Jinchuriki Fate/Staynight

Chapter 11: The King of Heroes and the Archer vs. The Sage of hope (part 1)

Hope... a single word that possesses infinite power.

When wielded, it can become a weapon of unfathomable power that could very well eradicate reality if wielded with a strong will and a strong heart.

It can also destroy you if you put on too much on an unrealistic dream...or ideal.

This is the tale of the man who was betrayed by his ideals...and drowned in them...the one who stood in countless battles with a body made of swords.

A proud man...a broken man...a shell of it's former self...no...he never was a person to begin with.

He never had a sense of self. He devoted his life to protect, to bring a smile on someone else.

Because of it, he killed...he killed hundreds, he killed thousands...the bodies piled up and surrounded him bellow his feet. For each one he killed countless others were saved... however, he could never save the one thing he valued most...his soul.

It's time to wake up.

The man with dark skin and white hair pushed himself out of the rubble, many layers of concrete and rock where on top of him, with some difficulty he managed to escape being pinned down by them

"I... am alive?" he asked himself.

A revelation hit him...the one he had to kill...THAT person who was the one who put him down the path to his own personal hell.

He knew who it was... if HE was dead, so should he... however he is not... meaning-

"I see... so THAT is what must have happened... I never actually thought it might be possible, but THAT person is alive and well within him...so the answer is simple...kill him, to kill HIM" the person said.

We get a look at his face, Archer survived... and he was bent on annihilating the person who was the one who caused his pain and suffering.

"I know you are not at fault here... but for the sake of THAT person and mine...I must stop his life before it becomes warped" Archer said as he vanished once more.

Uzumaki manor

Naruto and Saber where sparing again. Naruto observed her. She was a tad angrier than usual.

How he knew you ask?

"EXCALIBUR!" she yelled as a burst of prana flowed out of her sword.

"OH SHIT!" Naruto said as he used a kage bunshin to dodge the annihilating power of the holy sword

"S-Saber?" Naruto said looking at the blond swordswoman in fear

He then felt another chilling sensation...

"She's RIGHT behind me... isn't she?" Naruto said with tears on his eyes

"BELLERO...PHON!" Rider yelled as a powerful gush of energy came forward.

Naruto conjured another kage bunshin and used it as a stepping stone.

"They don't pay me enough for this shit" the bunshin said as he was eradicated by Rider's attack

Then from the air he looked up and saw Caster readying her attack...

"I must have done something really horrible...that or I am getting hit with the fucking fox's karma...I blame you by the way" Naruto said to the fox

"Dully noted...now how about surviving?" the fox said

Caster threw he magical attack that exploded leveling the ground, thankfully Naruto had the sense to use a spell of his own

"parietis aer*!" Naruto said as a wall of air deflected her attack.

"Not bad Naruto... that was an ancient Latin incantation... to think you can use spells like that" Caster said with a smile "however..." she said smiling

Naruto turned around to see Excalibur being swung at his face

"Aww...this is gonna hurt" Naruto said as the blade connected with his face

"DAH!" Naruto yelled in pain as he shot out into the ground

He landed under Rider.

"I don't suppose you can explain...why the hostility?" Naruto asked in a half groan.

Rider then begun to stab where Naruto was, only for him to move left and right to avoid the stakes.

Tohsaka looked away every time Naruto looked at her and blushed.

"Just what the hell happened with all of them overnight? Do YOU know the cause... kyuubi?" Naruto asked

"Not a clue... I got knocked out with you remember?"

"Either they ALL got their period collectively... or I did/said something stupid last night" Naruto thought

"Knowing you... probably both" Kyuubi said

"No~t... helping!" Naruto gritted his teeth

"Trace on!" Naruto yelled as he pulled out Kusanagi (Orochimaru's) and parried Excalibur only for it to shatter.

"Damn... still not up to par" Naruto tsked as he jumped

Caster jumped out with the Rulebreaker and Naruto parried with his kunai

"TRACE ON!" Naruto called out as the Raijin sword appeared...

Naruto then took Saber head on with his sword and managed to keep up with her

The electric sword of the second hokage appeared and Naruto parried and blocked Saber's attacks with a bit more ease and comfort... it also made an excellent protection since Saber did not want to get shocked, the sword itself was made of electricity generated by his chakra and electrocuted her every time they collided

"That is a nice weapon...I never even nor heard of it" Saber said

"You shouldn't...this weapon is from my land" Naruto said as he parried another attack from Saber.

