Meeting Astrid – You're Welcome:

Hiccup's eyes woke up very slowly and as he sat himself up, his body ached all over, "Ow," he said silently. He suddenly remembered the Heart, he grabbed his locket and opened it; it was still inside much to his luck. Hiccup suddenly remembered two friends and quickly got up on his feet and started calling out for them, "Toothless! Cuoo Koo!"

There was no sound of a roar or cluck, Hiccup looked around where he was. Everywhere was black, there were black trees, spiky rocks and huge grey and marble boulders.

Hiccup called out several times for Toothless and Cuoo Koo but still there was no reply, he suddenly heard clucking. "Cuoo Koo!" Hiccup ran towards the source of the voice that came from behind a boulder, "Thank goodness, you're alright," Cuoo Koo was upside in the same box he was in before, and loads of supply bags were trashed all around him but there was no sign of Toothless much to Hiccup's shock.

"Toothless!" he called out again, but still no answer. He kneeled and lifted the poor chicken out of the box and Cuoo Koo looked alright, after placing the poor chicken down, he stomped to the grey rocks overlooking the ocean and shouted up into the sky.

"Dragon spirits, this is where you all and that axe constellation lead me to an black and rocky island and now Toothless is gone forever, I could curse you ghosts up there all day!" the Dragon Spirits from high above the clouds could hear Hiccup's irritating ranting, clearly he didn't realise they never intended this to happen.

Cuoo Koo did a noisy cluck to get Hiccup to turn around, "What?" he asked in a much noise, Cuoo Koo turned his head towards the east, but Hiccup didn't get what he was talking about.

"Cuoo Koo, this is no time for games, we gotta find some wood and build a raft and find Toothless," Hiccup went back to the pile of spilled supply bags and found some rope and found some tools. He then started looking around for some wood, unfortunately for him there was sign of any.

Just then he saw a small cave that contained large pieces, he dragged them out one by one before using all the rope and his tools to made them together into a huge raft, he also made an oar from a long piece of wood by using his sword, which had also been found in his scattered supplies. He pushed the raft towards the seashore until it was only 10 feet away from water, Hiccup strapped all his supplies onto the boat with the remaining rope but soon his smile turned a frown as he heard Cuoo Koo's continuous clucking from boulders about 20 feet. "What now?" Hiccup angrily asked stomping over to where Cuoo Koo was clucking. "How is this continuous clucking goanna get us any closer to finding Toothless or perhaps a demi-god…..des?" Hiccup suddenly gasped as he came to where Cuoo Koo was. Above the chicken were huge rocks that had tally charts scribed all over them in the shape of axes.

"This is where Astrid is?" Hiccup asked in a surprised tone. Suddenly he heard huge footsteps and saw a shadow nearby before he heard a shouting voice, "Where's the wood for my new shelter gone?"

"Astrid." he shouted in a very quiet tone, he grabbed Cuoo Koo, ran to his raft and crouched by one side out of sight.

Hiccup then began reciting the sentence that he had revising thousands of times the other day but did it very quietly. "Astrid Hofferson, demi-goddess of the wind and sea, I am Hiccup Haddock of the Isle of Berk, you'll…no you will board my…."

"Raft!" a voice finished his sentence for him but it was much louder. The demi-goddess lifted the raft up with only one super strong hand, "A raft, The Gods have given me a….." Astrid saw Hiccup as he turned round to her and they both screamed leading to Astrid dropped the raft.

The demi-goddess recovered from her shock, she had long blonde hair in a braid over her left shoulder, a leather band with silver studs around her head, shoulders guards with a skull on each one and the guards were connected to together by a brown leather strap with a metal ring and she had yellow rope bracers with loops between her middle and third fingers. She had a turquoise blue shirt that was backless, a leather brown skirt with spikes down each flap with a skull embedded belt that had a small yellow pouch, dark blue legs with brown leather knee pads and dark brown boots with yellow cotton at the top of each boot.

Astrid lifted the raft off with one hand but all she saw was a small chicken, she suddenly heard "Ahem!" a sword was pointed near her neck, Astrid turned round still holding the huge raft and turned to an angry looking Hiccup. He placed his sword while heard is oar up in another hand.

"Astrid Hofferson, Shapeshifter, demigoddess of the Wind and Sea….." as Hiccup Haddock spoke that sentence, Astrid just stared at him with a frown; she had never a mortal in 1000 years. "I am Hiccup Haddock…"

"Heroine of Men," Astrid suddenly interrupted.

"What?"

Astrid gestured in an annoyed tone while waving his hands around, "It's actually Astrid Hofferson, Shapeshifter, demi-goddess of the Wind and Seas, and Heroine of Men….I interrupted from the top, Heroine of Men, go,"

Hiccup attempted to finish his sentence, "I am Hiccup Haddock….." but Astrid interrupted again.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry…sorry…And women," Astrid kept going on but still in a tone that didn't sound funny, "Men and Women, Heroine of Men and Women, I Astrid Hofferson am a hero to all, now say it all correctly this time,"

Hiccup was getting annoyed, "No missy," he pointed his sword at her, "I'm here to….."

