Ugh... this one is really lazily done. Writer's block = not fun!

The comic from Chapter 7 can be found at:

terratidal (dot) deviantart (dot) com/#/d2u118l

Chapter 8: And Then Things Got Out Of Hand

"So... many... dares..." Teixak whines, buried under a pile of papers. Leixand sighs, taking one off the stack. "You were asking for it, you know," he informs her. "Still," she whines, "39 reviews and ten chapters?"

"Like I said, you were asking for it." He helps her up, oblivious to the blush spreading across Tei's cheeks. "Come on, let's round up the others and get going."


"I knew you'd be up to it," Demyx says with a grin. Teixak ignores him, coughing slightly to get everyone's attention. "Okay, guys! We've got a lot of dares today, so stay sane, OK? First set is from The Misaki Sisters again."

Y+K: *Are rolling on the floor dying of laughter*

Yukiko: I got that on tape! *Shows camera that has Xemnas and Demyx's dares* Hah! Oh and im sorry for asking that Axel...

Kimiko: Idiots...-_-...both of you...

Yukiko: Now lets see...Oh! but first... Roxas how do you feel about Xion? Answer truthfully or i'll send a barage of AkuRoku fangirls after you! :D (Nah im just kidding i'd never do that...)

Kimiko: Harsh... Now it's dare time! ^_^ Sora!...I dare you to...propose to Riku! XD

Yukiko: I thought we weren't messing with them...

Kimiko: You broke your side of it you messed with Roxas so i get to mess with Riku! Now on with your dare!

Yukiko: Fine... I dare Kairi and Marluxia to sing Ugly Girl!...in...playboy bunny cosplay! XD

Y+K: Thats all for now~ *waves bye bye to everyone*

~The Misaki Sisters (Again Lol ^_~)

"AkuRoku?" Roxas blinks. Teixak coughs, a bit nervous.

"Um.. well... you know how people ship you and Namine and you and Xion?"

"Yeah."

"Well..." She points at him, indicates Axel, then makes the universal intercourse sign.

Roxas and Axel both pass out.


"Well... Xion's my closest friend next to Axel," Roxas admits. "I don't get why she's been so.. well... clingy around me lately. I mean, I like her, but not.. well... yeah... ...Please don't send the fangirls after me."


"Uh.. Riku?" Sora taps him on the shoulder. "Hm?" Riku (his hair still a marvelous shade of barf) turns around, curious. Sora suddenly gets down on one knee. "Riku... um... w-will you...?"

Riku starts laughing. "Dang, Sora, I didn't know you thought about me that way! Sure!"

Sora blinks, not expecting this outcome. "...Huh?" Riku suddenly hugs him. Startled, Sora flails a bit. "Aaah! N-no, wait-"


"Why am I wearing this?" Kairi looks at her outfit in disgust. Marluxia blinks.

"...Why am I wearing this?"

They both glance at eachother.

"...TEEEEEIIIIIIXAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!"


"Alright, I've got a set from night omen," Teixak announces. "Go read his/her (oops, sorry, I'm bad with genders) own Truth or Dare fic, titled "Yet ANOTHER KH Truth or Dare"." She grins. "It was inspired by us, so GO READ IT!"

Becryx: Yo how's life treating everyone? Anywho dares

Sora: get back together with Kairi you two were ment to be together.

Xion: I want you to go and kick Saix in the nuts.

Riku: Don't know why but I hate you so go jump off of castle oblivion.

All of Organization XIII: Change your robes colors to pink except Marluxia you get orange.

And lastly Roxas: Make out with Xion.

"You want me to do what?" Roxas yells. Everyone stares at him. It's only when the door slams that he realizes Xion was in the room with them. "...Oh." There's suddenly a high-pitched yell of pain, then Saix slams the door back open, clutching his crotch.


"SO LONG, CRUEL WORLD!" Riku screams. "SORA, IF YOU TAKE MY GBA, I WILL HAUNT YOU!"

"Doesn't this go against the rules?" Lei whispers to Tei. Teixak's eyes widen, realizing.

"Riku, don't!"

"Byeee-" Whump.

"...He fell over backwards?"


