So I officially decided that a good song for Zetsu would be Sweating Bullets by Megadeth.

It's about a guy with multiple personalities. Lol

Anyways...

I don't own Naruto. But I do own an ANBU necklace that my friend Marcus got me. Yeah, he's the one who worked at McDonald's a few chapters ago.

He actually works at Wendy's not McDonald's but hey, either way...

I got home quickly and silently opened the front door. Tobi and Zetsu were still down and out, just like I had expected. It was about 9:30 in the morning, about thirty minutes before we usually woke up.

I tiptoed upstairs and snuck into my room. Kisame and Itachi were both sleeping still and neither stirred when I discarded my shoes, and school things. I slithered into my bed, sliding up in between them.

I snuggled against both of them, Itachi had his back towards me, but he was close enough for me to cuddle with as I pressed against Kisame. They both were surprisingly heavy sleepers. I was being extra quiet, but I expected them to wake up at my snuggling.

Maybe they did, but decided not to react. I shrugged internally, not caring either way. It made me feel like a sneaky ninja so I was a winner in my opinion.

I knew I couldn't fall back asleep, so I lay between them, utterly content with my situation. A few minutes after I had gotten comfortable, Kisame had wrapped his arms back around me, still snoring lightly.

I listened to their breathing. Itachi was silent, but every now and then, he would twitch lightly in his sleep, his perfect muscles having random spasms. He moved a lot in his sleep too. When I walked in, he was facing away from me, but now he was lying on his stomach, his face towards me so he could breathe.

Kisame snored ever so lightly. It could have been considered just heavier breathing, but if you were as close as I was, you could hear the faint snore. He was a still sleeper. He didn't move at all while he slept except for his arms, which had to be wrapped around something. He loved to cuddle, even in his sleep. Figures…

To be honest, I hated sleeping in the same bed as other people. I could barely even stand the same room. I'm the lightest sleeper you'll find and I wake up at the slightest noise. The only person I've ever been able to sleep in the same bed as and not have issues is Kathryn, even though she moves more than a child with A.D.D. However, I've found that Kisame and Itachi are both very easy to sleep with.

... Okay that sounded dirty...

I felt a shift in the air and Itachi's breathing slowed. I watched his eyes opened slightly and blink tiredly before he took in his surroundings. He looked slightly confused when he saw me. I saw him raise a perfect eyebrow before looking around, at my window.

"Didn't you have somewhere to go?" He whispered.

I smiled at him. "I already left and came back." I explained. He frowned at this.

"I didn't notice." He said. "You must have been very quiet."

"I didn't want to wake you up." I admitted. "You're adorable when you sleep." I saw him smirk at that and lean closer to me.

Wait a second… why is his face getting closer? My mind was searching for an answer to that question as Itachi's eyes glanced up at Kisame's sleeping face before he placed his lips on mine. He just killed me, cue heart attack.

I froze for an instant before returning the gesture, catching up to what he did. Ah, the perfect Uchiha who was a master at anything he tried, was also a master at kissing and making my heart do the two most cliché things ever.

It fluttered before melting.

I am ashamed to ever have said either of those words in the same sentence pertaining to myself.

He pulled away after a few seconds and smiled at me. My jaw dropped ever so slightly and he chuckled at my reaction.

"You were holding out on me during truth or dare." I informed him in a breathless whisper. He just smirked and backed away from me, his eyes watching Kisame, making sure the shark man wasn't awake.

"What time is it?" He asked after a minute.

I grabbed my phone and looked at it. "It's about ten."

He nodded and looked at me. "How was school?"

"Stupid." I told him. "I hate school." I made a face of shock when Kisame jerked in his sleep. He squeezed, successfully winding me, and buried his face in my hair.

"Mm, you smell good." Kisame muttered in a raspy morning voice. I shivered as his breath tickled my scalp.

"Can't… breathe… Kisame…" I gasped. His grip slackened instantly and he lifted his head to rest his cheek against mine, pressing my head further into the pillow.

"Good morning Alice." He said with a smile. "Did you already go to school?"

I nodded beneath his head. "Good morning Kisame. Yeah, I already went to school." I sighed. "If I'm going to suffocate every morning, I really think we might need to adjust the sleeping arrangements."

Kisame chuckled. "You're comfortable." He told me. "And you like cuddling. You snuggle up to both of us every night." He smirked at Itachi from on top of my face. "Doesn't she Itachi?"