Saber smiled. "Trace on" Naruto called out as he pulled out this time an exact copy of her own sword

"HOW ABOUT YOU FIGHT WITH YOUR OWN SHADOW!" Naruto yelled as he charged at Saber.

The other servants stopped as Ilya then sat down with a cup of tea and even gave Rin one... she also held a rather large bowl of sweet pop-corn and they all begun to pick some up.

Saber and Naruto exchanged blows, Saber was rather impressed, in a short time they had, he had picked up the basics of her swordsmanship and even put some of his own original moves to them... she would have never expected this.

Naruto then grabbed the blade of the sword and smashed the guard against her armor, effectively breaking the powerful magical armor she wore as well... Naruto panted and he fell to his knees.

"Man...tracing Excalibur really takes out a LOT of me for the moment...I think I could do it in a couple more weeks maybe a month more to be able to use the noble phantasm" Naruto said.

"Wow...I am rather impressed, I never imagined you would use such an extreme form of swordsmanship" Rin said.

"Eh? What do you mean?" Naruto asked confused on what she said.

"The move you used...is called Halb Schwert...it was an ancient German technique used to disable armored opponents by smashing their suits of armors...to think you would use a technique you never seen and apply it like so...I think you even got Saber all heated up, in a good way I mean" Tohsaka said

"Yeah...I read about that in the library of the castle...this was something developed in Arthurian times you know...maybe even further back...there is no certainty as to WHEN it was developed...but you used it very well, for this I think you would been knighted back then" Ilya said with a giggle.

"She's right you know" Saber said as she sheathed her sword.

"I wonder..." Naruto said as he looked into Saber's eyes.

"We could always have a mock ceremony... just to play around" Rin said with Ilya nodding

"Or we can have a real one" Saber said

"Eh?" they all said in unison.

She unsheathed her sword and laid it on Naruto's shoulder.

"Do you, Uzumaki Naruto swear to protect the king and to serve the country?" she said as she was taken back to her days back in England.

Naruto was taken back and his mouth worked on his own "I do...?" Naruto blinked

"You shall now be known as Sir Uzumaki, the warrior with the cunning of a fox, and the heart of a lion" Saber said with a gentle smile. "Your name will be written in the annals of my castle and in the annals of my heart and soul" Saber said.

Naruto found himself kneeling and blinked... everything just happened so fast...and suddenly. (author's note: kinda like having sex for the first time eh? XD)

"Wait...so...am I a knight now? A ninja knight? Uhmm... you know... that actually sounds kinda cool, I must be the FIRST one...EVER!" Naruto said as he jumped high into the air.

"TAKE THAT SASUKE! YOU CAN'T GET THIS TITLE EVEN IF YOU WANTED!" Naruto said with a grin as he jumped up.

Rin , Saber, Caster and Rider chuckled at the blonde's antiques

"Say... how ARE we going to fix this thought?" Rin asked

true enough, even though they put a barrier and a sound barrier and even an illusion barrier (to keep Fuji-nee from barging in by making her "remember" something she had to do.

"Erm... Caster and I could work on it... I could use some practice on that time manipulation thingy" Naruto said

"At least learn the spell's name Naruto" Caster said as she face-palmed but smiled a bit... the most powerful modern magus...was an idiot...it was a funny thought, considering that most magus had to be really educated people and had to study many years to develop what he done in a few weeks.

"Anyways... let's do this Caster" Naruto said

Caster smiled and nodded as she and Naruto begun to channel their prana and begun to repair and reconstruct the manor.

After it was done both Caster and Naruto sighed in tiredness...it's hard work doing stuff like this.

"I BROUGHT LEMONDE!" Ilya exclaimed as she came out with a tray filled with beverages

"Ah... thanks Ilya-chan" Naruto said smiling and patted the albino girl.

All the other girls smiled and took on for themselves as well.

Naruto undid the illusion barrier but not before summoning a frog with a message for everyone back home... time moved really slow back home...

He asked them to give his love to his friend and asked Tsunade baa-chan no to put him on the missing nin list. Also he mention offhandedly (that is to say he almost broke the scroll writing this in) that he was just knighted. And also a little report on what has been going on as well (without telling her about the all powerful grail that grants wishes.)

Naruto sat down to contemplate what has happened... when he felt a small pang in his body

"what the!" Naruto said as he felt the pang intensify

"Kyuubi.. what the fuck!" Naruto talked to the kyuubi

"Not me... someone... else? Wait... the boy! He still alive! He has been asleep... he has been slowly waking up! I think Avalon was protecting him while within you!" Kyuubi said

"WHAT! Are you…you're not fucking with me are you?" Naruto said glaring at the fox.

