A/N: Post-Richenbach, ehh mostly concerning the 'Johnstache'. I love this fandom.
Warning: Bad puns, irritated John, and moustaches
Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock
John. I moustache you a question. -SH
Oh dear Lord. -JW
Nevermind, I'll shave it for later. -SH
Shut up. -JW
Not until you shave that...thing... on your face. -SH
I like my moustache. It's grown on me. -JW
Crap. -JW
Don't you say it. -JW
Fine, you ruined it for me anyway. -SH
Why don't you go bother Mycroft with chemistry jokes? -JW
I would, but I think all the chemistry jokes ARGON. -SH
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Really? -JW
Yes. -SH
Hey John. -SH
What do they do when chemists die? -SH
What? -JW
They Barium. -SH
No. Just, no. -JW
-Later-
Hey John, -SH
What? -JW
How does Moses make his tea? -SH
-_- How? -JW
Hebrews it. -SH
No more puns! -JW
Not unless you shave your face. -SH
NO! -JW
John, Watson your face? -SH
Oh my God. -JW
A/N: Not my best, but it was late and I was tired! :P Hope you liked! I don't know why, but FF isn't notifiying me of anything, so I thought everyone abandoned this story. So, going to just do review replies here.
Review Replies:
Guest - Awww. Thank you so much! You put a huge smile on my face! :)
SirVacuumThe3rd - Thank you. I meant to do that, I'm glad you saw it the way I did!
BloodLily16 - I know! It's so weird seeing him with a moustache!