Estonia's reaction both amused me and made me feel sorry for him. His face looked as embarrassed as a child who soiled his pants. And sadly, I could completely understand why. Ukraine just has-

"What's wrong?" Ukraine asked interrupting the awkward silence she created.

"Uh…. it's just…. that…. well."

Estonia was stuttering like an idiot, and who could blame him? Ukraine suggested that they should keep each other warm, which meant being pressed very close to her-

"Did I upset you? I didn't mean to. I just thought that we could keep each other from freezing to death," Ukraine said tearing up. Boy, she sure is sensitive in this hallucination, huh?

"No!" Estonia yelled. His cheeks filled with color and he looked away, embarrassed. "It's just that uh…you have…uh."

"Oh," Ukraine said softly looking down at her chest.

I really have to fell sorry for Estonia in this situation. Why does Estonia have to be the one trapped in this situation? Seriously, he is probably one of the few people in the world who hasn't become perverted.

"Are they really that noticeable?" Ukraine asked weakly looking at Estonia.

This really is a horrible situation for Estonia to be stuck in, especially since Ukraine seems completely oblivious to her…endowment. If he tells her the truth she will be upset, and if he lies she will still be upset. He can't win here.

"Sort of."

Seriously, that's his answer? Wow, I could have come up with a better answer then that. He could have said…. Well, I don't know what he could have said, but if I had enough time and was actually in that predicament I could've thought up a better answer then just a stupid "sort of."

"They're really noticeable aren't they?" Ukraine asked, crying.

"It's not like it's a bad thing," Estonia said in an attempt to stop her from crying more.

Smooth Estonia smooth. That is probably the second stupidest thing you have said today, and not only did it make you sound stupid, it made you sound like a perverted boob guy. Not just any perverted boob guy, but the nerdy perverted boob guy. The only that looks away even though he can't stop staring. It doesn't help that Estonia can barely keep eye contact with Ukraine and can't keep the blush out of his face.

"Of course Ukraine's oversized chest is a bad thing!" I shouted, "It makes Barbie feel flat!" I slapped my hand over my mouth. I can't believe I just said that. No offense to Ukraine, of course. The vision is messing with my nerves and making me say things I wouldn't normally say. It's a good thing they can't hear.

"How is it not a bad thing? Most people don't even notice my face." Maybe Ukraine isn't that oblivious to her…air bags. Great, now I'm the perverted boob guy.

"Well…uh…maybe it can help you somehow someday," Estonia said starching his head embarrassed. I could only shake my head. The only place big boobs could take you, would make the rating of this story skyrocket.

"I don't see how. All they do is give me serious back pain. Nothing good has come from them so far."

Poor Estonia. What the hell is he supposed to say to this? What the hell is anybody supposed to say to this? I don't know what I would say in this situation. I just hope none of it is what I'm actually thinking.

"Uh… well Ukraine. I want you to know that I do notice your face."

"Really?" Ukraine voice sounded like some little girl seeing Santa at Christmas time.

Please, don't screw this up. Ukraine is very whiny and I hate hearing her cry. Please, don't say anything stupid that will cause her to cry. You're doing well so far, just please don't screw it up.

"Yes." Estonia's voice still held awkwardness. But who could blame him? At least he was finally looking her in the eyes.

"Thanks." Ukraine apparently didn't seem to notice how awkward Estonia was feeling or how he kept fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.

"Uh, you're welcome." Estonia sounded like he wasn't sure if he was supposed to say anything.

"No, really you don't know what that means to me."

Oh goodness, I hope Estonia realizes that he's leading Ukraine on. Seriously, if he blows it Ukraine is going to start crying. And I just hate the sound of her crying. I've heard it way too many times today.

"Okay."

"Well, it really means a lot. Goodness, maybe some good might come out of this unfortunate situation."

"I don't see how. We are going to be frozen by midnight."

Stupid Estonia. You just made the freezer as romantic as it can be in this situation to Ukraine, and you don't even realize that your leading her on. You don't just bring up the fact that you all are going to die soon.

"We can keep each other warm until Belarus comes back with Latvia."

"If she comes back with Latvia that is."

Smooth Estonia real smooth. Just make everything more negative than it already is. That's the best way to make light out of this situation. Damn, I really wish he could hear my sarcasm.

"Sorry, it's just that today isn't really happy," Estonia apologized.

"Yeah, being locked in a freezer isn't happy at all, but out of everyone in the world I could've been stuck here with, I'm glad it's you.

"I wish that I wasn't in this freezer in the first place."

Wow, Estonia that was stupid. You were supposed to say "And I glad it's you." Seriously, any moron could have realized the right answer in this situation. And did you really have to use the word "I"? The word "we" could have been a little less cold. And I thought you were the smart one!

"Oh, well I wish that too," Ukraine said, disappointed.

"Yeah," Estonia said awkwardly. He must be wondering why Ukraine sounded disappointed.

"Well, we better not freeze to death. And they do say body heat is the best for keeping warm."

I bet France told her that. Son of a tart! I hope France isn't doing anything to me right now. What did I do to deserve any of this?

"I hope your right," Estonia said moving closer to Ukraine.

"Yeah well, just hold me really close," Ukraine said wrapping her arms around Estonia.

Estonia looked extremely uncomfortable as Ukraine pressed her body against his. Poor guy. He was definitely the worst person for this situation.

"Are you okay?" Ukraine asked, her voice filled with worry.

"I'm fine."

Estonia's voice didn't sound fine. He sounded extremely uncomfortable. And who could blame him? Ukraine was pressed really close to him.

"Well, let's just hope that we don't have to be like this all night long."

"Yeah."

The way he said "yeah" was like he was cross between wanting to get out of the freezer and not wanting for this awkward situation to end. Okay, I'm probably letting my mind make stuff up. But I really think that Estonia had a part of him that was actually enjoying Ukraine being pressed up close against him. Huh, maybe he really is a boob guy.

A/N

I would have written this chapter sooner, but I ended up in the hospital Friday night. I'm fine now. I just had some throat issues. Oh, it was kinda funny that the ambulance driver asked me if I wanted him to take a picture of me being loading into the ambulance to post on Facebook.

Best answer time!

Question- Do you like the names of my cats?

And the answer I got from Indigo was- They're so beautiful I want to eat them, but I will have to eat them in order: Smores will go first, and then to drown the pain of eating a cat, I'll eat Whiskey.

Next set of questions!

Do you think Ukraine and Estonia would make a good couple?

Why did the Emergency room I went to Friday night have only male nurses?

What do you think is going to happen next?

Words that start with a B?

E/N

I totally rocked this chapter.