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Deliciously Distracting

''I'm so damn hungry'' Suigetsu whined for the 1000th time that day. He layed his head on the table in the kitchen, being tortured by the delicious smell escaping from the pots and pans on the fire.

''Shut the fuck up and be patient'' Karin responded as she tucked her hair behind her ear. She was on cooking duty that day, since Sasuke and Juugo still had to recover from the fight against the Hachibi.

''Tch, stupid amoeba''

''Jerk''

''Bitch''

''Bastard''

''Your cooking smells good''

''Fuck yo-.. What?'' Karin said, turning her head towards Suigetsu. She could see him opening his violet eyes as they looked away immediately. She never heard him compliment her before.

''Nothing'' He murmured, standing up as he scratched the back of his head. He felt embarrassed. Suigetsu was a man who would speak before thinking, but with Karin it was even worse; he would blabber anything that would come up in his mind, and this time a compliment was one of them.

He sat on the table, his eyes locked on the back of her head. She wore her hair in a ponytail when she cooked, showing the delicate nape of her neck. Unconciously, Suigetsu licked his lips, his eyes slightly squinting. Several thoughts were crossing his mind as he mindlessly bit on his thumb, considering each and every thought. Even her backside was round and plump, oh how he would love to-

He was officially losing it. Hozuki Suigetsu was fucking losing it. There was no way he could find Karin, attractive.

''ARGH! GET IT TOGETHER!'' He shouted out loud, hitting himself on the cheek. He broke the silence. Karin immediately turned around and dropped a plate on the ground. Luckily it didn't crash, but the food on the plate was done for.

''WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!'' Karin shouted as she nearly threw the steak-knife against his head. He snickered slightly. That's right, there was no way he could find Karin even remotely attractive.

''None of ya business, just continue cooking stupid amoeba'' Suigetsu said, he knew he was digging his own grave, but he couldn't possibly tell her that her backside was absolutely beautiful, and that he wanted to bite her neck right? RIGHT?

He could literally see a vein pop on Karin's forehead as she dangerously walked towards him with a steak-knife.

''I-I mean, could you please continue cooking, I'm starving over here'' Suigetsu smiled innocently, raising his arms in front of his face. He couldn't afford being stabbed over and over again by Karin.

''Hmph, I'll spare your life for now'' She said as she filled the plates with food. She didn't feel like bickering, a sick Sasuke and Juugo were waiting for their food.

After a few minutes, the table was set. Karin had brought Juugo's and Sasuke's food to their beds, and was now sitting at the table together with Suigetsu.

'' Why don't I have any meat?'' Suigetsu pouted as he looked at Karin.

''Well, YOU were the one suddenly screaming, making me drop YOUR plate with meat'' Karin spat out as she rose her brow. She still didn't know why he suddenly hit himself on the cheek before. He normally was weird, but this time he was even worse. Even his chakra felt unstable and bothered.

Suigetsu frowned.

''It's not MY fault that your neck is so fucking biteable, neither is it my fault that your ass is so deliciously distracting!'' He shouted back, crossing his arms.
Karin's mouth fell open, her face turning crimson in record time.

''W-Wha..?'' She stammered.

Then he realised what he had just said, he could feel his ears becoming hot as he stood up, not knowing what to do.
He had just once again, spoke without thinking.

''I.. Not what I.. meant, I-'' He immediately sat down once again, gobbling down all the food in front of him.

''I-It's good!'' He said, not daring to show his crimson face to Karin. He didn't mean to say any of that out loud, but somehow he couldn't keep it in.

Karin didn't believe what she was seeing. Suigetsu was sitting across the table, his ears steaming hot, while his white hair covered his flushed face.
It was adorable as hell.

''T-thanks'' She murmured, looking away. Her heartbeat was rapidly increasing its speed. They spent a few minutes in silence as they finished their food. The tension was immense, so immense that even Sasuke noticed it in the other room.

''W-what are you thanking me for, I was joking you amoeba'' Suigetsu said with a grin after a while.

'' F-fuck you'' she said, pouting slightly. She knew he was trying to cover up his embarrassment, it didn't take a genius to see it. Suigetsu suddenly started laughing. His violet orbs finally dared to look into hers, with an impish grin. As soon as he opened his mouth, the usual routine for them started again;

''Amoeba''

''Bastard''

''Bitch''

"Jerk''

He felt his heart tremble at the sight in front of him. Karin was blushing, frowning and smiling at the same time. He didn't understand himself. Some times he hated her, sometimes he wanted to fucking grab her and hold her close. He felt like he could never part with the idiot.

He smiled silently. He enjoyed her company more than he had ever thought he would. Karin looked up at him, the smile he showed her was something she had never seen before. Her heart pounded once again, her eyes widened momentarily.

''I hate you'' she smiled slightly, he was an idiot to her. A likeable idiot.

'' I hate you too'' he grinned.

Oh yes, he wouldn't want to miss her company for anything.