A quick little chapter

"Ah yes, after months of searching, I have finally found you" Tonto smiled at the sight of the lamp he had found. He picked it up.

"Oh great lamp, I command you of a wish" he rubbed the lamp. "Give me, ummm, how do you work, lets try, I wish for a life time supply of waffles!" millions of waffle boxes of all forms started falling from the sky around him.

"Good, now I wish all the waffles were in my mansion headquarters, in a special room that keeps them fresh up to 500 years" the waffles teleported away.

"Now, what to wish for for my final, I fufilled my waffle desire, what else?" he began to think, before he heard the doorbell ring.

"Hello" he ran to the door, and no one was there, but then he noticed a russle of feet. Turning, he saw Wadi jumping out the window.

"OH COME ON! WHY DOESN'T MY SECURITY SYSTEM WORK, THAT'S IT I'LL wish for, wait where's the lamp. The lamp was gone.

"NO!" he paniced. "They stole my Lamp of La Jinn, and if anyone takes the lamp from the person who retrieved it from its prison, AKA me, they will be hit with horrible wishes.

Wadi

"So pretty" she marveled over the solid gold lamp, hiding in a cave somewhere.

"I wish I had more of them" she smiled, as another, wish less lamp fell from above, then another then another

10 minutes later

Wadi was drowning in lamps, as Ed wandered in.

"What a nice lamp" he picked up the lamp, as he left the fake lamps crushing Wadi.

Ed

"A gravy boat! I have searched for you since I first readith Gravy Boat Revolution, Master platinum printing, with Cambodian Sub titles!" he marveled over the lamp inside his room

"The only thing I would wisheth more than more of you, is for chickens, maybe even the ones from Chickens in space Volume 42; the fire breathing fowl of Fowlica!" it was then that four large black hens appeared near Ed.

"Feathered friends, I have hoped for you for many years, hug me!" the chickens breathed fire into Ed, toasting him, before he fell out concious.

"Excuse me" a black cat, Mr. Blick, said rudly, taking the lamp.

Mr. Blick

"Ah yes, the fine mysteries of the arabian lamp, of so many things I could wish for" he pondered the question outside, near his large red motor truck.

"oh yes, I know, I wish I had no brothers!" he vanished, poofing out of existance.

Waffle

"Blick, Blick! Splee, he's gone, I wish he was back!" Mr. Blick re appeared in existance.

"Blick, don't scare me like that again!"

"Wie bent u, u perverse gek..."

"Huh?" another blick appeared.

"Вие мирис како гнили Шведски риба, со лутина прашања и опсесија со водоземци"

"Please, can't any of you speak english!" Waffle cried in panic as more blicks appeared out of thin air.

"Take me to you leader"

"Jag är en främmande från planeten Zoran och jag kommer att äta din hjärna märg för vitamin C"

"Engelska och spanska är irriterande i klassen..."

"Më pëlqen të lëvizë atë masë që ai, të marrë nga rruga kapiten"

"Podemos ir a la siguiente parte de esta historia ya fanfiction?"

"AHHHHHHH!" Waffle tossed the lamp away, as more blicks, all speaking strange languages, kept appearing

London Tipton

"Oh, pretty lamp!" London marveled at the golden lamp that fell in her window from the sky. She nibbled it.

"OH, 31 carot! I wonder if I can make a J Knee come out" she rubbed it.

"WAKE UP, I WISH FOR DADDY TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME!" a group of armed and heavily muscles police men burst down her door, and grabbed her.

30 minutes later

London was shoved into a dirty cell, with her dad.

"Well, this wasn't what I was hoping for"

Snape

The lamp then landed in Professor Serverus Snape's office. He picked up the old thing.

"Hmm, I sense dark properties in this strange object" he flipped it over, and shook it.

"I wish this thing would do something interesting!" the lamp shook and spun and wheezed, as professor dumbledoor appeared, then another dumbledore, before a army of dumbledore androids appeared all in Snape's office.

"Why Serverus, your looking lovely today" they all said, advancing with wands drawn.

"Stay back, you foul creatures! Back, back, AHHH!"

Homer Simpson

The lamp appeared on the large belly of a yellow skinned man on a hammock.

"A lamp, I wonder, I wish everything tasted like a donut!" he then pulled off and ate his own pants.

"Mmmm, donut!" he took a bite out of his hammock.

"Mmmm donut" he ate part of his fence.

"Yum, donut" he ate his neighbour Flander's hand.

"Yuck, donut!" he was then swarmed by hungry pigeons

"AH, I Taste like donut!"

Xigbar

The lamp fell next to the one eyed sharpshooter man, Xigbar.

"Why, whadda we have here" he examined it.

"Hmm, looks like one of those genie things, I wish that I was loved by all girls" he glowed pink, as Tonto burst out of nowhere, and grabbed the lamp.

"Give that back you fou!" Xigbar yelled, before a group of female robins, snakes, mosquitoes, ticks, rabid racoons and hippies swarmed him.

"AHHH!"

Tonto

"Finally, I have this back, I wish everyone elses wishes were back to normal!" Tonto noticed the lamp explode like a firecracker after this.

"Well, at least this is over" he tossed the lamp into the garbage

5 days later

In a dump, the lamp was glowing.

"Reset, reset, reset, wishes at full capacity"