I saw giant explosions all over the city and rushed to find the cause. By the time I arrive, I saw a man with strange-looking hair in an orange martial arts outfit standing over a weird-looking alien, which was now on the ground in a defensive position, clearly beaten, begging for its life. I then did something that wound up pissing off the guy in the martial arts outfit...
Just a little earlier...
Goku was in town, picking up groceries for Chi-chi, as she now started a policy that if he wanted to eat until his stomach explodes, he'd have to get the food himself. It was either that or he'd have to make it for himself as she got it. He just got to the city to get the groceries when suddenly, he sensed a strange presence and looked up to see a fierce looking alien. It had a body similar to Cell's, giant bat wings on it's back and it's head looked like a strange mix of a human's and a wolf's and it was a redish-black color. It let out a snarl and began firing ki blasts all over the city, blowing up many buildings and injuring many civillians. Goku was furious at this, flying up at the alien and grabbing it in a bear hug from behind, spinning and throwing it down onto a car. From the energy he sensed from it, he guessed it would've been an easy adversary for even Raditz to defeat, so he quickly flew back in and despite the creature's greatest efforts to defeat him, he effortlessly beat it to a pulp, throwing it to the ground once more. "Now, what were you doing here? Why were you destroying everything?" He demanded, clenching his fist to show he was dead serious.
The alien breathed a bit, trying to overcome its panic, then spoke. "My planet is ruled by a madman. Anyone who even looks at him funny is put to death! I came here to escape and start a new life, but then people started screaming and tougher people came out of nowhere with weapons and started shooting at me. It hurt a lot worse than ki. So I started fighting back. I was a warrior on my planet! If anyone in a city strikes me without provocation, we destroy the whole city!" The creature explained.
"Well, that's not something I'm gonna let happen!" Goku said.
"Please! I'm sorry! I won't do it again! Spare me!" He pleaded, curling up into a ball more for defense.
Goku looked at him, but then sighed. "Fine. I'll let you go. Find somewhere else to live, though. If you do this again, I won't let you go again!" He warned.
The creature got onto it's knees bowing repeatedly. "Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! I promise I'll never do it again-!" He said, but was silenced when he was shot in the side of the head by obviously a gun, blood spurting out from both sides of his head as he fell to his side dead.
"BOOM! Headshot!" I said triumphantly, holding my gun in the air.
Goku looked to the side and saw I was the one who did this, instantly glaring at me. "What was that for?!" He demanded.
"Wasn't he the one destroying the city?" I asked.
"Yes! But I put him through enough! He said he would change his ways and leave! He had a second chance, but you took it away from him!" The furious Saiyan snapped.
"Yeah, well, 9 times of out 10, people SAY they won't do it again, only to turn around and do it again. I could hear it in that guys voice, he liked the bloodlust. He probably lied to you when he dished out that sap story." I said.
"Why should I believe you?" He asked.
"Maybe because I saved the world several times." I said, showing him the clip of me fighting Doomsday.
"Wait. Are you that guy 'Say' or something?" He asked.
"Sai. You were close, though." I said.
"My friend Superman told me about you. He said you were dangerous and how none of the Justice League thinks they can trust you. But they can't do anything anymore because you beat Doomsday." He said.
"Well, yeah, you take down one of the biggest threats to all life as we know it, I think you get some immunity." I said.
"Why don't you show me if your dangerous or if I can trust you or not?" He asked, taking a stance.
"You really wanna do this? Okay." I said, shrugging, getting in my stance.
Background Music: "The Animal" By Disturbed
Goku flew right at me, throwing a left haymaker, but I easily pushed his hand out of the way with my right hand, turning to face the way he was going as he continued, then I jumped back and fired a blast of demon energy into his back, blasting a hole into the back of his gi and scorching his back a bit. "You're too slow!" I said, rushing in. Goku was barely able to keep track of my speed and suddenly, I was right in front of him. We then began fighting close-quarters, Goku not being able to keep up with my speed, allowing me to hit him on occasions close in between each other. Admittedly, though, he wasn't doing a horrible job throwing attacks while blocking mine. Eventually, he pushed me back with a strong kick, which I blocked, but regardless was forced back by it. "Not bad. What else you got?" I asked.
"I'm about to show you! Kaioken!" He said, becoming red and enveloping himself in a red aura, flying towards me with greater speed than before.
"Kaio-what?" I asked before getting sent flying with a strong punch, landing about a hundred.
"Ready for more?!" He asked, flying in again.
