Mayu: I really wanna keep writing! I want to make this into a series! Yay! I got Reviews!

Shadow Priestess - I loved the 'Brazilian boy toy' part, that cracked me up and as for Chase and Wuya...they could show up by a showdown for a new Wu. If you don't know anny to put in PM me and I will gladly borow you one of my made up Wu for the fic...

Jackie Jackie Spicey - Oh! He wants pudding, eh? I will give you a migical pudding cup that will never get emtpy! -holds up pudding cup- I WILL BE THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO PUDDING FANS EVER! But, Jack needs it more -coughsPIGcoughs-
-thumbs up- I love this story, but must the chapters be SO short? It's like, I don't know, concering your undieing hunger with a small peice of toast! Although, quality, not quantity.
Keep going and I won't bug ya for more!

(Mayu: I didn't know the chappies were so short… I guess I don't realize it because I'm making it. I'll try making em longer!

Jack: What! I'm not a pig! You're the one giving me never ending pudding! I just wanted one pudding cup! One!

Mayu: Quit your whining.)

Jackie Jackie Spicey - So that's what he meant but 'do her agin'.
Heh, heh... I read chpter ten before nine! BLAME MY INBOX! The emails were out of order...

Mayu: I REALLY want to make this a series, but my ideas aren't getting me very far.. I need more ideas for future chapters! NEED!

Jack: Gee, aren't you determined…

Mayu: Shut up, you perverted wannabe gothic freak!

Jack: What did you call me!

Mayu: YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT!

Jack: YEAH!

Mayu: Alright then… take off your dress and lets rumble, pretty boy!

Jack: -rips off trench coat- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Mayu –rolling on the floor with Jack, fighting- I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE BEFORE! OH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU SAID IT LAST TIME, YOU LOSER!

Jack: YEAH, I WAS NICE AND WENT EASY ON YOU LAST TIME! SO, WHO DO YOU WANT TO SING AT YOUR FUNERAL!

Mayu: WHAT, YOU DIDN'T KILL ME LAST TIME CAUSE YOUR MAMA SAID NO!

Jack: YOU LITTLE BITCH!

-continue fighting-

Inner Mayu: Yeah, they wont be stopping anytime soon.. So why don't we just start the fanfiction? Hopefully I'll have em pulled apart by the end of this chapter.

The remainder of the day, Jack spent perfecting some new robots. Kohana was digging in a closet behind him where he kept all the robot parts.

She was digging in the mess of metal when she saw bright red hair poking out of pile. Curious, she pulled it up and gasped.

"Jack, what're you doing sleeping in this messy closet?" She cooed brushing 'Jack off'.

Jack who had heard her say this, turned around confused by what she had meant.

Laying on top of all the metal parts was Robo-Jack. He had been turned off and looked like he was asleep.

Jack, the real one, groaned.

"Kohana.. I'm over here." Kohana turned and looked at him. And then back at Robo-Jack.

"So who's this…?" she asked, dropping Robo-Jack with a loud bang.

"That's Robo-Jack." He said picking the robotic twin up, and turning him around. Jack opened the door in the back of Robo-Jack's neck. (A/N: Similar to a door on the back of your remote control that you put the batteries in.) Turning the On-off switch to on, he closed the door, dropped Robo-Jack, sat back and watched the show.

Robo-Jack opened his eyes and sat up. Looking around, he stood up and shoved Jack backwards.

"Why the hell did you turn me off for so long!" He demanded.

"Because you were an ass!" Jack retorted. Kohana sat on the ground watching the two Jack's fight as if it were a movie. All she needed was popcorn.

Clapping, she cheered, "GO JACK!"

The two stopped fighting and looked down at her. Clearly, she was enjoying herself.

"Who's that?" Robo-Jack asked, still staring at Kohana.

"That's Kohana…" Jack pulled Robo-Jack closer to him and whispered, "She's my bitch."

Robo-Jack laughed. "Please, you couldn't get one if she fell from the sky and came to your door!"

It was Jack's turn to laugh. Because basically, that's exactly how Kohana got there.

Kohana stuck out her hand to Robo-Jack.

"I'm Kohana! Nice, to meet you Jack!"

"Robo-Jack.", Jack corrected.

"Yeah…" Robo-Jack said, eyeing Kohana up and down, "A fine chick like you is seriously with Jack!"

Kohana beamed and nodded.

"He's paying you, isn't he?" Robo-Jack asked, still refusing to believe Kohana was dating Jack.

"He's not paying me!"

Robo-Jack looked at Jack. "How did you get a hot chick like her!" Pointing to Kohana's boobs he continued, "They're huge! There's no WAY you could've got her without paying her!"

Smirking, the real Jack pulled out a crumpled up paper from his pocket. After smoothing it out, he gave it to Robo-Jack. "Read it."

Smirking, the robotic double snatched the paper and read it out loud. "'Dear Mr. and Mrs. Spicer, We are writing to inform you that your child, Jack Spicer, was caught having sex with another student, by the name of Kohana Live, in the nurse's office. Claiming they only did it because they 'loved each other', we handed them they're punishment…blah blah blah.'" Robo-Jack looked up at Kohana, now getting bored with the whole situation.

Smirking, Robo-Jack leaned towards Jack and whispered, "Maybe…since I am you…we could have a threesome…." He offered, rubbing his hands together.

Jack smiled slightly at this, "Yeah but she DOES have a brain..and she knows that one of us is the real one…" Robo-Jack and Jack were in a huddle whispering, and scheming, every now and then stealing glances at Kohana.

Kohana practically had a question mark above her head.

"I don't know! It wouldn't be right to just gang up on her and then take advantage of her.. We should ask her."

"Why!"

"Because! She's not like you! She'd totally lose her trust in me!"

Robo-Jack and Jack spun around, both smiling.

"Hey Kohana…can we ask you something…?"

Mayu: YEAH! WELL YOUR MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE CAN ONLY BE YOUR MAMA!

Jack: WHAT!

Mayu: MAMA'S BOY! MAMA'S BOY!

Jack: YOU CATTY LITTLE BITCH!

Mayu: Oh, what's this! Widdle Jackie has run out of namey-wameys to call me… AND IS USING THE SAME ONE'S AS LAST TIME!

Jack: YOU ONLY WRITE THESE FANFICTIONS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!

Mayu: YOU JUST NOW REALIZED THAT?

Jack: NO WONDER YOU'VE LOST YOUR SANITY!

Mayu: YOU CHEAP GOTHIC IMMITATION! GO TO HELL AND SCREW YOURSELF! TWICE! YOU BASTARD!

-scratching and biting at each other-

Inner Mayu: Take a mug of hot chocolate… They're gonna go at it until it they run out of energy or one of them has to use the bathroom. I've tried stopping em… I guess when things get boring, the lovers fight..

Mayu and Jack: -spin around and glare at Inner Mayu-

Jack: What! We're NOT lovers!

Mayu: Yeah! Lovers make out 24/7 and we only do it when we FEEL like it!

Jack: -stares at Mayu- ..We NEVER make out!

Mayu: Yeah, but any day now..you're gonna come crying to me saying you want some. –smirk-

Jack: YOU SICK FREAK!

-start fighting again-

Inner Mayu: Okay.. I'm gonna run now…just in case they come after me.. Review if you want… And Tell Mayu if you want a threesome with Jack, Robo-Jack, and Kohana. Also, if you have ANY ideas, even if you think they're stupid–darts out the door-