"What should I gain from that...no...incredible as it is...that boy lives... he should be able to free himself from within you when he returns...however...what worries me is his memories" Kyuubi said

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked

"Will he have no memories? Will his memories be the ones YOU lived trough? What will his personality be? Etc, etc." Kyuubi said

"I see... maybe there is something I could do with the second magic then" Naruto said

"I see... you want to pull a world where the boy lived trough and split the information..." Kyuubi said

"Shh... don't give away the plot...THEY" Pointing at the readers "Are watching us" Naruto said

"Kinda broke the fourth wall there buddy, the syndicate won't be amused" Kyuubi said.

"Anyways...back to topic...we will do THAT?" Naruto said

"I see, why not" Kyuubi said

Naruto was in the kitchen while thinking, he started making Ramen...after all he hasn't had decent ramen in ages

"DIG IN!" Naruto said as he poured down the broth on their bowls.

"This ramen is a copy of Ichiraku's from back in my land! I used to help him once when ninja chefs attacked and took his daughter" Naruto said

"Ninja...Chefs?" they all said deadpanned

"Yeah...I didn't get it either...apparently before we only had small rations...but some ninjas wanted more...tasteful food...ninja chefs where trained to be able to cook the best and most delicious food using available ingredients" Naruto said

"Eh... your ninja world makes little sense to the idea we have of ninjas" Rin said as she begun to eat the food "WOW! IT IS GOOD!" Rin said

"Yeah, I had a small team to help him get his daughter back... so we had to cook it and I kinda learned how to make it since then, it's not up to his level...but is pretty darn close" Naruto said with a smile.

Saber and Rider enjoyed the meal, while Caster slowly ate her part, she was a princess in her lifetime and had to AT LEAST show a bit of grace.

Something Saber did not have due to her having to act like a man...and Rider...well...let's just say you don't exactly have table manners when you are eating your enemies.

"Hey! Fuji-nee!" Naruto said welcoming the teacher

"HAI! Hey Naruto! Have you seen Sakura? I haven't heard even a peep...and she's been missing class a lot" Fuji-nee asked.

"Don't worry... she just came down with something...but she will be lively again...I know it!" Naruto said with a tender smile.

"Well...I don't feel right not sharing with Sakura" Fuji-nee said

Naruto looked down "Yeah...I know what you mean...it does feel a tad empty" Naruto agreed

Unknown to many Naruto had made a plan of action...in it revolved about the destruction and reconstruction of the grail...all at the same time...while doing something about Sakura's ailment...he knew who could help.

"What is the only family with eyes that can see beyond things? None other than the byakugan from the Hyuuga's, Neji and Hinata would definitely help me with this..." Naruto thought

"Anyways dig in!" Naruto served her the ramen with a smile, but this one was a mask...he was still hurting talking about Sakura.

After eating he retired himself and left to walk...what he was doing in fact was sending a letter to someone...

"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!" Naruto said as he got inside an abandoned warehouse

A rather large orange toad appeared and within him held a scroll directed to him.

"Hey Gamakichi...how are things going back home?" Naruto asked

"They are stable for the time being...what's new with you?" Gamakichi asked

"Nothing much...however make this known to them all...there might be a chance...I might not make it back" Naruto said

"EH! How? WHY!" Gamakichi asked...

"Because...I can't let any of them die...maybe I am just being selfish...I don't know…but...I want to restore him back to his life...and be happy...I don't know if I will be able to do both" Naruto said looking at his companion toad.

"So... this is the place you run off to" a voice said

"Naruto...seems you got company" the toad said "you need back-up?"

"No...leave and tell them all if I am not able to go back...I love them all...and I'm sorry" Naruto said as he looked to his new opponent and dispelled the toad.

"Trace...on!" the voice said as hundreds of swords rained down to Naruto, who jumped back to avoid the avalanche of weapons.

Naruto wobbled and jumped over the hail of swords and did his own.

"Trace...on!" Naruto called out as he did his own counter attack

*CLASH*

Naruto parried the attack... and was shocked to see the person behind it all.

"ARCHER!" Naruto said.

With no emotions... like a well oiled machine Archer attacked without hesitation.

Naruto parried his attacks, they were more powerful than usual.

"What is the meaning of this? Didn't you die...and more importantly, didn't Rin tell you with a command sigil to NOT attack me?" Naruto yelled.

As a reply Archer traced Rulebreaker.

"Why do you want my death?" Naruto said as he parried Archer's attack.

