Harry Says

Harry: Hello everyone, this is the Boy Who Lived speaking.

A blonde girl wearing a large red hair bow walks past, carrying a sheaf of papers.

Harry: What's this?

Girl: Tim's draft for Ribbon and Stone's third chapter.

Harry: And why am I interested in this?

Girl: Imagine spot of a certain redhead in a bikini.

Harry: Give me that! Harry snatches the sheaf of papers from the girl, reads for a few seconds, then glares at the girl. First of all, she's still ten and I'm still eleven at that point, there's no reason I'd be fantasizing about her then. Second, I haven't even met her and I'm wanting to *beep* her?

Girl: I never said why you'd be interested in it…

Harry: That's true. I suppose I'm going to have to take the night off and beat some sense into Tim for lemoning it up.

Harry disapparates. The Girl looks at the audience.

Girl: Now that he's out of the way, go read Ribbon and Stone! Go watch Hime-chan's Ribbon! Go-

Harry apparates in, carrying another sheaf of papers.

Girl: Well?

Harry: Nice try, Himeko, but it's not your turn to do a So-And-So Says segment.

Himeko: How'd you find out it was a fake draft?

Harry: "But Harry had only eyes for the blonde babe standing next to Dumbledore; not even Ginny could get her out of his mind" was a bit of a giveaway. You're only eleven in Ribbon and Stone, you know.

Himeko: Damn, I knew that would come back to bite me. Next time, I'm gonna listen to my Possibility Sight.

Harry: But you don't have that except in SMZ and in-

Himeko hastily cuts Harry off here.

Himeko: Well, that's all the time we have for So-And-So Says! Tonight's Moral is 'Always Floss Between Meals'! Good night!

Harry: Hey! I'm not done with you, Nonohara!

Fade out as Harry chases Himeko off the stage.

Note: Episode 2 of Disorder is finally done! Okay, so a few words before I go to bed for the night. First of all, I removed Seven Books, Three Dursleys from my listing, for two reasons. One of those reasons was why the scene with Kreacher was so hard for me to write: I don't do MST very well, and it's harder with the Dursleys. I could probably do Dumbledore and Snape reading the books, but that's about it. The other reason was because February was NOT a good month for me (anyone that knows me in Trickster Online probably already knows why), and it's already looking like April's going to have the same problem. Long Distance Relationships generally have this problem, though. The good news, though, is that – barring crippling depression – I do have some notes and stuff for Ribbon and Stone chapter 3 ready, and I did start that chapter prose-wise, so expect that to update sometime between now and the next update of Disorder.

If you know who Killconey is, or suspect who Killconey is, that's fine. Blab it to the world if you want, I really don't care.