Raziel vrs Roxas
When Mari came in late for her job to Date's R' Us, she was not expecting to see two horses standing in front of the office.
She was even more surprised when she walked inside and saw two knights, in full armor, talking to Scrooge.
"What's going on here"? said Mari, as she walked up to his desk", Are we hosting a Renaissance Fair"?
"These are the police officers from Enchanted Domain", explained Scrooge
"Are they here to ask about your shady business deals"?
"Of course not," shouted Scrooge." They just want some information on one of our clients".
"They've come to arrest Axel", said Mari, jumping in the air with excitement." I knew the law would catch up with him one of these days. Don't worry officers, I'll be happy to tell you all know".
"This isn't about Axel", interrupted Scrooge. " These men are here to ask about Vanitas and Fate".
"That's no surprise", said Mari. " One look at that freaky guy and I could tell he escaped from the psycho ward. Don't tell me some thing happened to that poor girl Fate".
"No ma'am", said the knight." It seems that this Fate and Vanitas were seen releasing hazardous monsters into our forests and they have wreaked havoc on the unsuspecting public".
"It wouldn't surprise me about that Vanitas fellow, but I sure your wrong about Fate".
"They were also seen going into Malificant's Movie House, a known front for illegal monster activity", said one of the knight.
"I find it hard to believe that any of our customers would be involved an anything illegal", said Scrooge.
"If you see them or hear from them again, please contact us, we want to hold them for questioning", said the first knight.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you", said Mari.
"Why"? asked the second knight.
"Haven't you ever heard that it's hopeless to question Fate", said Mari, before bursting into hysterical laughter.
Everyone turned and stared as her as she continued laughing until tears began to pouring down her cheeks.
"Sorry about her", said Scrooge," she's only working here temporarily".
"Hey," shouted Mari. "That was funny and I made it up myself".
"Obviously", said the second knight.
"Here's our number if you get any leads," said the first knight, to Scrooge.
" I have one more question", said Mari.
"Yes, ma'am."
"Do you have any female officers?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Is there title 'Ladie's Knight'", said Mari, bursting out in laughter again.
"Peasants", scoffed the first knight, before turning to leave.
"Exactly", said the second kight,following after him.
"Mari, if you'll stop rolling on the floor ", said Scrooge," you might remember we have a costumer coming here soon".
"Well, that sober me up", said Mari. " I think it's criminal the way you disillusion those girls and guys into thinking they are going on a normal date".
"You're a part of this business too, you know," said Scrooge.
"I just think it's a greater crime that I should be without a Playstation 4", said Mari.
"Hello, is anyone here"? asked a young woman, walking into the office.
"Hello there", said Scrooge," you must be Raziel".
"Yes, I'm here to get the information for my date", she said.
"Just who is her date"? asked Mari, suspiciously.
"Her date is Roxas", said Scrooge." You know him. He's the guy with blond, spiky hair."
"You mean Ventus"?
"The other spiky haired blond kid".
"I thought his name was Cloud".
"Just trust me", said Scrooge." Roxas is a great guy, Raziel. He arranged to meet you here at five."
"That doesn't give me much time", said Raziel." I'd better hurry".
"Don't forget to pay for our service before you leave, please", said Scrooge.
"Oh right," said Raziel, handing a wad of munny to Scrooge." Thanks again."
"I feel so horrible taking munny for this kind of service", said Mari.
"Just count the money and it will make you feel a lot better",said Scrooge.
Raziel was running late for her date. Anything bad that could have happened, had happened. Her hair decided to rebel against all laws of gravity and it had taken almost an hour to get it looking half way decent. Her nail polish spilt all over her favorite outfit and the heel broke off the shoe that was the only pair to match her new outfit.
When she arrived at Date's R Us, a blond-haired boy was sitting outside waiting patiently for her. He was sitting on a bench outside, calmly eating a blue popsicle.
"I'm so sorry I'm late", said Raziel
"That's okay", he said.
"I'm Raziel by the way", she said, holding out her hand.
"I'm Roxas," he said shaking her hand." Are you ready for our date"?
