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Chapter 11- Flood

Renesmee

51 years ago

"We've been here for like forever!" I complained

"We've been here for five months! It's only January." Dad stated

"Five months to long." Aunt Rosalie muttered

I giggled and high-fived her along with Aunt Alice.

"If you guys want to leave so much then why don't you come up with one of your plans that I will be forced to participate in!" Dad turned towards Uncle Emmett waiting for one of his ideas.

"I DO ALL THE WORK! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? UGH! YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE! YOU COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR ONCE! I DO EVERYTHING!" Uncle Emmett shrieked at Dad.

"OK…fine…um…we could…flood the school…?" Dad said but it sounded more like a question.

"It's actually not a bad idea. Nice work. Impressive, Eddie." Aunt Rose shrugged. Dad growled after hearing the nickname he hated.

"Not a bad idea! Nice work? IMPRESSIVE? He comes up with one idea and I've had so many more but he already gets an 'Impressive' and 'Nice work!' You have BETRAYED me!" Uncle Emmett accused Aunt Rose.

"Oh, shut up! Now let's see if Eddie can carry out his plans like you always do." She said the last part to reassure Uncle Em that he was still the best idea person…commerupper…? If that's a word…yea probably not.

"Well Edward," Dadenunciated his name. "Will carry out his plan by…" He looked around and motioned us into an empty restroom. "Turning on all the sinks." Dad went down the line of sinks and turned them all on.

I shook my head at my Dad's stupidity. Didn't he know that these sinks had drains! I guessed he picked up all of our thoughts because he turned them off and looked quizzically at them. I reached into my bag and pulled out a pack of gum. I put one in my mouth, chewed, and handed pieces out to Aunt Alice, Aunt Rose, Jacob, Uncle Jasper, Mom, and Uncle Emmett, who refused his. The rest stuck there's in and chewed, knowing how my plan was gonna go.

"You are not allowed to chew gum in school." Dad stated

"Hahahahaha!" We all laughed excluding Dad.

"Honey, I think it's ok." Mom gave him a peck on the cheek.

"We are about to flood the school, which was your idea, and that's ok but we are not allowed to chew gum!" I managed to choke out as I laughed…and chewed.

A few seconds later I pulled mine out and stuck it over the sink's tiny drain, clogging it. I turned the sink on and the water couldn't get through. Everyone who had gum, took it out, each went to a different sink, stuck it over the drain, and turned the water on.

The water slowly, slowly started to build up. After fifteen minutes of agonizing waiting, the water was only ½ full and was barely near overflowing and no where near flooding the entire school!

"Ugh! This is taking way to long! I'll be back…haha…I'll beh bock!" Uncle Emmett turned to leave and left the school repeating 'I'll beh bock' from Terminator or some movie, I really don't care.

About twenty minutes later I started to hear drips of water hitting the ground.

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WE-OH-WE-OH-WE-OH-WEEEEE-WE-OH-WE-OH-WE-OHH-WE-OH-WEEEEE

"What is that?" I exclaimed over the noise.

Aunt Alice giggled, clearly knowing what the sound was.

We all ran out of the bathroom and suddenly I was soaking wet.

Water was all over the floor, up to my ankles and steadily rising.

"Ah!" I screamed as I started hopping around, removing my very expensive purple sling backs with a bow on them.

"Hold these! Don't. Drop. Them!" I used my threatening voice at the end as I threw my heels at Jacob and luckily he caught them, well lucky for him.

By now the water was halfway to my knees.

"Let's get out of here!" Aunt Alice exclaimed over the siren and rushing water.

As we sloshed out of the school, I pulled my wet hair in to a high ponytail.

I didn't know how Uncle Emmett was managing to actually FLOOD the school but my only concern was my shoes. Luckily everyone was at the school's football game and no one was inside.

I looked up at the water that was pounding down on us and noticed that half of the school's roof was missing!

