"Unless they send us money, we're still flat broke Rome," Germania sad in a deadpanned voice.
Yo Rome and...I guess Great Opa *shrugs* unless you want to be called Germania instead so you dont feel old.
I'm the totally cool and totally hot New Prussia.(im your great Grand daughter Great Opa) dont feel bad if youve never heard of me, im jest a little lot of nothing here in Canada, totally un-cool I know.
Anyway I was wondering if eather of you knew any tricks to get Russia to stop asking Vati to 'become one with Russia' again? He wount talk about it to me but Papa said that Vati had to stay with the un-cool Russia for a long time and it really freaked him out...Russia is scary though cant blame him.
And Rome, uncle Lovi told me once when i was little and asked what you looked like that you looked like a fat piece of PMSing shit that burns in hell? is that true?
Adala Williams Beilschmidt (Aka totally cool New Prussia)
"New Prussia? You mean this Canada actually did this for Prussia?" Rome asked.
"I thought Prussia was dating Hungary," Germania mumbled, "Maybe a typo? Anyway, Russia's bothering my PreuBen? That bastard!"
"Try talking to his daughter, Moscow," Rome said, "If that doesn't work, kick him in the balls."
"Hard," Germania added, "Talk to your...aunt? Um, yeah, talk to East Berlin. She was once Königsberg, PreuBen's Capital, so talk to her if it gets worse."
Rome scowled.
"And here I was actually getting worried about Romano," Rome said irritably, "I feel bad for Spain now."
Translations:
Opa=Grandpa(German)
Vati=Dad(German)
Preußen=Prussia(German)