"Mrf..." It's the next day. Teixak wakes up, wearing a pair of shorts and a black KHII shirt (aka what she wears under her cloak). "Hm?" Confused, she walks over to the "Spare Robes Closet", wondering where the heck her cloak went. Without much thought, she puts one on- then yelps in shock. "What the heck?" It's bright pink! "X-Xemnaaaaas!" She runs into the livingroom, crashing into the door. The other Nobodies are gathered there, also wearing pink robes. (Except for Marluxia, anyways, who's wearing orange. His hair's pink enough already.)

"There goes the last of my dignity," Leixand sighs.

"... ..This is only temporary, right?"


"A-alright," Teixak says, wearing her "normal" clothes (she couldn't stand the Organization's 'new' dress code). "Here's the next set from heartless-lover12 and... Karaxi?"

aww, thanks you guys. Things are going better. Xemnas, finally, you atleast beat Sora up. I would join, but seeing as Axel will hate me after this, and so might Zexion, I most likely will be running away from those two!

Axel: Die your hair purple(permanent) go skinnydipping in January(Luxord can help with time thingy) and to put a cherry on it, dance to the song: Hamster Dance wearing a hamster suit. I will most likely be running away, or hiding behind Xemnas.

Karaxi:Or me!

Me: Karaxi, this isn't your fic. Go back to Music will Tie.

Karaxi: but I wanna dare my brother*whines*

Me: Sorry everyone!

Karaxi: Demyx!*glomps* I want my candy!

"My haaaair!" Axel wails. Tei smiles.

"Glad things're going better for you!"

"Karaxi, what're you doin- Aah!" Demyx falls over, glomped by Karaxi. "You can have your candy later..."

Me: This is a DARE SHOW! You're brainless, Karaxi. Anywho, sorry! She is REALLY brainless.*me shoving her out*

Karaxi: I want to kill Saix-puppy!

me:shut up!

Zexion: From now on, I want you to be called by your pet name. Also, shrimpy, I want to see you and Lexaeus in a ALMOST-deathmatch.

Now I shall run for my life, and possibly Karaxi's too, since Axel and Saix hate her guts. BYES! -Hugs author-

"Owww..." Demyx winces. Lei raises an eyebrow. "...You have a sister?"

"My pet name?" Zexion asks.

"Um... Smexion... Smexy Zexxy... Zexy.. you know the drill." Tei groans. "..Let's call you Zexy."


"THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS!" Axel screamed, his flame-colored hair now a vibrant lavender. "Ugh... IF I CATCH HYPOTHERMIA, IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

"Should we tell him he can just warm himself up?" Leixand whispers. Teixak giggles.

"Naaa."


"Okay, now time for Gamer's dares. Ready?"

Xenik- Just try to kill me Teixak you don't even know where i live!

Trixikan- Gamer Is passed out while trying to finish his chapter of his truth or dare fic and can't make this review but since we are here we are giving some dares...

Leixand- How was that kiss with Teixak?

Teixak- where did you go?

Zexion- What do you have in that book of yours!

Roxas- How come you have 2 keyblades and how come you don't like Xion?

"I have my ways," Teixak grins evilly. She pauses. "...And... um... I locked myself in my bedroom." She stares at the floor, her good mood disentigrating.

Leixand pulls his bright pink hood over his head, hoping it'd hide his blushing. "Um..."

Roxas sighs, pushing Lei and Tei out of the way. "Um... well... technically my second Keyblade is Xion's. And as for not liking Xion? Well... Okay, I'm Sora's Nobody, right? And I'm part of Sora. Xion is also part of Sora. It'd kinda .. yeah... She's a good friend, but I just don't see her in that way, and it's.. kinda creepy."

"Not telling," Zexy snaps angrily. "Why does everyone keep asking?"

"I bet it's porn," Teixak mutters.

-End-


"D-Demyx...?" Teixak looked around. "Demyx, I need to talk to yo-" She paused, hearing the familiar sound of his sitar. Quietly, she opens his door just a crack and peers in. Demyx is by himself, strumming on his sitar and looking.. depressed? A small person made of water- about an inch tall- is sitting down on the bed next to him, patting his harm comfortingly. ..With a jolt, Teixak realizes that it looks like her.

She leans on the door too hard and it falls all the way open, sending her crashing to the floor, stars winking in and out of her vision. Startled, Demyx stops playing, the mini-Tei collapsing into a puddle. "..Tei-?" Before he can ask what she's doing, she's out the door, trying to put as much distance between herself and Demyx as possible.

First Leixand... now Demyx?