"Sure. Where are we going"?
"It's a surprise", said Roxas.
"Can't you give me a clue"?
"Let's just say, I hope your good at swimming".
"We're going swiming"? she asked." But I didn't bring my bathing suit."
"You won't need it".
"Come again"? said Raziel, eyeing Roxas suspiciously.
Roxas face turned red and he stammered as he said," I didn't mean that we'd go swimming naked! It's just that...well it just kinda hard to explain ".
"Try".
"I promise that it's nothing embarrassing", he said.
"It had better not be", said Raziel. " I should warn you that I'm a black belt."
"Just trust me okay", said Roxas." We better hurry if were going to make it to the gummy shuttle".
"As long as it's not Whimsical Insect Companion Hour", said Raziel," I didn't bring any bug repellant".
The ride on the shuttle had proven rather uneventful. It had turned out to be be Dead Relative Hour and no one else was aboard but some Chinese spirits and a giant floating lion.
"Before we get off of the shuttle", said Roxas," I have to do a little magic".
"Magic"? she asked.
"Yes", said Roxas, "Drink this".
"Is this going to cause me to shrink or something"?
"No, this is a different kind of potion."
"Well, considering this fanfiction is rated Teen, I guess there not much you can do to me", said Raziel, before drinking the potion down.
"Alright, when the shuttle stops, jump", said Roxas, holding her hand.
The shuttle doors opened and Roxas jumped forward ,pulling Raziel along with him.
Razeil felt as if she was dropping from a great height and suddenly plunging deep into a large body of water. She panic at first, wondering if she was going to drown. But as she gasped in panic, she found that she could breathe quite easily under water.
She turned to look at Roxas and was amazed to see he was not a boy, but a merman,with a long, white tail.
"Sora was right", said Roxas."Being a merman is so awesome"!
Raziel let out a squeal of delight as she saw her red and black coy fish tail swishing around the water below her. Being a mermaid was amazing, but something wasn't quite right.
Then it dawned on her and she let out a blood curdling scream.
"What's the matter," said Roxas, rushing toward her.
"Don't come over here," shouted Raziel," Turn around!"
"Why?"
"Because you forgot to include a top for me, when you transformed me into a mermaid, you idiot".
"I'm really sorry," said Roxas, his face turning red again.
"Stop being sorry and find me something to cover up with",shouted Raziel.
"Darn that Donald!I should have know better than to trust that duck"!
"I can help you", said someone from behind them.
They turned around to see a teenage mermaid with bright red hair swimming towards them. Beside her was a blue and yellow fish, who nervously stared at them .
"I'm Ariel", she said, " and this is Flounder. I heard about your problem, but don't worry, I always carry a spare pair of seashells with me".
"Thanks", said Raziel, taking a pair of red seashells from her. "But umm... where do you keeps them"?
"They're Flounder's", said Ariel.
"Are you some kind of pervert", Roxas asked Flounder.
"I found them and I thought they were pretty", said Flounder." I don't wear them...often".
"Well, how do I look"? Raziel asked, swimming in a circle so that they could view her entire look.
"You look gorgeous",said Ariel." But it's strange, I don't think I ever met you in Atlantica."
"We're friends of Sora", said Roxas.
"You even look like Sora," said Flounder." Are you related?"
"No, but I have been here before," said Roxas." I am Sora's Nobody".
"I don't think I understand", said Ariel.
"You see I've been inside Sora," said Roxas.
Everyone grew really quite before Ariel spoke up and said" Inside Sora? Is this a yaoi fanfiction? "
"Yaoi," squeaked Raziel. "I thought this was a humors dating fanfiction. If your with Sora why am I here?"
"That not what I meant," yelled Roxas, turning red once again. "I meant that I was inside Sora's heart... and not in a romantic way either."
"Good, because I didn't want to waste good money on this date if you already have someone", said Raziel.
"Oh," said Ariel, slowly," you two are on a date"?
"Yes, and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant", said Roxas relieved that they had change the subject.
" I just on the way to my to my restaurants , Ariel's Grotto", she said. "Since your with me, I sure we can find you a good table",
"Great", said Raziel." I'm starved".