"You do. You also talk in your sleep." He informed me. "You haven't said much recently, and the whimpering stops whenever you are being held."

I sighed. "Wonderful… I'm like a baby." Kisame snickered and Itachi smirked.

"Neither of us mind it." Itachi said. "Kisame and I are more than willing to cuddle with you if you want it."

"That makes three of us." I said with a small giggle. "I'm just glad you're not Hidan."

"I fucking heard that." A loud voice said from the doorway. Kisame, Itachi, and I looked towards my door to see Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Kakuzu standing there in all of their bed-wear glory. I drooled at the fact that none of them except Sasori wore shirts to bed.

"Good morning, my dearest criminals." I sang happily. I saw Sasori and Kakuzu roll their eyes as the foursome entered my room.

"You three look cozy, un." Deidara teased.

"I'm comfy as hell." I agreed, grabbing Itachi and pulling him closer. He complied considering he had no say in the matter. "Care to join? There's enough room for seven."

"No thanks, yeah." Deidara said with a laugh. I released Itachi and Kisame with a shrug.

"You look just fine sleeping with Kathryn every night, Brat." Sasori jeered. Deidara gave his Danna a cold glare as Kakuzu and Kisame chuckled at the blond.

"What time did you get back?" Kakuzu asked.

I shrugged. "9:30 so about fifty minutes ago." I tried to sit up, only to find out that Kisame was still latched onto me.

"Well, it appears as if I'm in a predicament." I said, poking Kisame's arms. "Who wants to help me out?" I paused. "Unless you want to let me go, Kisame..."

Kisame just smirked at me and tightened his grip, wrapping his legs around me to ensure I wasn't going anywhere any time soon.

I felt Hidan grab my ankles and tug on me, but I didn't budge. "Please don't break me." I added when he pulled even harder.

Itachi leaned over me and smirked. "I'd help, but I'm curious to see how you manage to get free by yourself."

I sighed. "Of course you are." I tried to turn in Kisame's grasp but his iron grip wasn't going to allow that. I huffed and began poking his stomach, hoping for a ticklish spot.

"Kisame!" I whined. "Let go of me."

He shook his head and squeezed me once. "Mine."

"This is not fair at all." I pouted. "I'm a teenager, facing a ninja."

He shrugged. "That's your problem. I'm enjoying this."

"Sure you do pedophile." Kakuzu teased. Kisame shot him a glare over my shoulder.

"Sixteen is the age of consent. He's good." I corrected him. "Go back like eight months and he would be breaking some laws."

Deidara frowned. "You're only sixteen?"

"Yeah, I turned sixteen in June." I confirmed, trying to wiggle free. "Why?"

"You're only a few years younger than me. Is Kathryn sixteen too?" He wondered.

I nodded. "She's a few months younger than me." I started trying to kick my legs but Kisame just flexed and my efforts were foiled by his strength. Damn massively strong shark…

I turned my face to glare at him. He just grinned a toothy grin at me. I shook my head and pointed towards the door. "Ah! Flying monkey!" I shouted. All of the ninjas looked towards the door in confusion and I took their distractedness as an opportunity to strike.

I licked Kisame's face.

He jerked in shock and loosened his grip enough for me to wiggle free. I scrambled away from him and jumped at Hidan who caught me. I latched onto him Koala style, glaring at Kisame to make sure he didn't try to get me in his clutches again.

"How did you get away?" Itachi asked, wondering how the world a sixteen year old female managed to get away from someone like Kisame, an all around badass, lethal ninja.

"I have my ways." I admitted to him, resting my head on Hidan's silver hair. "You smell good, Hidan." I added, inhaling his scent. He smelled strongly of clean dude.

"Thanks?" He said, slightly confused and disturbed.

"You're very welcome." I said, hugging him. "Now, who wants to keep me safe from the shark so I can go downstairs? I have a feeling as soon as I let go of the Jashinist, he's going to attack me." Kisame just sneered at me, fully intending on attacking me when I was vulnerable.

None of them came to my aid. I saw Itachi sitting on the bed, watching me with a smirk. He wanted to watch me suffer because it was entertaining. That Uchiha really is evil.

Hidan just laughed evilly and took a step closer to Kisame who was poised, ready to attack should I come within range. I yelped and dropped from Hidan, darting towards my door.

