Chapter 11

Rachel's POV

This will not end well, maybe it was a bad idea to get these two to get along. I can see them taking over the world or at least McKinley high. The jocks and cheerleaders better watch out, hell maybe even staff should be scared of what these guys could come up with.

"Okay now that we have shared mine and Rachel's story and decided that Quinn's suffering is going to be great, can we please get back to watching the movie?" I see the moment has passed and now we're back to square one.

"Dude T how do you feel about Mexican food?" Um well maybe I was wrong.

"Well San I think that it's pretty damn good why are you gonna cook for us?" What the hell is happening right now?

"I think that at this stage in our friendship it would be good for you to meet the Lopez clan seeing as I have met the Cohen-Chang parents." Did I miss something because we just went from step one to step 10, Santana never wants anyone to meet her family.

"That sounds like a grand idea to me. What day would work for you?" Why are they looking at me like that?

"Oh my god Rach you should see the look on your face! That is like the best thing ever. Good job T I knew that this was the start of something awesome." Flock both you bitches.

"I've decided that I don't like this and we should forget the little heartfelt chat that we just had. Because not only is this friendship going to be bad for everyone else it's going to drive me batshit crazy. Unless Santana can remember that I can and will cut her off without a second thought." Yeah how about them apples Boo.

"Rach this was the first and last time please forgive me I didn't mean anything by it I promise it won't happen again. Shut up Tina me getting cut off will be bad for everyone that has to put up with me so you best remember that." That's what I thought.

"Wow Santana you really are whipped that is good to know. I guess I just have to stay on Rachel's good side and everything will be great for me."

"Well Tina I'm sure that I could find something that'll keep you under control like Santana." Bet they don't think that they're that funny anymore.

"I'm pretty sure that won't happen Rachel, nobody wants to date the stuttering Goth Asian girl. Well maybe if I was popular it wouldn't be so bad." Well now I have a new project to look forward to.

"Tina I never thought that you were the type of person to wallow in self-pity I thought you were better than that." Wow my girlfriend is being deep and I didn't even have to force her to say something nice.

"Well Santana we cant all be popular cheerleaders, so forgive me for feeling a little sorry for myself." *sigh* And here we were getting along so well.

"What do you think it's that easy? That I just have to show up and people fall at my feet. That I don't have to work for what I have, because if that's what you think then you have no idea the stress that I'm under."

"So what you do a couple of flips and make sure that your hair is perfect wow that does sound like a lot of hard work." Crap it's gonna go down now fuck my life.

"San just calm down and take a deep breath she obviously doesn't know anything about you." Sorry Tina but it's the truth, I really hope San can keep her cool.

"All I have to do is show up really if that's what you think then you are sadly mistaken. I have the second highest G.P.A. in the class I am the only openly gay Hispanic girl in the school. Not only am I constantly competing against Quinn, I have to make sure that the other Jocks know to tone down on the crap they pull against the Glee club. Do I get any credit for any of that? No it's always what Finn and Quinn have done even if they've done NOTHING for the rest of us. So now you know half the shit I have to put up with." I am so proud of her she kept her calm.

"What do you mean tone down on the Glee club?" WTF that's all she got from that?

"How many times this week have you gotten slushied?"

"Three times."

"How many times a week at the beginning of the year were you getting slushied?"

"If it was a good week then at least twice a day."

"You wanna know why there is such a difference now? Because I made a rule that those who targeted the Glee club would be targeted by me. I did what the Inn twins couldn't and let them take the credit for it, because nobody would believe that Satan has a heart. You may not agree with my methods but they do get results." People don't understand how sweet my baby really is.

"Okay wow I need a moment to process all of this. Wait hold up what about Artie in the port-a-potty earlier this week?" Oops forgot about that.

"Well that would be my fault Tina he rolled over my foot and refused to apologize he even backed up over it. Santana seen it happen and I didn't discourage her like I usually would, but I did ask that it be a clean one and not to keep him in there longer than two hours." He brought it upon himself by not saying he was sorry.

"Wasn't he locked in there until the end of football practice?" He deserved nothing less.

"Yeah well it's not my fault the guys forgot about him until they were leaving the field, and at least they helped get him back into his chair. I would also like to say what kind of teenager doesn't keep their cellphone on them." She has a good point normally they would have just opened the door for him.

"Okay alright your life isn't as easy as it looks." Damn right.

Santana's POV

"Damn right it's not. So where were we before you needed that little life lesson?"

"You were telling Tina that she has the power to be who she wants to be and not to worry about what the sheep think of her because you got her back." Oh yeah that.

"So lady Chang I have one question for you before we go back to the movie for real." This is going to be great.

"What's that Lopez?" She looks scared….good.

"Are you more into boobs or ass?"

Tina's POV

WTF really dude really?