Just follow me," said Ariel.
But that was easier said then done, for Ariel was an expert swimmer and Raziel and Roxas were as unexperienced as newborn merbaby. The had no idea how to control their tails and kept crashing into each other. Flounder steered clear of them, but Ariel kept pausing for them to catch up.
She soon grew tired of waiting for them and told them that if the followed the direction of the trident painted on the walls, they would find the way to her restaurants. Then she and Flounder left to get things ready for them at the restaurants.
"Perhaps if we hold hands we could swim better", said Roxas.
"Maybe if we kiss we could swim even better", said Raziel, looking hopefully at Roxas.
"That's silly", said Roxas.
"Maybe", said Raziel," but it was worth a try."
Roxas laughed as he took Raziel's hand and swam slowly through the water. Little by little, they became accustomed to their tails and soon the were swimming at a rate that even Ariel would find hard to matched.
When they finally reached the restaurants they were both out of breath but enjoying themselves.
Roxas and Raziel had never seen anything this amazingly beautiful. The restaurant was in a large cave were stone tables had been actually carved out of the floor. Floating on the ceiling was hundreds of jellyfish of all different shapes and colors. They flowed around a large, glowing globe of underwater light that seemed to be produced by some sort of magic.
Scattered around the cave where large stone pillars decorated with thousand's of barnacles and a garden of brilliant colored sea flowers.
Ariel sat in a large clam shell looking like a princess on a throne. She was arguing with a sardine who seemed to be playing the part of waiter and it was several minutes before she noticed they had arrived.
"Oh ,here you guys are", said Ariel greeting them as if she hadn't seen them in years, instead of minutes.
"I have the waiter show you to your to your table", she said.
"You mean the fish", said Roxas.
"Roxas, don't be rude,"said Ariel." He has a name you know."
"What is it"? asked Raziel.
"Herbert", said Ariel.
"I think I would be more kind in calling him 'the fish'".
"Just refer to me as your waiter, if you don't mind," said the fish, in huffy voice." If you will follow me to your table, sir".
The waiter led them through the crowd and to the back of the restaurants, where a band of various sea creatures were playing calypso music.
"Would you like something to drink"? asked the waiter, when they had both been seated.
"Drink"? asked Roxas," How do you drink underwater"?
"I beg your pardon", sneered the waiter," but even a merbaby knows how to drink underwater.I would think you would know how to, unless you're a lot younger than you look".
"He just couldn't decide what to drink",said Raziel quickly." Do you have any recommendation on what we should drink"?
"For you ma'am, I recommend our Sea Flower Tea", said the waiter. "For him, I recommend poison".
"Watch it buddy", said Roxas," or I'll order fried sardines".
"We'll both have tea",said Raziel quickly.
"Very good ma'am", said the waiter,giving Roxas a dirty look.
"It a very bad idea to insult your waiter Roxas", said Raziel." He might spit in your food".
"If he did spit, wouldn't it just float up in the water", said Roxas.
"I...don't know", said Raziel, slowly," but I don't like to think about that because I might start wondering what else is floating around here".
"You're right, let's just order our food", said Roxas." Where are the menus"?
"Here they are", said Raziel." I wonder what kind of food merpeople eat"?
"How about the sea cucumber salad", he said," or a coral and kelp sandwich"?
"These dishes are all made of sea plants", said Raziel." Don't they have anything with meat"?
"I think all the meat is waiting on tables", said Roxas.
"Oh, yeah. I guess it would be right to order lobster, when he's playing the steelpan in the band".
"What about the fried anadyomenaceae and sea grass soufflé? It doesn't sound too bad", said Roxas.
"I guess that's alright", said Raziel.
"Your drinks ma'am," said their waiter, placing two pod shaped plants in front of them, with a thin straw poking out of the center.
"So that's how we drink", Roxas said, placing the straw in his mouth.
"Have you decided what you wish to order"? the waiter asked.
"We'll have order number twenty-seven", said Roxas.
"I wasn't talking to you," sneered the waiter.