"It's nothing against you...it's against HIM" Archer said as he slashed Naruto's cheek... however it did not last long as his body healed it almost immediately.

"I see...only decapitation or destruction of the body will be enough to kill you" Archer said as he analyzed him.

"Trace... on" he said as Kanshou and Bakuya appeared.

But something was different...it looked huge and looked like it was made of feather... deadly metallic feathers that is.

"DIE...so that I might have my eternal rest" Archer said.

Naruto then realized, why Archer resonated with him when they got close.

Archer...he was a heroic spirit...he was an heroic spirit made of the ideals of the boy in him.

Naruto parried his attack but broke his swords in one fell swoop

Blood... from his arms

"GYAHH!" Naruto yelled as his arm got cut rather deeply... he fell to the floor in pain.

"This will take longer than smaller cuts to heal will it not? Also due to that you can't use any of your attacks you are so proud of... this is your end and mine...If it's any consolation...I am sorry...but I want to end it...end this cycle of madness" Archer yelled as he raised his swords.

"LIKE HELL I AM GOING TO LET YOU! I GOT MY OWN DREAMS AND GOALS I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO KILL ME LIKE THIS! SABER! COME TO MY SIDE!" Naruto yelled in pain as his back flashed with a blue light.

"DIE!" Archer said as he swung down the blade.

"YOU SHALL NOT HARM NARUTO!" Saber yelled as she blocked the attack having appeared from the wall that Naruto's back was facing.

"S...Saber..." Naruto said weakly "So...rry... this knight... was taken by surprise" Naruto said as he fell to the floor.

Archer immediately jumped to avoid a volley of sorcery attacks from Caster and the stakes from Rider.

"Why... so many servants... why are they protecting you?" Archer asked not understanding the situation.

"Because" Rider said.

"He is" Caster said.

"Our Master" Saber said as she jumped forward to attack.

"THAT IS ABSURD! 1 SERVANT PER MASTER THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE RULE!" Archer shouted as he blocked Rider's stakes and Saber's swift strikes with her sword.

"There...is no such thing" Naruto said as he rose up... his arm begun to hiss and red-crimson steam rose from his wound.

"There...is no such thing...as absolute...this world...there is no certainty...the only thing that will... always be constant is...our struggles...and death" Naruto said as he rose up... his eyes changed to a crimson ones, his body radiated a heat and the servants moved out of his way.

"I see...so you are using the beast's power...I must commend you...even in your state you wish to fight" Archer said.

"I am the bone of my sword" Archer chanted

"I have the fire of the will of my people" Naruto chanted.

"Impossible! You shouldn't be able to do that!" Archer said as Naruto attacked and continued the aria.

"Pain and sorrow...the lessons my fellow pupil left for me" Naruto said as he increased the attack tempo, Archer not one to be outdone, continued to attack, parry and block to Naruto's tempo and even upped the ante.

"I have fought over a thousand battles, unknown to love...nor known to death" he said with cold eyes as he continued to attack, he then pushed Archer back.

Archer continued to attack, however Naruto used the crimson steam rising from his arm to cover his field of vision and temporarily blinding him.

Archer pulled his bow and arrow and shot at Naruto's silhouette, only to find a log on his place.

"I have withstood pain to cultivate many friendships..." Naruto said as he kicked his face and made him go back, Archer jumped and punched him in the face and spitted out blood due to the power of the attack, Naruto however landed on his feet and looked up and traced the yondaime's special kunai and threw it to Archer who dodged it.

"That these hands shall hold everything that I care for. So…AS I ROAR INTO THE NIGHT! UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!" Naruto yelled as a bright orange fire erupted and consumed the area.

Caster, Rider, Saber and Archer shielded their eyes as they fire died out.

"A reality marble?" Rider and Caster asked in unison

"I see...so even that is going to you...leeching from HIM...bastard" Archer said in anger.

The area had changed... it was a replica of the Valley of the End, only this image of it had blood coming out of the waterfall, many shurikens, kunai and swords of many eras and worlds as well as spears and lances, many bodies littered in the floor as the blood continued to rush... in the top of Madara Uchiha's statue was Sasuke's Kusanagi as well as Orochimaru's and on top of the first was a golden sword, some stakes and the Rule breaker...the golden sword of course was Excalibur.

"This is the place my life turned to what it is now...the place I faced my best friend...and my biggest rival in a fight to the death...well to be honest...he was the one trying to do the killing, I was trying to bring him back home" Naruto said "However...I WILL fight him till my dying breath for a promise I made to her...I WILL fulfill my promise...I WILL save Sakura...I WILL restore the youth who is in my body to his life...I might be arrogant thinking I can do all of this...but...I WILL NOT LET YOU STOP ME! COME THEN! ARCHER OF SWORDS! TASTE MY BLADES!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed a pair of medieval broadsword and clashed against Archer.

