A/N: GAHHH...

Too many feels...must retain...humor and happy...

Lol, a friend of mine came up with this, just because it would have been a hilarious way for Jellal to finally return.

Enjoy~!

Return of Jellal!

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"I'M GONNA GRIND ACNOLOGIA'S ASS...INTO DRAGON DUST!"

"...Heh, lol, you said you were gonna grind his ass..."

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"It's finally over..."

"Well... for now at least...," Makarov sighed, a tired sound. As long as his brats were alive and kicking, that was all that mattered for now.

Mirajane walked up to Erza,"...You alright?"

"Yeah... my senses are back, and everything is working okay...,"She turned to Minerva,"Thank you...if you hadn't acted...we might still be in a predicament with Kyouka...FACE or no FACE."

Minerva just nodded, a solemn expression firmly in place, even as Sting and Rogue came up to her.

"Well now!" Mira threw on her happy face, a sure way to get everyone smiling again was smile yourself, right? "Not much use standing in this mess, shall we all head home?"

"YEAH!"

"Let's get a move on then!" Mira pumped one arm into the air, the other giving a friendly slap to Erza's lovely buttocks, to which the redhead gave a slight "Kyaa!"

Somewhere not too far from the Fairy Tail Group, a blue-haired man sat up bolt straight and rigid.

"...Someone has touched the booty..."

His companions, new and old, stared at him quite oddly.

Cobra grinned,"I heard it..."

Angel had the nerve to ask,"What?"

"Uh-oh~ Someone touched the booty, huh Jellal?"

"I have to go."

He was now determined to quickly reach his destination, because someone had touched something that was not theirs to touch! Precisely, someone had touched Erza's and made her make her cute "Kyaa!" sound. This was a problem that was to be rectified as of now.

"..."

"...What just happened?"

Meredy huffed at her new teammates slowness,"Someone touched Erza's butt, and Jellal's waifu senses were tingling, duh..."

Erza hissed,"Ow-Mira! That's still..."

"OH! Sorry!"

But then there was a sound coming from the distance, similar to a man's rage scream of some kind.

"...What is that?"

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"Oh, Erza, I think it's Jellal!"

Natsu put an ear up, listening intensely,"...Yep, sounds like Jellal..."

"What!?"

"...eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Wow...he's running really fast, y'know..."

The next thing he said really bowled them over,"Someone touched the booty."

"...H-huh!?"

"The booty has been touched. I demand to know who touched the booty," it was probably the dead serious way he was saying it that took everyone off their stool.

Jellal was adamant on finding the culprit; he would not give up!

"Who touched the booty, and made Erza make that cute 'Kyaa!' sound? Speak now, or I shall use my Heavenly Body Magic...with my heavenly body...goddammit, I can't effing see, who am I looking at right now!?"

"Jellal."

He turned towards her,"Erza? Is that you?"

"I have only one question."

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"...WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU JUST DISAPPEAR FOR FIFTY PLUS CHAPTERS? WHAT, SOMEONE TOUCHES MY BUTT AND YOU COME RUSHING OVER!? HAH!? WELL!?"

"...My apologies..."

Erza let herself calm down, and gave a slight chuckle,"Glad to see you too, Jellal."

A/N: Lolz, actually we were talking about GaLe, and the GaLe booty, and somehow Jerza came into it and this happened...yeah...

Well, here ya go! Two in one day!

R&R~!