The Betrothed Bastard
Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't want to be mine! ToT!!
Warning: AU, really. Maybe OOCness, but that's because I want to fit the characters so that they co-respond with the universe. It will be a happy happy joy joy story all the way with little to no complications at all. This is because I suck at angst. NaruSasu. NejiGaara. Always wanted a Swan Princess/Ugly Betty crossover set in the future so I shall deliver!
Act 11 : The return of the memory
Sasuke smirked while watching Naruto battle it out with Suigetsu on a DDR machine. Suigetsu was a pretty tough opponent, but Naruto was not going down without a fight.
In the end, Naruto's resilience paid out.
"Come on bastard! You fight me," Naruto challenged. His Uchiha blood beckoning, Sasuke clambered onto the machine, even though he had no idea if he was any good at this game or not.
Naruto set the song to an advance level, and laughed as he studied Sasuke's confused gaze.
"Just step on the arrows that correspond to the ones on the screen," Suigetsu offered his help. Karin and Juugo rooted for Sasuke behind him.
The first few beats of the song started, and Sasuke tentatively stepped on the machine as the arrow hit the line.
Turns out he was a natural. Concentrating on the battle, Sasuke swayed his body to balance out his feet's movement. A crowd began to gather.
"Oh my gosh! Two hot guys are battling it out!"
"Go raven!"
"The raven!? The blonde one is definitely cuter,"
"That guy looks like Hawk,"
"The sex god supermodel?!!"
"It can't be him. The agency said he decided to quit and move to France,"
Sasuke and Naruto were lost in their own world, the heat of rivalry flaring within. Naruto took miniscule gazes at his fiancé, happy to at least get their rivalry back.
The game ended with a tie.
"You're good Sasuke,"
"Hn, dobe," momentarily shocked, Sasuke turned to apologize to Naruto for his rude remark, but was greeted with a smile instead.
"You teme," Naruto chuckled back. Feeling conscious, Sasuke decided to brave a peck to Naruto's lips, which then turned into a full blown breathless kiss. Naruto gripped the back of Sasuke's head, ruffling the hairs on Sasuke's nape with his index finger.
Letting their lips part, Naruto smiled and offered his hand to Sasuke, and helped his love off the platform. The duo walked out of the arcade for some much needed food, leaving a gaping crowd in amazement.
"*$%(*__*)! That was hot," Karin muttered. A few girls and guys had mouths hanging, catching flies and small flying bugs in between.
"I want to eat ramen," Naruto demanded. Sasuke sighed and pulled his fiancé outside to make their way to the ramen shop. Ordering their lunch, Sasuke studied Naruto from his seat, listening intently to the dobe's chatter. Unbeknownst to them, Itachi was making his way to the same place, having guessed that the vile Uzumaki will drag his precious Sasuke there for lunch.
"Itachi! What the feck are you doing here?" Naruto squawked. Itachi chose to ignore Naruto and took his seat beside Sasuke, nodding his head in greeting. Sasuke nodded back and turned his attention to their newly arrived ramen order.
Naruto ate his ramen and glared at Itachi, not trusting the elder to not harm his beloved.
"Marry me Sasuke?" came the calm tone of one Uchiha Itachi, asking for Sasuke's hand in marriage.
Splutters abundant was heard.
"Erm, no?" Sasuke gave his (unconfident) answer.
"You seem unsure," Itachi argued. Sasuke frowned deeply at this.
"I don't think it's fair of you to ask me when I'm like this," Sasuke argued. Itachi smirked, making Sasuke blush.
"I think it's justified for me to ask you everytime, for I love you all the time," Itachi mused.
"Shut up! Don't ask Sasuke questions that will hurt his brain," Naruto shouted from his place. He took hold of Sasuke's head and laid it on his shoulder, smothering out his hair in calming gestures.
"Don't listen to that A-hole Sasuke," Naruto chirped. Sasuke really wished he could remember, but right now, all evidence pointed out that he was with Naruto before his blackout. His gut told him that Naruto was the one, but his brain told him that Itachi was the logical choice. Strong, handsome and with undefined power, Itachi was the optimal partner, supreme amongst his fellow mankind. Pulling out of Naruto's hold gently, Sasuke gave a smile and went back to eating his ramen. Itachi ordered a miso one and conversed silently with Sasuke, ignoring Naruto's glare every time he made sexual comments about Sasuke.
"Come on Sasuke, let's go," Naruto tugged the hem of his fiancé's shirt. Sasuke waved bye bye to Itachi as the young Uchiha nodded in return.
"Itachi-sama?" Pein greeted his president as the man entered the student council room.
"I think I have to kill Uzumaki Naruto,"
"HUH?!"
"Just kidding. I'm not that crazy," chuckled the man. Pein relaxed his jaw, sighing in relief.