"YOU WON'T TAKE THIS BOY'S LIFE AND NEITHER WILL YOU TAKE MINE! I WILL BE HOKAGE...I WILL SAVE MY FRIENDS...AND I WILL HAVE THE ENDING I LOOK FORWARD TO WITH MY FRIENDS!" Naruto roared as he slashed at Archer who parried the broadsword and slashed Naruto's stomach, no longer caring about the pain or using jutsus... he was going to fight him man to man... the strikes where fast and flawless, sparks flowed out the swords as they heated up due to friction, both of them pushed each other until they where face to face snarling at each other not giving the other an inch.

Saber, Caster and Rider watched Naruto fight, as a wife looked at her husband in a duel to the death.

"BASTARD! I WILL STOP THIS CACOPHANY OF SENCELESS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! THE PATH THAT I CHOOSE...I WAS GIVEN A PATH FLOODED IN SENSELESS BLOODSHED... I KILLED AND KILLED TO PROTECT!" Archer yelled as he strikes with heavy blows.

"FOR EVERY HUNDRED THAT I KILLED A NUMBER TWICE AS MUCH WAS SAVED... AND THEN I REALISED... WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE DID MY IDEAL TO PROTECT GO? WHEN I KILLED AND KILLED? TELL ME YOUR ANSWER OR DROWN IN THE WEIGHT OF YOUR IGNORANCE AND DREAMS!" Archer yelled.

"WHY DON'T YOU ASK...THE ONE YOU WANT TO KILL!" Naruto said as he pulled out the prism blade.

He then stabbed himself and pulled out the blade.

"This is only momentarily...but THIS guy...will fight for his own life" Naruto said as his body changed.

His skin color turned clearer...a bit paler, his blond hair fell down and turned red, and his eyes that where deep azure turned brown... his whisker marks where all gone.

"I am... Shirou... Emiya Shirou... ARCHER! I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL ME! I DON'T KNOW THE WORD REGRET IN MY VOCABULARY!" Shirou yelled as he charged in with a flurry of wild blows as he roared.

"The other person...the dominant person in this body...really did a good job. This body being able to move like this...I WILL BEAT YOU! I DON'T CARE ABOUT LOSING TO ANYONE ELSE! BUT I WILL NOT LOOSE TO MYSELF!" Shirou yelled

Archer was taken back "YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I WILL KILL!"Shirou yelled like a savage beast in charge.

Archer blocked his strikes as he pulled his own swords out and both Shirou and Archer exchanged blows in blazing fast speed.

"I might not be used to this body... but I thank you... thanks to you and father... I was able to still be alive... I can finally become THAT... the ideal I borrowed... I will not discard it... I will make it into my own... I will graft it into my skin... and never forget..." Shirou thought.

"ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS!" Shirou yelled as he and Archer charged. The girls saw Archer and the Emiya boy dance with the blades as they exchanged breakneck slashes

*SHUCK!*

"I see..." Archer said looking at Shirou...the Valley of the end had changed into that of a plain bathed in a eternal sunset with thousands of swords embedded into the ground

"It's my win" Shirou said as the white Bakuya sword emerged from Archer's stomach to his back.

"Indeed it is...promise me this...don't become broken...like me...live long and live a good life...I know we only meet like this...but the other one...Naruto I believe...he plans to restore you and give you back the years of life you lost because of him" Archer said.

"I know...I heard his conversation with him and the fox" Shirou said... he then looked at his hand... it begun to tan.

"I am afraid...my time in the outside is coming to an end...I must go back to sleep for now..." Shirou said.

"You will become a strong man...keep at it and learn the lessons of the aria on the boy... his words... they ring true" Archer said.

His body disappeared in glitters of light as he smiled... his hair fell down... a kind smile and kind eyes adorned his face.

"Take care...my younger self" Archer said as he disappeared.

Shirou closed his eyes as light emerged from a gash in his stomach and his color tanned, his hair became spiky and blond and the 3 pairs of whisker marks appeared once more on his face, his eyes became sharper.

He opened his eyes…the last shade of brown was gone and returned to his deep azure orbs full of life... then he coughed up blood.

"Urg…I knew...this was a bad idea..." Naruto thought as he fell down due to blood loss.

"NARUTO!" Saber, Rider and Caster rushed to his side.

"Eh? he..." Caster said.

