath of Moscow,London and my magic!
To Ice-kun(I can call you that right?): Pappa Norge said that you and him were biological brothers(whatever biological means...)so can I call you onkel(uncle in Norwegian)?
To pappa Norge: Long time no see pappa!You always said that I was your daughter but who's my mamma?Is my mamma a guy?Like Italy is Sicily's mamma?Is it onkel Ice?Heh heh sorry...Hungary put perverted stuff in my head...
With love

Oslo xxx


Dear Oslo,

Sweden: W'r g'tt'n' m'rri'd 'n th' 11th J'ly. Y' sh'ld c'm.

...Th'nks.

Finland: Aww, thanks Oslo! You're so sweet! Hanatamago says hi! =D

Denmark: ...No. I don't care what you do to me, but I refuse to leave Norge! Because you're right, I do love him!

Iceland: Yes, we're brothers... So I guess it's all right for you to call me onkel.

Norway: Hei Oslo. Have you been staying out of trouble? I hope you haven't been hanging aroung Copenhagen too much; he always gets you into trouble...
Your mother? I don't know... I hope it wasn't Ice...


"Norge, how long has it been since you went to see Oslo?" Finland asked as Norway clicked send.

"Uh... 7 months?" Norway replied, unsure.

"That's so mean!" Denmark joined in, "You should go visit her soon!"

"Yeah, maybe I will."