"You killed a senior citizen for criticizing your choice in nail polish,"
"It was a damn good nail polish," Itachi huffed. "He was old anyway, he's gonna die soon,"
"President, please refrain yourself from acting foolishly. The university needs you right now," The rest of the student council members piled in. Lee saluted his president before taking place beside Kiba. Sakura was talking absently to Deidara while Shikamaru immediately laid his head on the table and dozed off.
There was no sign of Naruto and Sasuke. Itachi scoffed at the idea of them both skipping a meeting just so they could go on a date. After this is over, he's going to hunt them down!
In reality, Sasuke and Naruto was intersected by none other than Orochimaru on their way to the meeting.
"Sasuke-kun~ why don't you return to me? Fufufuf, I've been very lonely," Orochimaru pouted. Sasuke could feel hurling beginning at the bottom of his stomach, whilst Naruto glared at the man for kidnapping his Sasuke.
"I'll kill you scumbag!" Naruto immediately jumped onto Orochimaru in hopes of pummeling the man. Sasuke was still crouching on the floor.
"Sasuke-kun, if you come back, we'll put on the maid outfit…,"
Naruto and Sasuke slammed their heads repeatedly onto any nearby surface, wanting the image of Orochimaru in drag to disappear.
"…on you…,"
Oohh, that's different then. Naruto stopped banging his head as blood began to seep through his nose. The idea of Sasuke in maid outfit was very appealing.
"..and then I'll join in and we can have a mock lesbian scene," Orochimaru smiled creepily. Sasuke renewed his vigor in banging his head.
"Over your dead body!" Naruto resumed his punch fest. Sasuke immediately dialed for his brother.
Neji had just finished his meeting when a call from his cute brother made his blackberry vibrate.
"Sasuke?"
"Niisan….Orochimaru here…fighting…Naruto…wants me in maid outfit…,"
Nosebleed attack. Neji coughed and hurriedly made his way to his car. He would have to tell Gaara on the way to the uni. Absently, he wiped the drool from his chin at the thought of Sasuke in maid outfit.
"…will dress in drag….and act in lesbian scene…," the tone went off signaling the call has ended.
And so did Neji's brain activity.
"Sasuke! Snap out of it!" Naruto called out to his fiancé. Sasuke had dazed off after the 15th bang to his head. His eyes were empty now. Naruto pressed the beeper for his guardians.
"Shikamaru!" Kiba was in the meeting when his beeper went off. Shikamaru snapped from his nap and rushed to aid his guarded. Lee and Sakura followed suit with Itachi recognizing the issue was regarding one Uzumaki Naruto.
And where there is Naruto, there is Sasuke.
Lee rogered for Hinata and Ten Ten on his cell and used his tracking device Sasuke implanted on Naruto to locate their position. He led everyone else there.
"Orochimaru!" Kiba growled. They noticed that Sasuke was dazed on the ground, his forehead reddish and looked swollen. Itachi snapped at the sight of his Sasuke being hurt.
"I'll kill you!" Itachi and Naruto joined forces and began battling Orochimaru. Shikamaru had already called for Gaara and the red head was on his way. Some of Orochimaru's henchmen showed up and joined in, only to be halted by the guardians.
Again, they didn't notice Kabuto sneaking to Sasuke.
"Nobody moves! Or the Uchiha gets it!" Kabuto had Sasuke hostage, holding a gun to his head.
"Sasuke!" Orochimaru laughed and approached his right hand man.
"Nice job Kabuto," Orochimaru praised. Sasuke was maneuvered into bridal position with Kabuto still holding the gun to Sasuke's head. The began backing up when Orochimaru felt a gun on his head.
And on his *****.
"Let go of my brother," Neji was already holding onto Sasuke with a gun aiming for Orochimaru's head. Gaara had his gun on his jewels.
"Kabuto!"
"Ah! Ah! Ah! No talking slime ball," Suigetsu toothily commanded. Juugo had restricted Kabuto's movement while Karin was poking the man with a katana. Suigetsu eased Sasuke out of Orochimaru and into Neji's arms.
Sasuke was returned back to Naruto. Naruto cradled his teme and tried to snap him out of it.
Sasuke needed something drastic.
"Itachi! Punch me so hard so that I'll bleed!" Naruto shouted to Itachi. The man was shocked to hear such request.
"I have to try! He'll come back if I'm injured!"
"And don't pretend like you don't want to you Uchiha $hole!" Itachi didn't hesitate as he gave a hard blow, snapping Naruto's head to the side.
"Ouch~!" Sasuke twitched at Naruto's pained voice. Orochimaru and Kabuto were restrained. Naruto pouted while glaring at Itachi.
Naruto looked back at Sasuke, letting his blood drip onto the unconscious Uchiha.
"Sasuke~ Orochimaru hit me!" whined the dobe.
"Sasuke! I'm hurt!"
"Sasuke!" Sasuke's eyes gained their onyx colour. Shaking his head, his vision was focused on Naruto's face, but what he saw made his blood boil.