"He?" Saber and Rider said hanging to her every word.

"He fell asleep" Caster said making the other servants face-fault.

"DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!" Saber and Rider said furiously.

"Tehe" Caster said as he winked and pulled out her tongue in a rather childish and cute way.

"We need to carry him home...the wound on his stomach and the wound on his arms are the most severe..." Rider said.

"Let's take Naruto home...he did his best...and he deserves his rest for now" Saber said

She pulled Naruto closer and whispered something to his ear

"Well done...my brave knight" she whispered into his ear.

5 hours later Uzumaki's manor

"You mean to tell me...you fought Archer...who wanted to kill you" Rin said to Naruto who had bandages on his arms and stomach

Naruto nodded

"And you pulled out this crazy stunt you thought of in the heat of battle" Rin continued as she paced around the room, to Naruto's surprise she was wearing glasses...she looked...quiet cute...if he wasn't feeling a killing intent that was being repressed that is.

"Not only that, but you even used a reality marble...even thought you have never used it before" Rin said

Naruto nodded

"ARE YOU AN IDIOT!" Rin yelled

"Uhmm...that is a VERY interesting question...according to my test results in the ninja academy...and what the people used to say about me... YEAH! I am!" Naruto said with a smile

*CRASH!*

Rin smacked Naruto with a harisen

"STOP BEING AN IDIOT! WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIED!" Rin said with anger on her voice

"What is it to you? I am a ninja, remember? Every day, every fight could be my very last..." Naruto said

Rin was pulling her skirt up a bit and was squeezing on the hem of it as some tears formed from her eyes.

"Naruto...don't make us worry so much...you know...as women...we also worry when someone we know and care might get injured or die" Rin said

"I am sorry...Rin...I'm such a thoughtless man...I made a young lady cry" He said looking down

"Don't call me young lady" Rin said

"to me...you are very young...my real age after all IS 27" Naruto said

She looked shocked... that's right... he was an adult POSING as a kid due to the regression caused by the "fusion" of the bodies...

Naruto then moved a little...

"Uhmm... seems like Caster made the bandages a bit strong using reinforcement magic, Damn it...I need to break them this way then" Naruto said channeling his wind chakra and slashing the bandages off.

"Ahh, much better" Naruto said as his body was once more spotless and scar-free he rose out of his bed but forgot ONE important fact.

"Eh? Why is it cold?" Naruto asked

Ilya was in the room and her nose begun to trickle with blood and a rather perverted smile... she had some drool on her as well, as did Rin's...then they fell back.

"EH!" Naruto then covered himself and looked for his pants or a pair of boxers to wear.

"So...so big" Rin said as her hand twitched and her nose trickled with blood

"Ma...majestic...and thick" Ilya said as he lips twitched blood trailing down her nose.

"I...I don't even want to KNOW what they are thinking" Naruto said as he had a full body blush.

Naruto went to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water and drank from it a bit and returned to his room. Ilya and Rin had left after his return...

"I need...a lot of sleep now" Naruto said as he fell asleep over the covers

Ilya then appeared once more and snuggled against him

"Naruto-nii...let me be by your side tonight...please?" Ilya begged.

Naruto looked at the poor girl...she had a cruel fate...but he would fight for her in her stead.

He resisted the urge to tear up... he only uttered a few simple words "If the young lady so desires" Naruto said with a smile...it was a sad smile...it was a tender smile, he swore upon his soul, he would save her as well, and Naruto Uzumaki does not break his promises.

Ilya snuggles against Naruto and fell asleep with his warmth "Otou...-san... Okaa-san...don't...leave me" Ilya said.

Naruto hugged the girl and pressed close to his chest.

"I am here for you...till the day you don't want me to anymore" Naruto said as she pressed her closer as she continued to cry on her sleep

"Sleep well little one...I will make sure you still live so I can see your smile again" Naruto said as he hugged the small body of Ilya.

Ilya then had a dream...a beautiful dream, she was dressed in the Dress of Heaven...Naruto was kneeling in front of her tending her small hand...putting a small golden ring in her finger

"Ilya-chan...will you marry me?" Naruto said

Ilya blushed and acted all coy

in the real world

Ilya was tossing and turning, a small trail of drool escaped her mouth as the other girls watched her speak on her dreams, giggling.

"GYAH...that's sooo big!" Ilya muttered in her sleep.

Now THIS made the girls blush and retired from the room.

Naruto was in the dojo, he had asked them all not to enter, he was working on expanding his sage mode to last longer, he was doing an experiment...trying to absorb the OD and using mana...so far...