"Oh, yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it," she placed the raft down and snatched Hiccup's sword from his hands, "You want an autograph, I'll give you one," she grabbed Cuoo Koo by the neck and started him like a pencil against the blade of Hiccup's sword, "You always use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting," as she used Cuoo Koo to dig his beak deep into the blade using her massive strength so she could do an autograph, it made a loud screeching noise that made Hiccup's ears tinkle. After 10 seconds of that screeching noise, Astrid threw Cuoo Koo to the ground and handed the sword back to Hiccup, Hiccup looked at its blade and saw Astrid had used her strength and Cuoo Koo's beach to screech in a heart and an axe onto the blade.

He looked at his sword with a confused tone while Astrid simply answered, "I get, boyo, it's not every day you get a chance to meet the demi-goddess of your dreams,"

This made Hiccup use his black stick oar to hit her making her screech in pain and he pulled her ear with his left hand after dropping the oar and pointed his sword at her. "You are not the demigoddess of my dreams and I'm not here, so you can sign my sword," he dug the sword into the side on his side while eying her and opened the locket containing the Heart of Draghasha with his now free hand. "I'm here because you stole the Heart of Draghasha," he closed the locket and pointed again at Astrid, "And you are goanna put it back with me,"

Astrid however grabbed his wrist and twisted it so painfully, he fell on the sand, "Ow, why would you do that?" he asked painfully but angrily as he got back up.

"One, no one hits me like that and second I got stuck on this island for a thousand years trying to get the Heart to you and all other mortals as a gift so you could have the power over Dragons…..so I believe that what you are supposed to be saying is 'Thank you',"

"Thank you?"

"You're welcome,"

"I'm not trying to say that, I'm…" Hiccup was interrupted when suddenly Astrid started singing.

Astrid:

"Okay, okay
I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel,"

From between her left shoulder pad and her left arm band came out a small tattoo that looked like Astrid but had a tattoo axe, it was Mini Astrid.

"It's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that humans never change"

Astrid fist bumped Mini Astrid and Astrid started dancing around and twirling Hiccup round in circles making him dizzy.

"Open your eyes, let's begin"

She stopped twirling Hiccup round and during that action grabbed his black stick oar and axe.

"Yes it's really me, it's Astrid!
Breathe it in"

She threw the black stick oar and sword back to Hiccup who just looked at her with a surprised face.

"I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi girl"

Astrid suddenly back flipped onto a nearby rock and started clapping and doing dancing around while Mini Astrid hopped all over the place on her skin.

"What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky"

She suddenly grabbed Hiccup arm throwing him into the air on a higher rock ledge where he landed with a thud on his bottom much to his annoyance and Astrid used her super strength to hop after him.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-girl! Hey!"

She then turned round so Hiccup could see the tattoo stories of her adventures of her back that wasn't shirtless, Hiccup was slightly disgusted.

"Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling ye high?
This girl!

Mini Astrid showed Hiccup, herself pushing up the sky with only her thumbs.

"When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at her, yo!"

Then tattoo story on Astrid's shirtless back turned to Mini Astrid stealing fire from dragons and giving it to humans.

"Oh, also I lassoed the sun"

Mini Astrid then showed Hiccup, her lasson the sun with her axe connected to a piece of rope.

"You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun"

Astrid turned round to Hiccup and kept on dancing around doing flips and somersaults in the air. Hiccup then saw more stories on Astrid's back with Mini Astrid proudly introducing them.

"Also, I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the islands I pulled from the sea"

Minin Astrid showed Hiccup what she was doing with the wind and in return she got applauds and tribute from all her fans,"

"There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha!
I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome, you're welcome"

Astrid turned round to Hiccup with a smile and started doing a bit of tap dancing that made Hiccup start to smile, he was actually enjoying her song and music and agility dancing.

"Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Astrid just messing around
I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts
What's the lesson?
What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Astrid when she's on a breakaway
And the tapestry here on my back
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been, I make everything happen

Mini Astrid started doing tap dancing while swinging her tattoo axe while Astrid taping dancing on the rocks made the music more fun and Hiccup was just loving more and more than ever.

"Look at that mean mini Astrid just tippity tappin'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Hey!"

(Seemly)

Suddenly the three found seemly on an island of fruit, people and beautiful trees,"

"Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go,"

Astrid started giving Hiccup loads of fruit and pearls and money.

"Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
Cause I'm gonna need that raft,"

They suddenly found themselves seemly on Hiccup's raft like boat with Hiccup still carrying his gifts while Astrid was holding his black stick oar and his sword.

"I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!"

Astrid suddenly caught a flower necklace and placed over Hiccup's neck.

"Cause Astrid can do anything but float
You're welcome, you're welcome,"

Astrid spun Hiccup onto the shore.

(In the real World)

Hiccup was spun into a cave, as he stopped twirling, he realized he was wearing a disgusting seaweed necklace and was carrying loads of pebbles; he dropped them as soon as he remembered Astrid and turned towards her outside the cave as she finished the last sentence of her song.
"And thank you!"