"Number twenty-seven for both of us, waiter", said Raziel handing the fish both of their menus.
"Very good, madam," said their waiter, before leaving.
"I'm going to give that fish a tip with a hook in it", Roxas threaten, quietly.
"Alright everyone", Ariel said, swimming to the middle of the stage." It's karaoke time! Who wants to go first"?
"Roxas, why don't you go first", said Raziel.
Suddenly the room went merpeople sitting at the other tables began whispering to each other and pointing at Roxas.
"I don't think that such a good idea", said Ariel.
"Why"? asked Raziel
"You see Sora came a few weeks ago and... well it wasn't exactly successful", said Ariel.
"Did he really sing that bad"?
"His voice sounded like the squeal of a pig being beaten with a club", said Flounder.
"I remember that kid", said a blonde merman, sitting behind them." He was really tone-deaf".
"Yeah, he made my ear give birth to a tumor", said the mermaid next to him.
"I don't think you will have to worry about me,",said Roxas." Raziel do you have any song requests"?
"Um, what about Radioactive by Imagine Dragons," she said.
Roxas walked to the middle of the stage and grabbed the nearest microphone. He told the band leader what song he wanted and they began to play it.
I'm waking up ,don't know who to trust
Cause my best friend likes to make stuff combust
I'm think he drinks jugs of chemicals
When he's on fire , it shakes me up, he tells me not to make such a fuss
This is life, don't get all pissed
Whoa
Chorus:
I'm a Nobody, but I'm not all alone.
My family, you don't want to know
Welcome to the real strange, to the real strange
Welcome to the real strange, to the real strange
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, They're kinda distractive, not overactive
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Some hyperactive, and sorta attractive
Larxene will brag, knives she throws
Marluxia smells like a rose
Luxord will bet, but he'll always win
Whoa
I'm freaking out, can't keep up, this organization, thirteen of us
Is it a life, must be more then this
Whoa
I just want to go, before they all died
Deep in Sora's heart, trapped from inside
Roxas definitely had a beautiful voice, judging from the effect that he was having on all the mermaids in the resteraunt.
Roxas swam back to Raziel and asked," did you like the song"?
"I've never heard it sung like that before", said Raziel." It was even stranger than the original".
"You have a beautiful voice", said Ariel.
"You sure do," said a brunette mermaid." Will you sing a song for me"?
"Yeah", said another mermaid," I want you to sing a song for me, too".
"I guess I don't mind," said Roxas, as he was being pulled on stage by the girls.
"But what about your dinner"? said Raziel." We're suppose to be on a date"!
"He'll eat dinner later," insisted the blond mermaid .
"You can't have him all night, you know," said the brunette mermaid, grabbing Roxas's arm.
"I don't believe those girls", said Raziel." He's my date"!
"Sounds like you got a problem", said Ariel." Maybe you should go and see the sea witch, Ursula".
"Ursula"?
"I don't get it Ariel", said Flounder. "You always go to the sea witch and you know she's evil. Then you get in trouble and we have to kill her and then she raises from the dead. Then you go to her again and we have to kill her again. It a vicious cycle".
" That the way it works in Kingdom Hearts. You kill a villain and they gets brought back to life and you have to kill them again. It the circle of uncreative video game creators".
" I think I'll pass,on the sea witch,"said Raziel.
"Well, at least you can enjoy you're food", said Ariel, placing the sea grass soufflé in front of her.
"Yeah, lucky me",sighed Raziel.
I found a funny comic on deviantart that said Roxas would probably be a better singer then Sora because he was voiced by Jesse McCartney and that gave me the idea for this date.
Does anyone else not get Atlantica in Kingdom Heart 2. I mean didn't we kill Ursula in the first Kingdom Hearts and here she is alive again in Kingdom Hearts 2 with no explanation. I just didn't get it.
It was fun doing the rewriting of lyrics for this fanfiction. I once did an entire fanfiction on my characters singing rewritten songs. It is called Trinity Blood Karaoke and it was so much fun to write. I might do another one like it again some day.
One last thing I know sea cucumbers are not plants but I couldn't think of a lot of sea plants.