Kisame lunged at me but I managed to dodge him. I wrenched my door open and flew to the stairs. I hurried down them as fast as I could, hearing Kisame coming after me. I made it to the first floor as he started on them.

I squealed in fear and shot from the stairs, searching for my savior. I saw him, standing on the other side of the living room.

"Tobi!" I shouted, leaping over the coffee table. I tackled him and latched onto him. "Protect me from Kisame!" He managed to act shocked from beneath his mask.

"Tobi will help Alice-chan because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi declared. He scooped me up and made to run away when Kisame launched himself over the railing and landed in our path. I muffled my scared scream and felt the war begin.

Kisame reached for me but Tobi darted the other way, heading for the outside. Kisame swore and shot after us. The others had just made it to the first floor by the time we were fleeing.

"Good boy Tobi!" I cheered. "Just don't give me to Kisame!" He announced that he was a good boy again as we made it to the backyard.

We looked around for an escape route but found none. We would just have to evade the shark man. I made Tobi put me down and I sprinted to the crate we had. I dived inside it and pulled Tobi in with me. I shut it just five seconds before Kisame emerged from the house.

I could see him through the hole in the crate where one of Louis's punches had broken through. He looked around with an evil smirk on his face, searching for me. Tobi and I clutched each other in the darkness of the crate, watching Kisame through the hole.

I saw the five others from my bedroom walk outside.

"Where did she go?" Itachi asked. "How did she outrun you?"

"Tobi is helping her." Kisame informed him, scanning the backyard.

Sasori chuckled. "So how did she get away from you in the first place?"

Kisame blushed slightly. "She caught me off guard."

"She's a feisty little thing." Hidan said with a laugh.

"Why don't you just search for Tobi's chakra?" Kakuzu suggested. "Obviously she's with him." I froze, realizing that that would work, seeing as Tobi was next to me.

I looked away from the hole at Tobi, who had done the same to look at me. I pouted and squeezed him tighter. "It's okay Tobi, I still love you."

Tobi whispered back his love for me and we held one another, awaiting our doom.

Deidara pointed in our direction. "It feels like it's coming from over there, un."

"The crate?" Sasori questioned. "I don't think they'd hide in there, Brat."

"Tobi's chakra is coming from the crate." Itachi confirmed. "Go and get her Kisame."

Kisame chuckled a chuckle that sent chills down my spine. I whimpered and Tobi trembled as Kisame approached our hiding spot. He reached down to grab the lid of the crate when Tobi released me and jumped out of it, tackling Kisame.

"Run Alice-chan!" Tobi shouted, taking Kisame by surprise.

I launched myself out of the crate, shouting thanks at Tobi before running around them to the backdoor. I dodged the others as they made small attempts to grab me as I fled from Kisame, sprinting through the house. I hurried up the stairs and ran into the spare bedroom.

I scurried to the closet and shut myself inside; hoping to Jashin Kisame wouldn't find me.

Third Person!

Kisame managed to throw Tobi off of him just as Alice ran inside. He got to his feet and grabbed Tobi. "Where did she go?" He lifted Tobi off the ground as Hidan and Deidara laughed at what had happened previously.

"Tobi doesn't know!" Tobi pouted. "Tobi was only helping Alice-chan escape!"

"She ran back inside the house, Kisame." Itachi said calmly. "You'd better go and get her before she finds a good hiding spot."

Kisame snickered at his partner. "You're right Itachi." He dropped Tobi in a heap on the ground and walked back to the house. He led the other five members inside, walking through what Alice had called the laundry room and to the living room.

Zetsu was standing beside Pein and Konan who were sitting on the couch, watching the others. Kisame stopped and tilted his head towards their leader.

"What's going on? Alice just ran though here looking terrified." Konan questioned. "You guys aren't hurting her are you?"

Kisame laughed. "No, we're just playing around with her."

"She's running away from Kisame." Itachi deadpanned.

Pein rolled his eyes. "Just make sure you don't break anything, her included." He warned. The standing members other than Zetsu assured him they wouldn't before heading to the stairs.

Kisame frowned when they reached the top of the stairs. "Which room do you think she went into?"

Deidara shrugged. "I'd say she went into hers, yeah."

Hidan shook his head. "She'd expect us to look there. She'd go somewhere else."

Kakuzu looked angry. "I hate to say it, but I agree with Hidan."

"I do too." Sasori said, looking slightly disappointed. "He has a point."

