So this is the end of Kanto. Kind of bittersweet, but at least I finished it. Tell me if I should move onto Johto...oh, who am I kidding, I'm already writing it. This isn't high on my list of priorities, but this is really fun to write. I already have a list of Pokemon I want Danielle to have from each region but if anyone wants me to give her one in particular, I'll consider it.

EXCEPT GEN FIVE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! THAT REGION FUCKING SUCKS!

Epilogue

The party in Pallet Town lasted for almost a week. It was the closest place of civilization from the Indigo Pleatu that wasn't either overrun by gang violence (Virdian) or a smoking crater (Pewter) that was willing to throw a party.

Danielle had ended up partying and fucking pretty much everyone in that time period and she was having too much fun to stop any time soon. With the party starting to wind down, however, she looked at Tia and got an idea.

"Tia, to celebrate, I think we should do that thing we kept talking about."

Tia, who was chugging another beer bottle, looked at her, surprised. "Already? I thought we would save that for later?"

"Yeah, but the timing seems right for now. You in?"

Tia blinked but smirked, nodding. "You bet. Let's do it!"

"Where are you going?" asked Joy, still planning the baby shower for Jenny with Delia and Daisy. Her Chansey was also helping by acting as a waiter for them.

"Just a little errand that needs to be done before we move anywhere else," said Danielle criptictly.

Danielle and Tia didn't come back until the following day, but they came back laughing and hanging off each other. Both were covered in soot, their clothes were shredded and Danielle had a bruise here and there but nothing truly noticeable.

"Where were you two?" asked Joy, spotting them first as Jenny, Nina and even Delia and Daisy showed up to listen. They had continued to party even after their new champion had left, but they had stayed in the area, just in case.

"Well," said Danielle, smirking as she looked at Tia, "remember how I said one time that Unova is a useless region? Worthless starters, confusing legendaries and a hypocritical evil organization?"

"Yeah?"

Tia's smile grew wider than anyone had ever seen it, which almost scared a few people around them. "Well, we kind of…blew it up."

"Like, all of it," supplied Danielle helpfully.

Everyone stared at each other, slightly confused. "When you say you 'blew it up,'" said Daisy, frowning, "did you mean-?"

"The whole region," Danielle was smiling crazily now.

Everyone's eyes widened. "You blew up a whole region?" Daisy shouted, eyes wide. "Not even I'm that hardcore!"

"Hey, I left a Zorua alive," said Danielle, crossing her arms and looking smug with herself. "I didn't kill EVERY Pokemon in the region."

Delia's eyebrow twitched as Joy and Daisy looked in shock. Jenny simply smiled happily while Nina looked confused.

"What's a Zorua?"

"A fox like Pokemon that can create illusions, can even make itself look like a different Pokemon or a person. Also the pre-evolved version of a Zororok."

Nina blinked in confusion. "But…I'm a Vulpix! I'm based on the Kitsune legend of Japan! If any Pokemon should have the power of illusions, it's me!"

"Yeah," said Tia, looking at Danielle, confused herself now. "Why did they create a new Pokemon to claim a power that Vulpix should have?"

Danielle shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe they thought that Vulpix would be too overpowered having the power of illusions in addition to the power of fire?"

"Doesn't explain why they didn't think a fox with the power of illusions with the power of darkness wasn't overpowered either."

"Ugh, this is getting too heavy," said Joy, grimacing as she sat down at the table they had been relaxing near. "Anyway, where are we going next? Obviously Unnova's out now."

Danielle smirked. "I was thinking Johto as it's right next door to Kanto. Also, I like that region."

"Why?"

"Don't know why, I just do," Danielle shrugged and everyone else let it go.

"Oh," said Joy, pulling out a newspaper, "did you hear? Someone had been stupid enough to build a Battlehouse here in Kanto, kind of like the various battle facilities in the Hohen Battle Frontier, but some kid with a Bidoof burnt it down."

Danielle raised an eyebrow. "Some kid with a Bidoof, one of the lamest Pokemon ever, actually set a huge building like that on fire? Yeah, it was probably an inside job or something."

"You think so?"

"Yeah, I mean, what stupid kid would get the idea to do that unless he was a hardcore criminal or something? Anyway, I want to head to Johto soon. Daisy, would you take care of my non-pokemon for me?"

"You're not going to Johto with your non-Pokemon?" asked Daisy, confused.

"Nah, I'll just take Tia and Nina with me. You can even take Tim, Bruce and Jackie, I just need Tia and Nina. I might ask for my old Pokemon and non-Pokemon back at some point, though."

"Understood, I'll take good care of them."

Until next time everyone.