First off: Good LORD, Hayley.

I have NEVER seen so many flipping reviews from the SAME person in my life.

Well, they're all appreciated, and I just approved them. You have to approve reviews that guest make in order for them to be online.

And click the sign-up button to make an account. But you'll need an email.

Oh, yeah. I live in Leo's hometown. YOUR STALKING IS APPRECIATED.

REVIEWS

rrfanman: YOU'D BETTER RUN...nah, I'm just kidding. I have a friend who likes Twilight, and even though I hate it, we get along well. So no need to run. (Unless if you diss Star Wars!). I was like "How in the world can someone like horror movies and be scared of Dora-oh wait never mind."

BUDoH: YES. You should hear TSA's version. She says "TUSKEN RAIDER STYLE!"

girlwholikescake: THANK YOU! FREE COOKIES!

Guest: Thanks! Yeah. Surprisingly enough, I got the idea for this from a similar one. Minus the fact that Jason and Percy were gay for each other in it 0_o.

KillerCobra: RUN. RUN. RUN...

Paradiseisland101: Here's ze update!

AndiCrossDaughterofNeptune: FELLOW DAUGHTERS OF DADDY UNITE! Once, doce, trece, cuatorce, quince. BEAT THAT! Wine?! I'm imagining Chiron right now XD. STAR WARS FTW!

"They said that I could never teach a llama to drive!"

"*llama bleating*

"NO LLAMA! NO!"

*llama falls off cliff*

ASDF MOVIE REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE.

Brackenfern: Veinte! (Twenty) DO NOT MENTION THAT...THAT THING!

sonofthetrigod: She was FLIPPING OUT. I'm still mad at Gem for HER reaction though *glare*

Gem: You must not like Ditto anymore if you like Nico! That's why I'm having you two divorce!

Me: *repeatedly smacking head on a random desk*

Yeah, they should get along.


(Nobody's POV, because I'm being lazy)

"Great. JUST great," Shazer sighed, sliding down the wall.

Nico couldn't blame her. Neither of them wanted to be stuck working with the other.

"I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky," he snarled sarcastically.

"So am I."

Touché.

"We might as well work."

"And hit you upside the head with a broom."

He did not look forward to that.

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF GLUE (with Kronos stuck to it)*

30 minutes later, they were nearly done.

And neither had spoken a single word to the other.

Not even a single "Excuse me," "Please," "Thank you," or even "You're welcome" had been uttered.

"Well, we're almost through," Shazer sighed.

"You don't say?!"

POW!

Wrong choice of words.

"OW!" Nico clutched his throbbing head. "Geez!"

"Be quiet!"

Oh, she was always temperamental.

And Nico sorta liked that about her.

Wait...what was he thinking?!

"Stop being such a baby and man up, di Angelo!" Shazer scowled, throwing him a scraper to remove the food for the ceiling.

"How will we do this?" Nico groaned, looking up at the ceiling. Food was everywhere, and you couldn't see any of the usual spotless white that it was painted.

That is, if you don't count the white from the eggshells.

Oy.

"But we're both short."

"Well, I know tha-" Shazer stopped mid-sentence. "You just called both of us short."

"Well, yeah. I'm only 5"3."

She stared. "You're not priding yourself on being taller?!"

"Um, no."

Shazer dropped the scraper, which clattered to the floor. She walked towards him. "Did I hit you harder than I thought I did?"

"Um, no." Why is she concerned about me? Nico thought.

SLAP!

"Geez!"

"Did that cure you?" Shazer withdrew her hand.

"Nooo..."

"What's WRONG with you?! You always pride yourself on being better at something than I am! Being taller, being able to read Greek better, heck, even being able to read that stupid text that came on Elizabeth's phone after you touched that machine thing of hers!"

"I couldn't read yours either!"

"You always try to be better at me at stuff, and then, when you bet me, you gloat about it!" Now Shazer was pacing the floor. Suddenly, she stopped, and a conclusion entered her mind. "Do you...LIKE me?!"

"WHAT?!" Now HE was panicking. "Why would I?! We're enemies!"

"Frenemies."

"What?"

"We're friends and enemies."

"We're not friends."

"I know." She walked back towards him. "Oh, and I know how to cure you."

"What?"

She leaned in closer. "Like this."

And she did the last thing that he expected her to do.

Especially with him.

(Venus's POV)

Wheeeeeeee! This was pretty!

I spun around in the little pink dress that Mommy had found for me. "Princess!"

"Um, yeah. I suppose."

"Me princess! Ares prince!"

"I highly doubt that Mars would like to play dress-up. Especially in THIS house," Daddy muttered. He was wiping the makeup off his face, which made me sad inside. Now he won't be pretty, like Mommy and me.

"Don't spoil her fun!" Mom hissed. I thought she was gonna hit him. Like what Hera did to Zeusy once.

"Play!" I skipped to the front door. "Play?"

"You wanna go out?" Mommy asked.

I turned and nodded.

"Okay. Octavian, go WITH her."

"What?!"

"Let's play, Daddy!" I skipped outside. "Let's go and find Zeusy!"

"Oh, good grief. I'll go. I do NOT want to be stuck in this pink house anyway."

"Yay!"

Hmm...where WAS everybody?

"Let's find Ares!" I said to Daddy.

"You mean Mars?"

I giggled. "Oh, Daddy. You silly! Ares!"

"That's what I meant."

I shook my head. "Maybe kitchen?"

"There's a kitchen?"

"Ares love kitchen!"

He shrugged. "Might as well try..."

"Let's go!" I ran ahead of Daddy. "Ares! Oh, Ares! Let's play!"

Hey, I should scare him!

When I saw the kitchen, I slowed down, and snuck to the doors.

I peered through the crack, looking at the ceiling.

EW! Why was it so messy?!

And then I saw someone!

Well, TWO someones'.

I clamped my hands over my mouth.

"What? Why won't you go in?"

I turned to see Daddy.

"Looky!" I giggled.

Daddy looked at the crack and frowned. "No way! Augurs do not look through the cracks of doors!"

"Daddy! Wait!" I pleaded.

But he opened the doors.

I loved the look on his face.


Bleah, I suck at third person POV.

But it was fun being Aph!

Anyway, I stink at third person because it's harder to express what someone is thinking.

I hoped you all enjoy Aphy and her "princess" dress! XD

"Die, potato."

"Not today *bang*"

ASDF MOVIE REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE.

Deranged Shadow Fangirl