"As a matter of fact, yes!" I said, spinning and finishing in a stance similar to Yasha's from Asura's Wrath. The spinning was to create a small wheel of fire and to give it a direction and momentum while the sudden stop from taking the stance launched it. This is a move I call the fire wheel trap. Goku watched as it skimmed along the ground, but ignored it and focused on me, as it was too low to burn him as he hovered above the ground. He was coming close to me and was winding up for an attack, but at that moment, he was just above the fire wheel. "Surprise, motherfucker!" I said as the fire wheel suddenly unleashed an upward burst of fire, launching Goku higher up into the air as well as burning his chest. He took a minute to recover from the shock and check his injuries, but it was enough of an opening for me to charge in, flying in and ramming my shoulder into his solar plexus to knock the wind out of him and grab him, hurling him into a hill outside of the city, catching up in an instant.
"Hang on a second! I'm not fighting as well as I can be. Do you want a real challenge?" He asked.
"That would make this show a little more interesting, yes." I said.
"Alright, then. Give me a minute." He said, then held his arms out to the side and started screaming. This caused the ground around us to shake and pebbles to rise into the air. Even large chunks of Earth were getting ripped up as he began to power up, becoming a Super Saiyan, his hair now golden and his eyes a greenish/blue.
"Oh, cool, you can do that, too." I said.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"So can I." I said, doing the same thing, ripping up larger chunks of Earth and becoming a red version of a Super Saiyan. "I hope you're ready for this." I told him.
"I think things are starting to get fun now." He said with a smile.
"Fore me." I said, suddenly disappearing.
"What?! Where did you go?!" He asked.
I then reappeared in front of him. "Right here." I said ominously, driving my fist into his stomach, breaking his very bottom ribs, doubling him over and burning his stomach, I then grabbed the back of his head and pulled back to punch him in the face with the other hand, cracking his skull sending him flying, crashing into and skidding across the ground,
Goku then got up and held his face and stomach to ease the pain, as he felt both had at least second degree burns. (Damn! He's way faster in his Super Saiyan form. And every hit feels like it's burning me! Also, every time he hits me, it feels like I was just hit by a brick wall!) He thought to himself.
As he explained this I turned to the 4th wall. "Yeah, I probably should've explained this a long time ago, but my Super Saiyan form, unlike the actual thing, doesn't really make me stronger. Due to the heat, it speeds up my internal workings and thus makes me move faster and makes me hit harder, like the difference between hitting someone when wearing boxing gloves and hitting someone with brass knuckles." I said, then turning back to the fight, getting out of the way just before Goku could manage to hit me. Having stopped himself completely just after her missed, he then fired a ki blast at me which I managed to smack out of the way. "My turn!" I said, firing a blast of fire and demon energy at him, which he managed to dodge. We then cleared some distance and continued firing at each other as much as we could. This continued on until we both realized how futile it was, then we both powered up to our next level and re-engaged. He was managing to do a lot better in spite of the fact he was still slower, his strength being enough to harm me and put up somewhat of a struggle against my own. "Not bad!" I said, dodging more of his attacks and staggering him back with one of my one.
"You're not too shabby yourself! You hit a lot harder than Vegeta, that's for sure." He said, wiping some blood from his mouth.
"You're not half bad, either. Not often I meet someone who can hit me hard enough that I'd rather get hit by Nero." I said.
"Why don't we stop holding back, huh? Give me everything you've got." He said, starting to power up.
"You couldn't handle it." I said confidently. He then reached his final (canon) level, Super Saiyan 3. "Dear gods, what happened to your hair?!" I asked.
"This is what it's like in Super Saiyan 3. Giant hair for giant power." He explained.
"Yeah, but you ought to take a comb through it." I said. "Let me show you my last Super Saiyan form." I said, playing the SAW theme song as I powered up, now having hair that made me look like a redhead version of Sephiroth. "See straight and perfect." I said, running a hand through it.
Meanwhile, Draco was watching at home...
"Wow, I can't believe that's Sai. His hair is BEAUTIFUL. Oooh..." He said, admiring it.
Back with us...
"Well, your hair is certainly as big as your ego. Let's see if your power is big enough to match them!" He said, taking his stance.
"That's what she said." I said. He then charged, but I was prepared, launching L'Cie magic to make chunks of Earth rise up and hit him and stun him long enough to freeze him with Blizzaga. "Okay, you just chill there. I'm about to put you on ice!" I said, charging up one of my best attacks. "Demon Fire Fury!" I said, launching a powerful black and red beam of hellfire and demon energy at him. However, at the last minute, he managed to break free and tried to hold back my attack, draining its power somehow and becoming possibly his most powerful form: Super Saiyan God (A: I don't know if it's stronger or Super Saiyan 4 is, B: I thought people would get all pissed if I didn't include this, C: I think Goku can become Super Saiyan God by holding back large attacks of immense power).
"Thanks for that! You helped me reach a form I could only get with others help before: Super Saiyan GOD." He said proudly.