"WHO DID THIS!? WAS IT YOU!?" Sasuke was on his feet, shaking his cute fist at Orochimaru. Looking back at Naruto, Sasuke noticed his dobe had spilled tears while nodding his head in affirmative.
"He bitch-slapped me," putting in a few sniffles, Naruto pouted, making the Uchiha more enraged. Sasuke stomped over to Orochimaru while the others backed away from the malicious aura he exuded.
"HEEEHEEE…"
"Let's have some fun," Sasuke cracked his knuckles.
Neji and Gaara were sitting at the side after having one of their drivers brought them lunch. One hour had passed and Sasuke was still at it. Naruto was watching in fascination while Itachi looked like his love for Sasuke died but by bit at the profanities Sasuke was shouting as he hit Orochimaru.
"No one hits my Naru!"
"I'll chop off your balls for making him bleed,"
"After this you won't have to worry about heirs,"
Itachi looked at Naruto, whom looked happy at his Sasuke's display of possessiveness.
"Are you going to stop him?" Itachi goaded the Uzumaki heir.
"Naaah~ look at him. He's having fun," Naruto smiled. He was glad Sasuke was his usual self. Looks like all the banging returned his memory and the sight of Naruto bleeding sealed the deal.
"He really loves you,"
"I can tell. He's stomping someone to death for me…that's so romantic,"
"I don't think I'll be able to top that,"
"Nope,"
"He's not going to chose me,"
"Nope,"
Itachi sighed as he admitted defeat. Naruto, sensing the man in distress, smiled brilliantly and patted him on the back.
"Tell you what. Since you helped a lot I'll introduce you to one of my pals," Naruto chirped. Itachi glared at the man's for even suggesting a replacement for Sasuke.
"I don't want anyone else,"
"Believe me, they're quite similar,"
"They stopped moving so I became bored," Sasuke returned back to the group, allowing paramedics to wheel out Orochimaru. Neji fed his brother water and some lunch, while Sasuke looked for Naruto.
"SASUKE~ welcome back!" Naruto tackle-hugged the man from behind. Sasuke smirked and kissed the man's knuckles.
"Glad to be back," Naruto grabbed the back of Sasuke's neck and proceeded to kiss the man away. Neji and Gaara smiled seeing the familiar scene, but then backed away as the groping gets out of hand.
"Knock it off you two!" Sakura knocked both of them on the head. Naruto whined while Sasuke glared for being interrupted.
"Save some for the wedding," Kiba joked as the rest welcomed Sasuke back into their circle.
Naruto and Sasuke smiled at the idea.
"Finally," Neji and Gaara sighed in relief. A year had passed and Naruto graduated 6 months ago from Uni. They had been planning the wedding since then, inviting everyone the duo had wanted. Itachi had united with Naruto's friend and were going steady. Once in a while he'd like to tease Sasuke, making Naruto jealous, but all in all he never exceeded boundaries.
Sasuke and Naruto were in their quarters, the reception was about to start. Naruto was watching his fiancé put on his suit when he decided, to heck with the reception. Taking huge strides, Naruto grabbed Sasuke from behind and proceeded to throw the man onto the bed.
"Finally, I've been waiting forever," swooping down, Sasuke was trapped between the mattress and a hard body, answering the forceful kisses with his own.
"We have a reception," Sasuke gasped as Naruto latched onto his neck and pulled off his shirt.
"It's okay…I have a backup,"
"So, I would like to make a toast to my wonderful bride!"
"Like hell I'm the bride! Naruto is clearly the bride!"
"Suigetsu! Play your part or Naruto's gonna be pissed!"
The guests sweatdropped as Suigetsu (in a black wig, spiked up as Sasuke's do) and Kiba (in a blonde wig like Naruto's do) yelled between each other, and the other guardians were trying to make them say the speech smoothly.
"I can't believe he used stunt doubles for his reception," Neji smirked while Gaara twitched. The nerve of his brother.
"All those pent up sexual frustration must have caught up," Shikamaru drawled.
"They are probably consummating their eternal love!" Lee shouted.
"Still, can't believe they would pull this stunt,"
"Why not? It's a brilliant idea," Itachi smiled while watching his partner. Sai looked back and smiled…unknowing of the gears in Itachi's head going into overdrive.
The story is officially over! Thank you very mush for all of you who read this!
Lady Blade WarAngel: Haha, I had fun typing that expression too. How cunning of Sasuke to use the same video! If you loved this I think you would love Super Spiral too.
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lilshiori: Thank you so much for your nice comment! I just wanted to put Juugo's thoughts in at that time. but after seeing Naruto and Itachi battling it out over Sasuke, those guys kno not to mess with the dynamics. Love you sooo much for staying with me.
BrokenBloodDrops: I know...I can't believe I did that...it seems cliche now, haha
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