Misfit Cannonball Run!
To Red Witch: A sissy fight between the Prince and Don Keyes? I dunno, I'll see what I can do. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Jake said that line. Well, gang needed a distraction and they were desperate! Besides, it happened in "Cannonball Run II" that way. Only difference is, in this story, there are girls in those costumes, not three guys and one of them was really fat! Anyway, WHERE'S CHAPTER THREE OF KARAOKE DANCE PARTY?!?! PUT IT UP!!!!!! PUT IT UP!!!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 11: Big Big Fight!
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(In a ranch outside of Vegas)
"Okay, kids." The bald man said, pointing a pistol at Lila, Avalanche, Dazzler, Wolfsbane, Rictor, and Siryn. "Hand over the prince and the money."
"Money?" Dazzler snickered nervously. "I have no money!" She pitched the suitcase containing the cash prize of one million dollars to the Prince.
"Not me!" The Prince put it in Lance's arms.
"I didn't see any money!" Lance pitched the suitcase to Theresa.
"No money here!" She shoved the case into Randy's chest.
"What money?" Rictor threw it to Rahne. She threw it behind her and kicked it away.
"I have seen no money." Rahne grinned nervously. Abe shrugged.
"They don't have the money, boss." Abe said to the bald man.
"SHUT UP ABE!!!!!" The gangsters all snapped. "YOU ARE A MORON!!!"
"What'd I do?" Abe wondered.
"Oh brother." Lila grumbled under her breath. "Where are those geniuses?" The bald gangster chuckled.
"Cute kiddies, really cute. I got a niece who looks a little like you." He pointed his gun at Alison. "So I'll shoot ya last."
"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE THUNDERBOLT...IS COOKIN'!!!!!" A wall came down as the Wildfire Brothers' vehicle drove in, followed by everyone else's cars.
"FOUL VILLAINS, YOU ARE FOILED!!!!" Super Deputy crowed from Terrell's car.
"ALRIGHT YOU HIPPIES, Y'ALL ARE UNDER ARREST!!!!" The sheriff pointed a big rifle at the gangsters.
"You have decided to stray from the path of law and order! I highly do not recommend that!" Super Deputy grinned. The sheriff bopped him in the head.
"You're an idiot, you know that?" The sheriff grumbled.
"Okay, pal! Release our friends and the prince!" Althea warned.
"SHOOT THESE PUNKS!!!!!" The bald gangster yelled. The six Misfits ducked, and the gangsters opened fire on the other Misfits, who ducked behind their vehicles. Wildstar, Darkstar, and Starchild fired their beams.
"James, stay down!" Thunderbird snapped at his younger brother.
"I wanna beat up someone!" James whined.
"Join the club!" Kyle grumbled, throwing an electric ball at the gangsters, knocking several of them over. "I disarmed the jabronis!"
"Good work, Kyle!" Siryn grinned. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Irish girl wailed with her sonic voice, disorienting the gangsters.
"Let's just beat these kids up!" The bald gangster snapped.
"I don't think so!" Lance and Rictor grinned evilly. Using their powers, they created some tremors that made the gangsters scatter and run away, firing their weapons. The mutants and their allies scattered.
"Hey, they shot my shake!" Pietro screamed.
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(St. Louis, Missouri)
While in St. Louis, and fleeing from the sheriff and Super Deputy, Pietro and Terrell had run into, more like run over Duncan Matthews, who was there to visit family.
"HELP ME!!!!" Duncan screamed. The two speedsters had stolen Duncan's clothes, and left him hanging by his boxers from a flagpole. He heard a rip. "Oh no! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The jock fell thirty stories, and he landed hard on a brick wall. He was straddling. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He fell off the wall in immense pain. A couple cops pointed their guns at him.
"Okay sicko, you're under arrest for indecent exposure." One of the cops growled. Duncan looked down at himself.