"So did she go into your room, or Kakuzu's room?" Itachi questioned, glancing at the puppet. "Perhaps she went in a bathroom?"

Kisame scratched his head, rumpling his blue hair. "I don't know, let's check the spare first. I don't want to search through the other room unless I have to."

Deidara nodded and went first, opening the door and walked quietly inside. The others followed and they set about, tearing the room apart in search for the girl.

Kisame stood up from looking under the bed and walked to the closet. He paused. "If she's in here, she's going to shoot out of the closet and make a run for it. Stand guard by the door so she can't escape.

Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Sasori, and Itachi positioned themselves in front of the only exit, preparing themselves for her escape.

Kisame wrenched the door open and was hit in the face with a pillow. He took a few steps back in shock as Alice shot out of the closet. She skidded to a stop when she saw the wall of ninja blocking her path.

She looked over them before she went after Itachi. She lunged at him. He caught her and held her still as she tried to escape around him. Alice looked over her shoulder and yelped in fear when she saw Kisame heading her way. Alice wrapped her legs around Itachi's waist.

She further latched onto Itachi with a death grip, burying her face into the crook of his neck. "Don't let him eat me!" She begged. Itachi wrapped his arms around her waist in a hug.

"Don't worry Alice; he's not going to eat you." Itachi soothed.

"Lies." Alice growled into his neck. The others laughed.

Itachi rubbed her back calmingly. "You're going to break me in half, Alice. Loosen your grip a little. We aren't really going to hurt you."

"Hidan will." She snapped, but she eased up on her hold to a bearable grip.

She whimpered in slight fear and shock as Kisame wrapped his arms around her waist. "Alice, come to me, don't our nights in bed mean anything to you?"

She snuck a look at him from her Uchiha protector. "You're going to eat me."

"I most certainly will not." Kisame said with a smirk.

"Liar." She repeated. "I can only trust Itachi." She reburied her face. "Who, by the way smells like awesome." Itachi chuckled, causing her to shiver. "Don't do that while I'm holding onto you. It's sexy and I might drool on you."

"Why can't you trust us, un?" Deidara questioned.

"You'll blow me up. Sasori is the one person I would never want to piss off because something about him just intimidates me. Kakuzu would try and sell me." I informed him. "If I don't hold the Uchiha, I'd go to Kakuzu because I can at least bribe him."

"You're ridiculous." Sasori said, shaking his head.

"Shut up Pinocchio." Alice's head shot up as something caught her attention. "What time is it?" She looked around for an answer.

"I don't know." They all said in unison.

She looked down at Itachi's face and smiled. "Well hello handsome."

He smirked. "Hello."

"Would you like to do me a super special favor?" Alice asked.

He raised his eyebrows. "That depends on what the favor is."

"Take me to my room and we'll make beautiful babies." She said seriously. The others stopped what they were doing instantly and Itachi looked shocked. "I'm joking. Take me to my room so I can get my phone. I'm not getting eaten, killed, blown up, sold, or… whatever Sasori would do to me. He'd probably turn me into a puppet."

"You wouldn't be worth it." Sasori told her. She pouted for a moment before sticking her tongue out at him.

"Whatever. You're just mad because I'm not clutching onto you like this." She froze instantly. "Shit! I have to talk to all of you!" She dropped from Itachi and sprinted out of the room. "Go downstairs now!"

The Akatsuki members who heard her looked confused at her behavior but complied. They trooped down the stairs and took their seats around the sitting room.

Pein raised his eyebrows at them. "What's going on?"

Hidan shrugged. "She said she needed to talk to us so she ordered us to come down here." He shook his head. "She was teasing the puppet while clutching onto pretty boy before she just froze and ran out of the room.

"Yes, that's because something Sasori said reminded me of something important." Alice said as she descended down the steps.

First Person Alice!

"What's up?" Konan asked, sitting beside Pein.

"We're having some guests over." I help up my hand. "Before you scold me, just know that it was Kathryn's idea. I'm not really okay with it, but I don't see what the harm is since it'll only be for a little while. I trust these people enough to let them over with a house full of criminals." I informed them.

"How many people?" Kakuzu wondered.

"Four." I said. "My friends Courtney, Seth, Erika, and Hoot are coming over." I sat down in the computer chair. "They all know about you guys so be prepared for an attack."

"That's not very reassuring." Sasori told me because he likes to be a downer.

