Marie: this story is starting to get really weird, I can't wait to go in the scene, what do you think Roxanne?
Roxanne: I say preppy girls like you have no chance of survival
Serena: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Angela: but cousin! Hugs make anyone feel happy!
Serena: I'd feel happy if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP!
At Jack's Lair
"okay apprentices, we only have two days now to find the Shen Gon Wu, or who ever has it, cause I only have enough power to open up the portal for only that long"
"so we have to stay in this dump till then?" Mandy said sneering at the junk Jack had
"cool can I live here mom?" Billy said to Katnappe
"I'M NOT YOUR MOM!" she screamed
"hey mom can I keep all this cool stuff please?" he said destroying Jack's weapons and electrical stuff
"hey that's my stuff you twerp!" said Jack chasing Billy
"Billy quit being a stupid little butt-hole and go play with your mom" ordered Mandy "you ugly witch, get me a soda"
"I have a name you little mortal brat" replied Wuya
"and I have the power of the Grim Reaper so if ya wanna stay alive I suggest you follow my orders"
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK I'M NOT YOUR MOM!" Katnappe said trying to kill the crud out of Billy "MY SUPER GENETACLY ALTERED KITTENS! ATTACK!" she said as she ran around the room like a complete psycho and bumped into Jack causing her to fall on top of him
"oh Ashley?" Jack said in a sing-song voice
"yes?"
"WILL YOU GET THE FUCK OFF ME PUSSY-FART!"
"…and I want a bigger room, so you better get me some stuff, oh and I better get paid for this…" Mandy said non-stop talking
Wuya was starting to lose it, Katnappe's kittens were clawing Billy's brain out (Serena: he has a brain?), Ashley chased Jack around trying to beat him up, and Wuya was being harrased by Mandy
"THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Wuya said, suddenly she formed a portal, and she took Grand Master Dashi out
"WTF am I doing here?" he asked surprised
"DASHI I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO TROW ME IN A CRATER, TRAP ME IN A PUZZLE BOX I DON'T CARE! JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FRIGGING WORLD!"
"ok…but" Dashi said taking out the puzzle box
"JUST LOCK ME IN THE FUCKING BOX DAMN IT!"
And for another random moment, Fred Fred Burger came into the scene
"yes" he said
"oh no it's that annoying green elephant from the underworld!" Mandy sneered "I thought I killed you last time!"
"yes"
Suddenly the room changed to a karaoke resturant, in one table was the kitties still killing Bill, another one had Wuya screaming at Dashi, the third had Mandy cursing Fred, the fourth one had Jack and Ashley arguing and Fred Fred Burger was on stage with a microphone as he sang... (Roxanne: get ready to cover your ears)
blah blah blah lalala LALALA!
I LIKE FROZEN YOGURT
LAH LUH LAH LALALA
butterfly candy your sond dandy I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"shut the FUCK up you stupid elephant! that's it I can't take it anymore!" Mandy said jumping on him and ripping him to shreds
sunddenly Roxanne came in with Serena and they both had surprised looks on their faces
"uh I was about to do weird and random stuff to you guys, but I think that's already taken care of, come on Serena let's come back when there's nothing good on TV"
"but I waited a long time!" the feline said
"I SAID COME ON FUZZBRAIN!"
"ok I'm coming I'm coming!"
Roxanne: sorry for the sortness, I know you're wondering about the cliffy, it's just my mom caught me doing these "inapropriate" stories, and now I'm stuck with summer homework! GAAAAAAH!
Serena: yeah so we had to sneak into the computer, well be updating a little later, but well try as hard as we so plz R&R!