Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I don't know whether to be proud, ashamed, impressed, or all of the above, but this is now one of my most popular fanfics. Probably thanks to everyone outside Japan finally seeing the episodes with Meloetta in it. Yes, probably likely that.
"Ooh... what did he mean by this?" Aria Meloetta asked while she, Ash Ketchum, and the farting Tiny Kong were walking around Universal Studios Hollywood, approaching the Jurassic Park ride as Meloetta was stuffing herself as usual with vanilla icing, burping as she then took a glance at Ash's crotch.
"I think it's in regards to how people just click this because they think we're having sex," Ash pointed out, pushing Meloetta way from him as he noticed that the singing Pokemon was feeling horny again.
Tiny Kong farted as she stretched her arms, feeling her fart filled pants puff up from the flatulence. "Man, this reminds me of the time I walked in during a completely unrelated scene..."
Tiny Kong farted as she was playing around with a yoyo in the Shine Gate area of Delfino Plaza, only to be pushed into the side by Dry Bowser and Toadette, who kept on running from the pissed off E-123 Omega, who was blasting everything with his arm cannons of mass destruction. Tiny was then blasted by the robot, causing her to be greatly wounded.
Dry Bowser: (while brushing back his red hair) Can't you just leave us alone!?
Toadette: (groans while adjusting her pink pigtails) Someone help! This robot's gunning us on the run!
Omega: (continuing to blast everything in sight) MUST DESTROY FLESHY FREAKS OF NATURE.
Tiny could barely regain consciousness as she watched Omega blast the various buildings to smithereens, with Dry Bowser zapping electricity and Toadette
"Well... that was something..." Tiny moaned as she was covered in blood from the gunshots, letting out more more raunchy fart as she then exploded.
Lucario and Piplup walked by, the two seeing the blood that was where Tiny formerly was, the two Pokemon looking at each other as they then noticed Dry Bowser and Toadette being blasted by Omega.
"How do we get ourselves caught up in these stories?" Piplup asked as he shrugged.
Lucario folded his arms as he murmured. "Probably because the author couldn't think of anything more clever to write."
Suddenly they were knocked high into the sky by Omega, who then proceeded to burn all of Isle Delfino's main city hub, with the two Pokemon landing on the rollercoaster at the Pinna Park, being inside the coaster car alongside a revived Tiny Kong, who was keeping the cart warm and smelly from her farts.
"What took you so long?" Tiny asked the two Pokemon as they then looked forward, noticing a giant inflated orangutan heading their way. "Hey, isn't that Lanky, my husbando?"
"What the fuck is that?" Piplup and Lucario asked in unison as they glanced at each other in concern.
"Hey everybody!" Lanky laughed as he had some orange grenades in his hand. "You know what time it is?"
"Spaghetti time?" Piplup asked as he felt a sudden craving for pasta.
Lanky stuck his tongue out in disgust. "Blech! I hate spaghetti! YOU MUST DIE!"
"OH NO...!" Lucario exclaimed, with him screaming alongside Tiny and Piplup as the trio were then bombarded by Lanky's orange grenades, which caused all of Pinna Park to catch on fire from the explosive fruit.
Arceus walked by, taking a look at the scene as he shrugged, seeing that both Delfino Plaza and Pinna Park were burning up in flames.
"I could make a snide remark, but why would I bother to put any effort in that?" Arceus stated as he then spotted porn of himself, laughing as he tilted back his llama like head.
"You're no help at all!" Tiny exclaimed as bits of her body was soaring across the sky from the explosions earlier on.
"...what did that have to do with anything?" Ash and Meloetta asked as they and Tiny were all inside the Jurassic Park River Adventure ride, with them approaching the T-Rex animatronic.
"Uhh... increasing the word count?" Tiny responded as she let out one wet fart, with her and the others all screaming as the Tyrannosaurus robot nearly crunched down on them, with the group heading down the giant waterfall, making a huge splash.
"Oh how come they get to ride on the Jurassic Park river, but not us!?" Genesect complained as he proceeded to blast everyone in line as the mechanical bug wanted to desperately ride on it.
"Just shut up and enjoy the cameo," Keldeo stated as he was having burgers and fries he got from nearby, with Tiny letting out wet farts as she exited the ride alongside Ash, who was trying to push Meloetta off of him as she was literally jumping into his pants.
"Hey! I'm not paying you to stand around like idiots!" Cilan shouted as he choked his chicken, "You two better start spicing things up, or I'm gonna go fast on your butts!"
Ash Ketchum and Aria Meloetta glanced at each other, then back at Cilan, shaking their heads in disappointment.
"Cilan, don't you have any thing to do other than watch me perform an act of fornification upon this loli Pokemon?' Ash retorted, folding his arms.
Cilan scratched his head with his right hand, his left hand still going about on his penis. "But Ash, that's a sexy suspender striptease, not flat out sex."
Meloetta closed her eyes and formed a tiny ball of cum, then opening her bluish eyes and aiming at Cilan, tossing the ball of cum right at his face. Cilan opened his eyes, licking the cum that was splattered all over his face, an awkward smile now planted as his expression.
"Wow... a little spicy, but mostly sweet," Cilan commented on the taste as he chuckled. "I never knew Meloetta cum tasted so sweet!"
Meloetta rolled her eyes. "That's because it has vanilla icing in it, you bonehead."
Cilan ignored the retort as he kept licking the cum, with it officially being Tasting Time. Ash and Meloetta both sighed as they resumed their little... quality time.