A/N: Here's France nii-san! Actually this time! No Prussia interrupting :P It's his first song, Paris is Indeed Splendid (or Paris is Splendid Indeed, whichever you like)

I'm sorry if the quality is lower. My Word broke so I had to use Google Docs to type up this chapter... and their spell check isn't the greatest... and the copy-paste didn't keep my formatting so I had to go back through and make everything in Italics again... so I may have missed some things. Please forgive me!

Onto the reviews!

Battle Bunny GUMI: FRUK you. And no I'm not doing Spain until later. I thought I made this clear. AND HELL NO WHAT THE FRUK THIS IS A PUBLIC WEBSITE

((By the way, she's my friend. So don't worry about that))

harmlessmelody37: Yup! It's France in the flesh! Well, not really... we can only hope for that. And it is Paris is Indeed Splendid! Hopefully my writing skills are up to your standards :D YUSH EMOTICONS :)))))) Prussia IS awesome! And goes well with either Hungary or Mattie! Nuff said :P

Catgirl10004: Ikr? I'm really looking forward to writing Overflowing Passion... but it's so far away Q_Q thanks! I'll try to stay up to your standards ^.^

Guest: Parings eh... so hard to choose between. ONWARDS!

pinky5907: true dat. It's still gonna be long though. But I'll do it for Russia-chan :D he deserves that 17 minute song (just listened to the subbed. it's so sad D:) Yeah.. the good songs are all later... Mein Gott is awesome! So is Ice-kun's song! :DDDD can't wait for either of them!

Aabluedragon: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for telling me it was subbed THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH

elizabeta H. Austria: I... made someone laugh? I feel so accomplished now.

Guest: Hej! It is a good song! Go listen to it! Yes. Hungary hit Prussia. Again. Cuz why not? And thanks! Glad you're enjoying the fic!

FORGE: Glad you liked it! And that I was up to your standards! Hamburger Street will be very soon! Right after France! :D poor poor Iggy, I think his eardrums are gonna die during that song :P

That's it for the reviews!

... oh... shoot... this song comes after Embrace the Tres Bien Moi... bloody hell...

WELL FRUK THAT I'LL JUST SWITCH THE ORDER AROUND :P I'm sure you guys don't mind right? I mean, if I do it in order you'll end up waiting another day... So it's okay, right?

Anyways, enjoy the chapter!

"Argh… what happened?"

Prussia groaned as he struggled to sit up. One moment he'd been singing the most awesome some ever and the next… Prussia shook his head as he tried to remember exactly what had happened. His head was throbbing.

"Hey, amigos! Prussia's awake!" Spain shouted, not helping Prussia's headache. Half the nations ran over to Prussia's side.

"Bruder. Are you alright," Germany asked. "You took quite a hard hit there."

"I… what? What happened?" Prussia groaned.

"You don't remember?" Germany asked, amazed. "If you don't know, you've got some serious problems, bruder."

"I agree. You fool. You wrote that song. You should know who it would anger, of all people," Austria lectured.

"... Hungary…" Prussia sighed and looked over to where Hungary was standing, a little bit away. Was she… blushing?

"You idiot. We thought you died there. Don't worry me like that," Hungary mumbled.

Prussia stuck out his tongue. "Geez! Whose fault was it that I did almost die?" Before Hungary could reply, a certain Canadian walked over.

"Prussia, are you sure you're okay?" Canada asked worriedly.

"Yeah, yeah, birdie. I'm fine!" Prussia grinned. Canada was so cute when he was worried…

Japan coughed. "Well, Prussia-kun, if you're fine, may we move on to the next recording?"

"Ah, sure! But they won't be able to match my awesomeness! Kesesesesese!"

"Hai. Well then, France-san, you are next," Japan handed France the sheets.

"Onhonhonhon, looks like nii-san gets to show off his skills," France winked as he walked to the booth. "Watch closely, Angleterre."

"LIKE BLOODY HELL I WILL!" England yelled, throwing a random book at France. Luckily, France had already made it to the booth and closed the door, blocking the book. It fell to the floor with a thud.

France put on the headphones. "Now... shall we start?" Japan nodded and started the music. An accordion played a few notes and then France started singing.

Pa~ra~ri Pa~ri Pari~ Pari~

Do not miss~ The right fold~ri~

"Thank god he started right away. Like, the last intro was way too long," Poland rolled his eyes.

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris paparedo~

Parappapara Paripappari

Paripaparareru~

Tourists who spill wine,

Oops, watch your feet.

Paris is indeed splendid~

"Tch. London is much nicer," England scoffed.

Light-colored dresses are lovely.