* BOOOM!*

A large explosion with a "SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" from Naruto was heard.

Naruto left the dojo and his clothes had a burning smell to them.

The girls where snickering about something he had not noticed yet, Rin especially so.

"What?" Naruto said annoyed

"Your... *snork* your hear... it looks like a fro" Rin said as she keeled over in roaring laughter

Naruto looked at himself in a mirror "EH! AH DAMN IT! I am going to the shower" Naruto said

Naruto left to the shower... however the girls noticed something

"Where is Saber?" Rin asked

"Maybe she left for a walk?" Rider said.

In the Bathroom

"Ah... all I need is a bath to cleanse the soul" Naruto said as he opened the door and sat down to shower his head... as he cleaned his body to get into the ofuro he noticed something...

Saber was inside... looking at him... her face was red-crimson.

"Na...ruto?" she said as her blush intensified even more (if possible)

"Saber? What~? Where? I mean" Naruto was at a loss

"you...wanted to use the bath?" Saber said while hiding her face as to not look at Naruto

"Ah...I can...get out you know..." Naruto said "and hopefully not get another Excalibur to my body..." Naruto thought.

"... I understand...after all...my body is not of a woman...or a girl...like Rin's or Rider...or even Caster" Saber said looking at her own body, looking a tad saddened by her lack of, assets.

Naruto was debating whether to run for dear life or comfort Saber...

"Really what am I, an eroge main character or something?**" Naruto said to himself in his mind

"Give thanks for this blessing kid...you will never see something like this if it wasn't here" Kyuubi said "And what you are seeing is the body of a woman king...the one who holds power of a whole country... men would DIE for something like this" Kyuubi added.

"Saber...you are...a beautiful woman...it's... hard for me... to control myself and not give into my impulses... what the fox whispers to me I try to ignore it as well...but...even so... your face...your body...your voice...your eyes...they haunt my dreams...and I desire you...but I wait...because...I don't want to be a senseless beast when I am with you...Saber... I" Naruto said.

Saber rose from the water and put her slender finger on Naruto's lips

"Please...not another word...my knight" Saber said and she pulled her finger away and leaned closer to him, her small body rubbed against his, her face looked cute yet a tad lustful, Naruto pulled her close and kissed the lady king in a long romantic kiss.

"Saber" Naruto said as her body slowly begun to shiver.

"I am not ero-sennin I am not ero-sennin" Naruto repeated his mantra on is head

"Just...I know what you are thinking...all I want...is your embrace...my knight" Saber said as she blushed a tad more and had an innocent look on her.

"Saber" Naruto said as Saber grasped his hand and passed it on her body.

"This body...I want it to be one with you...when you are ready...and be mine as well" Saber said as she lowered his hand down down to her southern region.

"I know...I am a servant...your servant...yet...I am this filthy...thinking and doing these kinds of things" Saber said looking away.

"D...Sa...ber" Naruto said biting his lip as to not let his, not so little friend pop up...

"At least... let's bath together as to not...let this get any weirder" Naruto said.

Saber blinked.

moments later

Naruto and Saber left the ofuro, Saber's face looked radiant and had even a small degree of shine on it and even one might venture to say a pleased smile.

Naruto however looked worse for wear, he looked tired and had small bags under his eyes.

"I am going to rest on my room, I need a nap...and something to stop my urges...will…contact baa-chan later to see if she has something for THAT" Naruto said to himself.

"You MUST be gay" Kyuubi said

"Fuck you! Just because I wanna do it when I am married" Naruto said to kyubii

"No, not fuck me…fuck them, and fuck them till you fuck their brains out" Kyuubi said with a smirk.

"Eh! wh-what the hell! What are you even thinking!" Naruto said

"Don't try to lie to me...I seen you trying to control yourself around Tohsaka, especially when she started to have that stench of blood down there... having a keen sense of smell has its drawbacks eh?" Kyuubi said with a cruel smirk.

Naruto blushed... that was true... he could see it on his mind... like watching a movie... how he planned it all

Fashback

Naruto was walking down the hall of his home as he saw Rin walk by... she had once more her usual dress... but something kick-started on Naruto's mind, he saw himself doing something he would NEVER do, or even think of doing.

He imagined jumping at her...tearing her clothing...licking her body and suckling on her breasts... hearing her moan in pleasure as tears of pain and passion rolled down her cute face

Probability of rejection...Nil.

In his mind over and over he could see the words...