"The roof's gone!" I pointed out. It was the only way out without getting any water…out…

"We have to go up!" I shrieked over the pounding water.

Aunt Alice instantly sprang up the wall since she was basically half drowning under the water.

"!" She squeaked and Uncle Jasper climbed up after her who was starting to look like a drowned cat under the waterfall of water.

Aunt Rosalie was climbing up the wall, muttering to herself about Uncle Emmett. Dad and Mom were basically racing up the wall and soon it was just me and Jake.

Jacob and I weren't as fast as the others since not all of us are full vampires…or vampires at all. I hoisted myself up the slippery wall and tried to find something to grab on to. All I felt was the smooth, slimy wall.

"I'm gonna need a manicure after this." I muttered and dug my nails into the wall.

I slowly made my way up, each time having to pull one hand out and ram my nails in a little farther up, just to pull myself up slightly. Jacob didn't seem to be having as much trouble as I was and unfortunately I was the last one up the wall. I had to use a lot of force to squeeze through the hole, not because it was small but because the rushing water coming down on me was so strong! Dad, Uncle Jasper, and Jacob had to pull me through and onto the roof.

It felt so good to be out of the water.

I was starting to regret wearing my jeans which would need a lot of time to get off. I was also regretting wearing my shoes which were soaking wet even though Jake hadn't dropped them.

Damn whatever Uncle Em had done. Then I had finally looked to see what was blasting the water into the school.

A huge bright red fire truck was parked right beside the school with six hoses running along the wall then into the hole on the roof. Uncle Emmett had on a fireman hat and was leaning against the fire truck. I hopped down, along with the rest of my family, on to the roof of the truck then slid to the ground.

As soon as we reached the ground, Aunt Rose started to wring out her hair, Aunt Alice did the same to her clothes, Mom did neither, and I did both.

"My plan better then Edward's?" Uncle Emmett asked proudly.

"Yes," We all muttered unenthusiastically.

"Ha! In your face Eddie!" Uncle Em danced around Dad as he growled.

Before Dad could yell at Uncle Emmett for calling him Eddie, kids started to come out of the football stadium.

Our principal, Mr. Raditch, came running towards the school yelling "FIRE! IS THERE A FIRE?" He reached us and doubled over, panting.

"Is-There-A-Fire-?" He wheezed.

"Uh…" Jacob answered

"No…no…we would hear the fire alarm…" Mr. Raditch answered himself.

He dashed towards the school and opened the double doors.

Water cam pouring out and everyone ran away from the river of water coming out.

"I can't-Swim-" Mr. Raditch gasped as the water took him under over and over again. I couldn't help laughing.

Five minutes later, someone had saved Mr. Raditch and I was starting to stop laughing.

As he got up he slipped backwards in the mud and landed with a splat! My laughter kicked in again and I was on the floor soon.

Ten minutes later all the water had come out of the school and flooded the dirt parking lot.

"All of you, over here." Mr. Raditch pointed at my family then gestured us over.

"I can't believe you guys flooded the school! I could have drowned! You are lucky no student was in the school. Then you laughed at my pain!" He glared at me. "I'm sorry to say this but you guys are SUSPENDED!"

Yes we are finally expelled…wait did he just say…suspended?

"What?" I cried out in shock.

"I know, I know. But you guys need to learn a lesson." Mr. Raditch took my shock the wrong way.

"We have been expelled for a food fight but we are only suspended for drowning the school and almost drowning you!" Aunt Rosalie exclaimed.

"Call me a saint." Mr. Raditch beamed. "Now go home and I don't want to see you for the next three weeks."

When we got home, after spraying mud on everyone buy driving out of the lot, Grandma Esme asked,

"Why so down?"

"We got suspended." I replied at threw myself on the couch, still soaking wet.

"Suspended? What did you guys do?"

"We flooded the school," Uncle Jasper started.

"And almost drowned our principal." Aunt Alice finished.

Grandma Esme just stared at us in shock as we trudged upstairs, depressed.


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