"I need a hospital!" Duncan screamed in a high-pitched voice. "MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
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(Back in Vegas)
John and James Proudstar had engaged a couple big gangsters. Thunderbird had slammed one of them into the ground. James mimicked his older brother with his own slam, but he accidentally stepped on the first gangster.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in a high pitch.
"Oops, sorry." James cringed. Super Deputy stalked a roof, looking for a bad guy to pounce on.
"Aha!" He grinned. "Duh duh DUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The "superhero" pounced on a bunch of gangsters that were all on Lila.
"Thanks!" Lila nodded.
"No problem, miss!" Super Deputy grinned. It was one wacky battle. Paul and Craig used their hypnotic powers to make a couple gangsters believe that they were roosters in a cockfight, and they were betting on the outcome. Jake was bashing gangsters left and right with a steel folding chair. Ace drove one gangster crazy by cracking fat jokes. Blob and another gangster were arguing over which pie was the best. Dazzler and Velocity ran around, kicking up wind and light like crazy. One gangster screamed as he tried to get Wolfsbane off his butt. Siryn, Thunderbird, and Sunfire were flying around, raining sound, fire, and lightning. Al used her hydrokinesis to slap some gangsters, and Pyro used his pyrokinesis to create flaming hands to slap gangsters. The sheriff was firing his rifle every which way.
"YEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!!" He whooped. "I ain't had this much fun since that riot in Reno's red-light district!" The Scottish doctor slept in the Prince's car, drooling all over himself.
"Mmm, I love you, Catherine Zeta-Jones..." He sleep-giggled. "Oooh, you cheeky thing..." Monet peeked out from Ace's trunk.
"Just wait until he comes back home, and then my little kitty will be mine, all mine!" She giggled. "Ooh, the things I'll do with you, Acey-Baby AIE!" Toad landed on the trunk hood, then went into another leap, taking a gangster down. X23 was scaring the bejesus out of some other gangsters.
How will this battle end? Will the Misfit teams be able to save the day? Will they be able to save the Prince? Where did he go? Why was the Scottish doctor dreaming about Catherine Zeta-Jones? Will Monet get her claws on Ace? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Red Witch: A sissy fight between the Prince and Don Keyes? I dunno, I'll see what I can do. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Jake said that line. Well, gang needed a distraction and they were desperate! Besides, it happened in "Cannonball Run II" that way. Only difference is, in this story, there are girls in those costumes, not three guys and one of them was really fat! Anyway, WHERE'S CHAPTER THREE OF KARAOKE DANCE PARTY?!?! PUT IT UP!!!!!! PUT IT UP!!!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 11: Big Big Fight!
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(In a ranch outside of Vegas)
"Okay, kids." The bald man said, pointing a pistol at Lila, Avalanche, Dazzler, Wolfsbane, Rictor, and Siryn. "Hand over the prince and the money."
"Money?" Dazzler snickered nervously. "I have no money!" She pitched the suitcase containing the cash prize of one million dollars to the Prince.
"Not me!" The Prince put it in Lance's arms.
"I didn't see any money!" Lance pitched the suitcase to Theresa.
"No money here!" She shoved the case into Randy's chest.
"What money?" Rictor threw it to Rahne. She threw it behind her and kicked it away.
"I have seen no money." Rahne grinned nervously. Abe shrugged.
"They don't have the money, boss." Abe said to the bald man.
"SHUT UP ABE!!!!!" The gangsters all snapped. "YOU ARE A MORON!!!"
"What'd I do?" Abe wondered.
"Oh brother." Lila grumbled under her breath. "Where are those geniuses?" The bald gangster chuckled.
"Cute kiddies, really cute. I got a niece who looks a little like you." He pointed his gun at Alison. "So I'll shoot ya last."
"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE THUNDERBOLT...IS COOKIN'!!!!!" A wall came down as the Wildfire Brothers' vehicle drove in, followed by everyone else's cars.
"FOUL VILLAINS, YOU ARE FOILED!!!!" Super Deputy crowed from Terrell's car.
"ALRIGHT YOU HIPPIES, Y'ALL ARE UNDER ARREST!!!!" The sheriff pointed a big rifle at the gangsters.