"Whoa, that's different. Don't have one of them." I said, then was shocked as he flew in at insane speeds. "Son of a bitch!- Oh my gods!" I said as he drove his knee into my chest and sent me flying. He grimaced in pain as contact with my body still burned his leg. But shook it off, flying after me.
"Time to finish this!" He said as he got closer.
"I couldn't agree more!" I said, recovering, disappearing and reappearing behind him and grabbing him in a crushing bear hug, severely burning him as well as breaking and cracking a few bones.
"No, Sai, dono yamete!" He said, struggling, to which I pushed him off and blasted him with a large stream of fire to get him further away from me.
After he managed to put the fire out, he looked at me with a death glare. "It's over!" He said, pulling back his hands as a whitish-blue light appeared in his hand.
"Let's see if you can stop my attack twice!" I said, now activating my Devil Trigger, pulling back my hands, readying my Demon Fire Fury attack again.
"Ka... Me..."
"Demon..."
"Ha... Me..."
"Fire..."
"HA!" He shouted, firing the Turtle Destruction Beam at me.
"FURY!" I shouted, blasting him with an even more powerful version of my attack, as now I was exponentially stronger from this transformation. Our attacks clashed in the center between us and now it was simply down to who was stronger and in better shape to keep going.
"Come on! I've got all my power in this!" Goku said, trying to push back and overpower me, but was failing.
"Then it's not enough!" I told him, putting more force into the attack, pushing his attack back and blasting him away with my attack. The smoke cleared and he was nearly unconscious on the other end of the battlefield, clearly unable to go anywhere. "Finally." I sighed, powering down from my Super Saiyan and Devil forms, panting and walking my way over to him. "That... Was not bad at all... You put up even more of a fight then Doomsday. I think that deserves a reward." I said, raising my hand and aiming my open palm at him. Goku closed his eyes tightly, fearing an attack that would end his life, but then heard something that sounded rather strange to him. "Curaga." I announced, restoring both of us to perfect health.
He leaned up, then got off the ground completely, looking at me, confused. "Why?" He asked.
"You weren't my enemy. And like I said, that was a better fight than I've had for a while now. And I believe it was Confucius who said these two things. One: To spare an enemy is to make a friend. And two: Karma's a bitch." I said. This got us both laughing.
"Hey, care to come join me and my family for dinner? I could use some help with the groceries, anyway." He said.
"Sure. I never pass up a free meal." I said, following him.
We went in, left almost nothing from the ingredients we bought that were on Goku's list, then got to his house and he opened the door, being rather loud. "Chi-chi, I'm home! And I brought a friend for dinner!" He announced.
I casually introduced myself, then when dinner was ready, my eyes were as wide as dinner plates and my jaw hit the table when I saw the mountain of bowls of rice piled in front of Goku. "Does he... Always... Eat this much?" I asked Chi-chi, still in shock.
"Yes. And unfortunately, this is one of his smaller meals." She groaned.
"Wow..." I said, looking down at my own bowl of rice in disbelief.
(Jeez! Just one of these would be enough for me!) I thought.
Imagine if WE ate that much!
[Our stomach would explode.]
Goku polished them all off, making the bowls look as if they were brand new. "And I thought my dogs clean plates good. You left them spotless!" I said in awe.
However, Chi-Chi still groaned at this. "This is the worst part. Doing the dishes. They may be clean, but they've still got his spit and germs all over them." She explained.
"Oh, no problem. I'll help. I just need a tarp and a lot of dish soap." I said. After getting the two things, I laid out the tarp, put the dishes in reasonable stacks and dumped all the soap over them. "This is why I'm always on dish duty back at the office." I told her before turning back to the dishes. "Waterga!" I announced, creating a giant bubble of water above the dishes, which then popped, making the dishes shine like diamonds. Needless to say, I was the family's new favorite dinner guest.
Reasons for the outcome:
1: Goku is shown to be extremely vulnerable to fire and heat. Since this is Sai's forte and his Super Saiyan states make him nearly as hot as the sun, hotter than it upon reaching Super Saiyan 3, it would stand to reason Sai could easily hurt Goku with fire.
2: Sai is on equal terms with Dante, who is above Goku's level. For the math, read Insieme Per La Vittoria's story; Goku vs. Dante. Same basic concept, except Sai didn't use weapons and was a little more underhanded.
3: I haven't seen Battle of The Gods, but I THINK Goku became SS-God after holding back one of Beerus' attacks, so one of Sai's attacks on the same or higher scale would do the trick to turn Goku into SS-God, which would be his best bet at tipping the scale.
4: Upon hitting his Devil Trigger, Sai or Dante would be stronger than any member of DBZ in any form, so as soon as Sai triggered, it was already over.