I frowned at him. "You know what Sasori, you and I are going to fight later. I'm going to turn you into firewood." I paused. "That is not a pun on your red hair. I don't mean fire crotch."

He raised his eyebrows at me. "So that's not a sexual invitation like the one you extended to Itachi?" I just laughed when Pein and Konan looked disturbed.

"You wish you were that good looking." I jabbed. "Besides, I promised Kathryn she could have you since she wants your brat." I shook my head. "Anyways, that's beside the point."

"What the fuck is your point?" Hidan questioned.

"Have patience my dear Jashinist, patience." I soothed. "The point is, I'm having some people from school over, they know about you, two of them will probably try and rape you, and the other two are dudes so you won't have to worry about them trying to do anything to you." I sighed. "Don't kill them please; they're of the few people in this world that I love."

They all told me they wouldn't kill them; knowing I would resort to threats if they didn't.

"So when are they coming over?" Pein wondered.

I looked at my cell phone. "Actually, I'm going to pick up Kathryn and Courtney from school right now." I stood. "Who wants to come?"

Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, and Deidara all voiced their desire to accompany me on my quest to retrieve my friends from the fiery depths of hell that is my school. I assured Pein, Konan, Tobi, and Zetsu that we would be back and we departed.

We piled into the car, Itachi up front with me, Kisame and Deidara in the middle row while Kakuzu, Sasori, and Hidan sat in the very back. I told Deidara Kathryn would have to sit in his lap and I warned the others to leave room for Courtney.

When we got to the school, they still had a few minutes until dismissal so I parked my Hummer in the circle. I turned to face the guys. "Okay, fair warning, Courtney is a little boy crazy, so she'll be all over you guys." I pointed to Hidan. "No raping my friend."

"Fine." He pouted. "What if she wants it?"

I paused. "Try to sway her from it. But I guess I can't get mad at you if she's jumping down your throat. Please just don't do it in my room."

He laughed. "Deal."

"Good boy." I praised. "Now, It's 1:30, so they're just getting out." I flipped open my phone and called Courtney. She answered after a second.

"Talk to me." She said via speaker phone.

"Hey bitch, I'm out front. Get Kathryn and get out here." I told her.

"Alright, we'll be out there in a second." Her voice said.

I rolled my eyes. "A warning to you, Courtney. The gorgeous one with black hair is mine, the blond one is Kathryn's and the one with piercings is Konan's." I heard the others laugh. "Don't touch them, or I'll kill you. Also, try to keep from raping the loud mouth."

"What are you talking about?" She asked. I heard Kathryn laughing in the background.

"You'll see. Let Hoot know that I'm going to be waiting near his car so we can drive back together." I ordered. She said she would. "Come to the Hummer and we'll go meet up with Hoot." I hung up after that. A few minutes later they emerged from the school.

Kathryn and Courtney split up to go to different doors. Kathryn smiled when she saw Itachi in the front seat so she moved to the back. Kisame opened the door for her and got out so she could get on Deidara's lap.

"Kisame!" She said happily, hugging the shark.

"Hey there Kat, you're on Deidara's lap." Kisame laughed, patting her head.

"Kisame, get the fuck in here!" I hissed. "Someone is going to see you." He complied quickly as Courtney opened the other door near the empty seat.

"Alice, why are there hot guys in here that aren't Brett and Louis?" Courtney asked. "And why do they look like cosplayers?"

"I'll explain at home." I sighed. "Just get in the car and meet the guys." Courtney waited for Kathryn to get situated on Deidara before climbing in and shutting the door.

"Oh god, there's more of them!" She pointed out, looking over all of them. "Wait, is this what you meant on the phone?"

"Indeed." I confirmed when I put the Hummer in drive and went towards the student parking lot to hunt down Hoot's car.

She pointed at Deidara. "He's blond so he's Kathryn's." She looked around. She noticed Itachi. "Black hair…" When he looked around at her she gawked at him. "The gorgeous as hell one with black hair is yours." She shook her head.

"Yes, he's mine." I smirked. "I'd like to keep Kisame too, but I'll share him if he wants me too." I winked at said shark.

She looked around for Kisame who was laughing at my comment. "Hi, I'm Courtney."

Kisame waved his hand once in greeting. "Kisame."

She frowned. "Kisame… like Naruto Kisame?" She wondered, looking at me.