"You have decided to stray from the path of law and order! I highly do not recommend that!" Super Deputy grinned. The sheriff bopped him in the head.
"You're an idiot, you know that?" The sheriff grumbled.
"Okay, pal! Release our friends and the prince!" Althea warned.
"SHOOT THESE PUNKS!!!!!" The bald gangster yelled. The six Misfits ducked, and the gangsters opened fire on the other Misfits, who ducked behind their vehicles. Wildstar, Darkstar, and Starchild fired their beams.
"James, stay down!" Thunderbird snapped at his younger brother.
"I wanna beat up someone!" James whined.
"Join the club!" Kyle grumbled, throwing an electric ball at the gangsters, knocking several of them over. "I disarmed the jabronis!"
"Good work, Kyle!" Siryn grinned. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Irish girl wailed with her sonic voice, disorienting the gangsters.
"Let's just beat these kids up!" The bald gangster snapped.
"I don't think so!" Lance and Rictor grinned evilly. Using their powers, they created some tremors that made the gangsters scatter and run away, firing their weapons. The mutants and their allies scattered.
"Hey, they shot my shake!" Pietro screamed.
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(St. Louis, Missouri)
While in St. Louis, and fleeing from the sheriff and Super Deputy, Pietro and Terrell had run into, more like run over Duncan Matthews, who was there to visit family.
"HELP ME!!!!" Duncan screamed. The two speedsters had stolen Duncan's clothes, and left him hanging by his boxers from a flagpole. He heard a rip. "Oh no! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The jock fell thirty stories, and he landed hard on a brick wall. He was straddling. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He fell off the wall in immense pain. A couple cops pointed their guns at him.
"Okay sicko, you're under arrest for indecent exposure." One of the cops growled. Duncan looked down at himself.
"I need a hospital!" Duncan screamed in a high-pitched voice. "MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
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(Back in Vegas)
John and James Proudstar had engaged a couple big gangsters. Thunderbird had slammed one of them into the ground. James mimicked his older brother with his own slam, but he accidentally stepped on the first gangster.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in a high pitch.
"Oops, sorry." James cringed. Super Deputy stalked a roof, looking for a bad guy to pounce on.
"Aha!" He grinned. "Duh duh DUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The "superhero" pounced on a bunch of gangsters that were all on Lila.
"Thanks!" Lila nodded.
"No problem, miss!" Super Deputy grinned. It was one wacky battle. Paul and Craig used their hypnotic powers to make a couple gangsters believe that they were roosters in a cockfight, and they were betting on the outcome. Jake was bashing gangsters left and right with a steel folding chair. Ace drove one gangster crazy by cracking fat jokes. Blob and another gangster were arguing over which pie was the best. Dazzler and Velocity ran around, kicking up wind and light like crazy. One gangster screamed as he tried to get Wolfsbane off his butt. Siryn, Thunderbird, and Sunfire were flying around, raining sound, fire, and lightning. Al used her hydrokinesis to slap some gangsters, and Pyro used his pyrokinesis to create flaming hands to slap gangsters. The sheriff was firing his rifle every which way.
"YEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!!" He whooped. "I ain't had this much fun since that riot in Reno's red-light district!" The Scottish doctor slept in the Prince's car, drooling all over himself.
"Mmm, I love you, Catherine Zeta-Jones..." He sleep-giggled. "Oooh, you cheeky thing..." Monet peeked out from Ace's trunk.
"Just wait until he comes back home, and then my little kitty will be mine, all mine!" She giggled. "Ooh, the things I'll do with you, Acey-Baby AIE!" Toad landed on the trunk hood, then went into another leap, taking a gangster down. X23 was scaring the bejesus out of some other gangsters.
How will this battle end? Will the Misfit teams be able to save the day? Will they be able to save the Prince? Where did he go? Why was the Scottish doctor dreaming about Catherine Zeta-Jones? Will Monet get her claws on Ace? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!