"FUCK HER!" FUCK HER SENSELESS!"*** as he walked by her

*THUD! BANG! CRASH*

She turned around to see Naruto with a black eye and on the floor... he knocked himself out to prevent something from happening.

Flashback end

"Just...what the fuck is going on in my head?" Naruto asked the fox

"Well...you never been around women like this...and they are rather...enamored with you...so I guess it's just... hormones working in over-drive to pay you back for not listening back THERE?" Kyuubi offered as an explanation

"Hormones...aren't they fun?" Naruto said sarcastically

"Best way to get rid of them is to...just let it be...and... you know...tear them up" kyuubi said

"Like I could do that" Naruto said

"You are right...you are rather spineless when it comes to this..." Kyuubi said

Naruto ignored him... but he WAS right...

He never did had a romantic experience...

He loved Sakura (Haruno), until he realized his feelings for her where more akin to brother and sister...

Hinata...well he wasn't suicidal enough to try and take Hiashi's only daughter (Hiashi however would have been happy about that...not that Naruto even KNEW about it)

"I need to sleep now" Naruto said

He left to his room and laid down his bed thinking about the past and the present, and his future.

"Damn it...I can't stop thinking of the girls...this is bad...I am turning into HIM...I swear I will revive you just to kill you with my own hands ero-sennin" Naruto said as he glared at the mental image of said pervert.

He fell asleep...

He dream of a dream he never dreamed before...

A dream of a family of his own in a happy home... with everyone in it...

And he smiled

Chapter end

Omake!

Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA«ILLYA Jinchuriki mode!

This was a peaceful day for Ilya... her older brother's best friend, Naruto Uzumaki was coming over for breakfast...

It was a (badly)kept secret that she liked they boy 4 years her senior... however she was also in love with her older brother.

Her maids Sella and Leysritt where groaning... specially with the two boys in here.

They didn't like Shirou, due to him being an adopted member of the family... so they weren't REALLY required to look after him, they where made after all to care for Ilya... but he grew on them.

"Yeah... like a fungus" Sella thought with a smirk as she opened the door

"Eh? Sella-chan! Morning!" a cheery voice said

She blushed a bit... the person in front was Naruto Uzumaki, a local delinquent boy with a heart of gold.

"Man... I got to say I never expected THIS to happen" Naruto thought

What had happened you ask?

Well... he was messing too much with the second magic... his "sensei" Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg forgot to mention something... something vital... if you use it too much you will get tired, and you got to 'recharge'.

Depending on the world, the 'recharge time' varies...

Apparently this world was for a whole year and a half.

And now he was posing as a student... AGAIN... only this time he was his own person... no wars nothing to worry about.

"AH! Is Naruto-kun!" Ilya said as she tackled him with a hug.

Naruto chuckled... somethings never change.

"Mornign Ilya-chan... how have you been? Had a good night rest?" Naruto asked

"Hai!" Ilya said with a tender smile

"You seen Shirou? He's going to be late" Naruto said

"Hey, I am up Naruto" Shirou said groaned as she yawned

"Rought night?" Naruot smirked

"Blame Ilya... she kicked the crap out of me when I accidentally got into the bathroom" Shirou said

"Accidentally eh?" Naruto said with a smirk making Ilya and Shirou blush.

"WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU THINK I AM!" Shirou and Ilya yelled in unison

"The house is lively. With him. Around. Don't you ?" Leysritt said

"Uhmm... but I wonder if he's a bad influence on Shirou" Sella said

" ?" Leysritt asked.

"He IS a delinquent after all" Sella said while giving a small glare to the boy who was playing around with Ilya while Shirou looked at them with a smile.

"He doesn't. Seem. So bad" Leysritt said.

"Whatever... but if he makes small lady cry I will beat him up" Sella said

"You seem. very into him. For some. reason. Why? Do you. like him?" Leysritt asked with a smirk on her face

"WHAT! WHAT EVEN MAKES YOU SAY THAT! I DON'T LIKE THAT IDIOT" Sella yelled in anger.

"That was. A very. Tsundere-ish thing. To say" Leysritt said with a smile

Naruto was drinking some orange juice with Shirou as he was being held in a head-lock by Naruto who was giving him a noogie.

"They get along. Just fine. Don't you. Think?" Leysritt said with a small tender smile.

Omake end

This is an idea for a (possible) continuation of the Fate/staynight x Naruto fic...

Author notes

* parietis aer= wall of air

** Fate/stay night was originally a visual novel/eroge game (hentai) is an inside joke.

*** think of Shiki from Tsukihime... he sees "KILL KILL KILL" when he faces a non-human when he is without his glasses...and sometimes with them.

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