Kathryn nodded and hugged Deidara. "Yep, they're the sexy beasts from the show Naruto." Kathryn explained. "This is Deidara."

Courtney looked confused as hell as I pulled into a spot beside Hoot's car. I put it in park and waited for him. "Just go with it Courtney, I'll explain at home." She obeyed with a nod.

Kathryn pointed behind Deidara's head. "That's Sasori, Kakuzu, and Hidan." She addressed, pointing to each on in turn. "And that's Itachi." She pointed to Itachi.

"Pein, Konan, Tobi, and Zetsu are at home." I added. "Oh my Jashin… We're bringing Courtney home to meet Tobi."

Kathryn's eyes widened. "Oh god, you're going to die."

"What the fuck do you mean by that?" Hidan demanded too loudly from the back.

"Is he the loud mouth?" Courtney wondered, looking at Hidan with something close to hunger in her eyes.

"Yes Courtney, yes he is." I nodded.

"No fucking promises then. He's hot." She said grinning. "Hey."

"Hi." Hidan said, winking at her. "So Alice, what did you mean by that?"

I sighed. "Courtney is just as bad as Tobi when she's hyper, if not worse. I can't control her like I can him. Therefore, she's really bad."

I heard a knock on my window to see Erika waving at me. I rolled it down. "Hey guys, you ready to go?" I asked.

Hoot nodded as he unlocked his car. "Who all is in there?" He asked.

Courtney rolled down her window. "Hi guys!"

"Courtney, roll that thing up now!" I snapped. "You're encouraging the murders to do bad things." I shook my head as Hidan yelled at them.

"Hey fuckers!" He shouted, drawing ten other peoples' attentions to my car.

I sighed. "Just get in the car, you'll get to meet them when we get to my place. You'll be happy." I smiled at Seth. "Sethy-Poo, are you sure you don't want to ride with me? You'll have to sit on someone's lap but we can make it happen."

"No thank you." He laughed. "I don't want to die."

I shrugged. "Suit yourself." I waited for them to get in the car before rolling up my window and leading them from the parking lot.

"Who the fuck is Sethy-Poo?" Hidan demanded.

I glanced back at him. "He's a friend from school. I've known him since I was four." I smiled. "His favorite character is Zetsu."

"What a weirdo." Kakuzu commented.

"Hoot, the one with the beard, likes Kakuzu and Sasori the most. He likes Deidara too because he's a pyro." I informed them. "Erika, the other girl, favors Kisame and Pein."

"It's about time." Kisame said with a chuckle.

"You're Seth's second favorite. Seth just likes Zetsu because he thinks the fact that he argues with himself is hilarious." Kathryn told him.

"How is Kakuzu someone's favorite?" Hidan wondered.

"I'm not a dumbass like you." Kakuzu told him calmly.

Sasori shook his head. "How someone likes the Brat the most is beyond me. His sad excuse for art is just insulting."

"You're wrong, Danna, hm." Deidara snapped. "Art is fleeting, un."

"Art is eternal." Sasori growled.

"You're both idiots." I interrupted. "We're not having this conversation. Do it at home." I shook my head as Deidara mumbled fleeting and Sasori punched him in the back of the head, declaring that art was eternal. The argument continued despite what I said.

"I give up on life." I sighed, pulling into the condo complex. Itachi and Kisame chuckled at me. Kathryn was too busy petting Deidara and Courtney was flirting and drooling with and on Hidan to notice we were home. I got out of the car with those paying attention.

I walked a short distance away from the car and pressed the panic button. I heard Kathryn and Courtney scream before they all shot out of the car. I shook my head at them and watched Hoot pull into a spot next to my Hummer.

They got out of the car and stared at the guys massing behind me. Deidara was carrying Kathryn still, and Courtney had found a spot clinging to Hidan's arm. I rolled my eyes. "Come inside guys, I'll introduce you all and explain everything in there."

The three others nodded and I led my guests inside, calling to the other four Akatsuki members to see them come out of the kitchen. "Take your seats kiddies; we've got things to talk about. You're all going to have new friends by the end of the day."

So I saw a hitchhiker yesterday... It was pretty amusing.

He wore the strangest outfit I've ever seen...

But that's not important. What is important is that it's almost the weekend.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited.

Oh and I'd like to thank anime for helping me kick ass at our Academic Quiz Team scrimmage today. I swear I learn the most random facts ever from these shows...

Alright then, I'm out.

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