Chests are nice and thick.

France winked at one of the female nations. Unfortunately for him, that nation happened to be Hungary. Fully recovered from Prussia's near-death situation, she raised her frying pan. France gulped and kept singing. However, the next lines weren't much better.

I had once been clenching Europe

In the palm of my hand.

All the Europeans nation glared at France.

"Cazzo! You stupid wine bastard! You'll never have Europe!" Romano cursed at him.

"You stupid bastard, I'll rip your dick off!" Belarus shouted.

"No, I think you'll become one with Russia, da?" Russia smiled creepily. France took a deep breath and kept going. One song couldn't kill him, right? Then he saw Prussia. Mon dieu, he thought worriedly.

I wanted a bite of French bread at the Eiffel Tower,

But glancing sideways,

A Parisienne caught my eye.

Well, a Parisien is fine too.

Ooh~ I like~

"Of course you would, you bisexual frog!" England cursed.

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parade~

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parallel~

Tourists who spill wine,

Oops, watch your feet.

Paris is indeed splendid~

So much of England, America,

I might as well not care less.

"HEY!" They both yelled. "Get out here, you bloody frog! I'll make you eat those words!" England shouted.

"Is your hobby disagreeing with America?!" America shouted, also annoyed.

In the mildness of the French language,

I just want to melt.

"And French sucks!" England added, still glaring at France. This resulted in glares from Seychelles and other French-speaking nations.

Cross the Seine River, cross the border,

Cross the universe.

Build a museum in my eyes.

I love you, ma belle of the twilight.

Ooh~ The world~!

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parade~

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parallel~

Grapes are a crush-proof guide to tourism.

"Ve~ Vino is good!" Italy smiled. Romano glared at his brother but silently agreed with up. Just not wine from that French bastard's house, he thought.

Note that I do not buy into fighting,

Let's drink to Paris~

The music changed unexpectedly, shocking all the nations. France began to talk in a slightly seductive voice.

"How unexpected that we met.

Our mutual feelings rising with wine.

Finally, the beginning of the show!

Hungary glanced at England, who was slowly turning red. Resisting the urge to fangirl squeal, she inched over to Japan and whispered, "I think we may have another idea for a fanfiction~ Or a doujinshi!"

Japan nodded quickly, and they both focused their attention on France.

Away from the hustle and bustle, deep in the Blaune Forest,

I want to take you deeper.

Got it...?

France winked at England, who immediately turned bright red and started cursing. "YOU BLOODY FROG! DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR ME YOU GODDAMN PERVERT!" France just smiled and continued to the next line.

Ah! How beautiful!

Flowing from the nape of the neck like curved glass.

This time, France winked at Canada, who also turned bright red. Oh, why was he only visible at the worst possible times?

"Don't you dare touch my brother!" America shouted, glaring at France. Canada just sighed. He was the older brother...

When it's cold, it's time to look affectionately.

You look great...

More, show me more!

Romano clapped his hands over Italy's ears. "DAMN YOU YOU WINE BASTARD DO YOU WANT TO RUIN MY BROTHER'S INNOCENCE?!" He shouted. "I'M GOING TO SEND THE MAFIA AFTER YOU!"

Me...in my business!"

Finally, the music changed back and France started to sing again. At least half of the nations present had red faces, and England, America, and Romano were all furious. Hungary was deciding whether or not she wanted to kill him or thank him for all the ideas he'd given her and Japan.

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parade~

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parallel~

Encore une fois

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parade~

Parappapara Paripappari

Paris pa-parallel~

Tourists who spill wine,

Oops, watch your feet.

Paris is indeed splendid~

Je t'aime a croquer.

"YOU-!" England shouted, boiling with anger. Or was it embarassment? The nations couldn't tell. After all his face was still bright red. "YOU'RE LUCKY THERE'S A WALL HERE OR ELSE YOU WOULD BE DEAD!"

France just smiled and winked at him.

A/N: Lol France :P He's quite a perv in this. I blame Onosaya-san (France's Japanese VA). Yeah, I suppose he can be bi. I mean, look at those lyrics.

Yeah, I started with Prussia. There'd just be a huge plot hole if I didn't say what happened to him.

There's so much FRUK in this... it hurts... but that ship worked best with this song so...

This chapter is so long... I shall blame the reviews (don't worry I love your reviews I'm just kidding!) :P

Sorry guys, but there will be no chapter up tomorrow... I'll be busy most of the evening (on all Thursdays, actually) so I won't have time to write a chapter. But there'll be two or more up on Friday, if that makes up for it!

So, hasta la pasta! See you on Friday :D