Me: Guess what? Robert has to tell everyone how AWESOME I AM! You have the floor bro!

Rob: 8 things that are awesome about my sister: Thanks to her my life is not boring, she knows how to make me happy, good sense of humor, great at first person shooters…

Me: There has to be more!

Rob: I'm not finished, great sarcasm, she put food on her substitute teacher desk and watched him eat it (true story), she is always there for me, and she shows me new anime to help me keep up (like shugo chara).

Me: Well there is more but Robert just isn't saying everything -.- And btw me and Rob have a new bet I have to get twenty reviews before the story ends and if I do he will make an account and write stories and if I don't at the end I have to make an author's note about how awesome he is. So help me kick his ass!

Brian: M-fuzz doesn't own Shugo chara! :D

Yaya's pov~

Why does Rima have to be so grumpy in the morning? Yaya Doesn't like it….Maybe Yaya should make her Yaya's special breakfast drink! That'll work! And with that thought I ran into the kitchen completely ignoring Bridgette who has passed out on the table surrounded by legends and books, huh I wonder how she reads all that stuff! Yaya would be bored to death! I ran over to the fridge and pulled out a can of red bull, then I ran to the cabinet and pulled out the container of sugar, Sweetish fish and two bottles of five hour energy. Then I grabbed a huge mug that said "don't piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies" and dumped all the wonderful hyperness inducing items into the mug and began stirring, until the liquid in the mug began to turn a bright red and fizz slightly.

"Yaya you're not going to give that to Rima right? It'll make her do barbaric things!" Rylais warned. Ugh Rylais should just try to stop teaching me life lessons!

"Rylais it'll be fine what's the worst that'll happen?" I responded cheerfully

"Rima will kill someone" she replied in a dull tone.

"Chill out! Pepe wants to see what she does!" Pepe screamed at Rylais. Yes! Pepe is on my side!

I giggled and said "Yeah I wonder what she'll do too! Bye Bridgette I am going to go see Rima! "

"Just don't put the cucumber where the sky will fall out…" mumbled Bridgette me and me charas sweat dropped at that.

At Rima's house…

"Hey Rima!" I yelled jumping though her window

"Yes Yaya?" she replied not even surprised at the fact I just jumped through her window.

"Yaya found a special and awesome drink that makes you have comedy filled dreams for weeks!" I yelled in her ear.

"Really?"

"Yes really drink it!"

"It's shooting off mini fireworks of sugar…"

"That's just happiness! Drink it!"

"Fine but if I get sick and died I'll make sure to follow you around as a ghost for the rest of your life until you commit suicide" she said emotionlessly. Taking the mug from my hands and drinking the whole thing as quickly as possible. Yes!

"How do you feel?" I asked now waiting to see what would happen and then well I can't really say I've seen this happen before… Her lips and eye began to twitch and her eyes rapidly began changing colors and then the twitching stopped and her eyes became wide while her mouth became a twisted grin. Oh poopises she is going crazy…

"Yaya?" she asked turning towards me.

"Y-yes R-rima? I stuttered afraid of what was to come from this girl I call my friend.

"I have to go warn Amu about the aliens that want her chicken wings! Kyaa!" she yelled running past me and jumping out the windows and running on four legs down the street like some deranged animal.

What. Have. I. Done?

Amu's peaceful pov where the world isn't mentally disturbed…Yet~

There is nothing better than relaxing and eating ice cream with my charas the only thing that could make this better is if me friends were here… Oh look its Rima and she's coming towards me! Wait what's with her face?

"Rima? What wrong?" I asked tentatively

"Wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! You can't freaking choose between Ikuto or Tadase! It's not that hard the cat or the prince! And you know else is wrong! I can tell you're not hiding your chicken wings! They're probably out in the open! You know they attract aliens!" she yelled at me and all I can think is… What. The. Fuck?

"Rima are you feeling ok?" I asked worried

"I am fine." She said tilting her head to the side and grinning evilly and with that she ran away leaving me with more questions than answers…

Nagihiko's pov~ poor him…

I was relaxing near the woods where me and Rima normally train. Then I saw her running towards me with a crazed expression on her face. She ran up to me without stopping and yelled

"Nagi!" and sat in my lap and started nuzzling me…WTF?

"R-Rima?" I said questioningly

"Nagihiko I love you…"My hopes rose" …r mom!" and with that she jumped off my and started laughing like a drunk person.

"Rima have you taken any mysterious substances? "I asked worried about her safety and why she would that something that would make her act like this and then I noticed that her eyes were rapidly changing color. From my studies about our kind I had learn that a guardians eyes will changing color sporadically where they are either 1) Drunk 2) Sugar high or 3) On drugs…

"I only took a strange drink from Yaya! It tasted like red bull and sweetish fish and sugar!" she said happily hopping from side to side and back and forward. My jaw dropped. She was sugar high.

"Oh! I just remembered! Red bull gives you wings! Now I can fight off the evil alien empire and save everyone's chicken wings!" she said triumphantly and then she grew wings and flew away.

"Rima wait!" I yelled desperately trying to stop her from doing something undeniably crazy.

I followed her all the way to the royal garden where Tadase and Kukai were taking about something.

"Nagihiko? What's wrong?" Tadase asked in a concerned manner

"Yes commoner! What could possibly trouble you in the presence of your king?" roared Kiseki

"Rima is on Yaya's special drink!" I yelled and Kukai dropped his glass and looked at me in horror

"She is this could mean the end of the world!" he yelled

"Shut up guys I am back to normal." Said Rima who came out of nowhere dragging an unconscious Yaya behind her.

"You killed my girlfriend!" gasped Kukai

"No I didn't she is just out cold." Rima replied in a monotone

"Wow" all three of us guys said while sweat dropping

With Bridgette ~

"So according to this the only person this points to is…"

Me: Done!

Imara: Ah! WTH Megan! I was reading that I wanted to know who it was! Why are you doing this to me! First what you're doing in chapter 13 and now this are you trying to make me kill you!

Me: No I am just following my carefully written plot line this chapter needed to be humorist, the next has to have romance and a surprise and after that tragedy, then action then the surprise! But how will I do it? By being me! Hahahahaha!

All else: 0.0

Me: forget it

All: Review or someone will get eaten by the giant pink bunny of doom!