When Levi got back to his room he started to think of ways to test this new idea. Writing down ideas and throwing them away. He didn't want to go to the slums of the city, pay someone, and leave. He was nowhere near that desperate.

"Damnit! Why is it so hard to think of a plan to get me laid?" Levi muttered as he slammed his head on his desk. Trying to think back to how he had gotten himself in this situation. "I am not some teen boy with raging hormones. So why am I acting like one…" There was a knock at his door which at first ignored, but the knocking continued to the point he couldn't ignore it. Pushing his chair back so hard it tipped backwards he walked to the door ready to bit the head off of whoever was bothering him. "What!?" His glare was aimed to melt the obnoxious knocker.

"Ahh so you were in there. I've been looking for you." Erwin stood almost a foot taller than the younger man waiting for his reaction for the late night interruption. Levi was surprised to see his commanding officer at the door but wouldn't show it.

"What are you doing here at this hour?" The taller man gave a slight upturn to his mouth which could be a smile a pushed his way into the room. "Oh yes, won't you please come in."

"I was talking to Hanji today." A quiet groan came from Levi. "She seems to be under the impression you are expressing some human urges? Which is very unlike you." Levi could feel his body trying to pull him into the wall and phase out of this situation. "I wanted to let you know if you need help in the lades department that you can come to me. You don't need a mad scientist." The other man cocked an eyebrow at this.

"You do understand my problem isn't emotionally based." This was a possible lie but Erwin didn't need to know that.

"Mhm sure that's what i was talking about initially. I know what direction to point you if you're looking to just satisfy your needs." Not surprising. Erwin is the leader of the Survey Corps. As well as being very handsome. He is a great catch most women seem to want.

"Fine i'll listen to you. Where should I start?" Erwins slight grin was starting to look ominous.

"Oh my small friend we have much to talk about."

*One Week Later*

After a few days of Erwins coaching and tips Levi felt ready to try his method. Scanning the Caf. the young Levi looked for a suitable "mate" he would be able to use for some sexy time. After an hour of getting in the mental state of wanting to go through with this crazy idea he was ready.

'Hmmm what about her? No she can barely keep up in training, how would she be able to keep up with me? Her? Maybe but i'm not a fan with how she carries herself… stop stop you aren't looking for a wife. Just a quicky.' With the new goal in mind the alpha male turns to his right to keep searching.

'Oh she has a nice body.' His eyes start at the legs and move up. 'Thick thighs and a thiccer back side. Good for grabbing when need be.' Farther north. 'Seems like she has a tight tummy. Not that come chunk matters but if it's going to be a one night stand might as well be picky.' Keep going. 'Breasts that aren't too big and aren't too small. Perfect. She is perfect… wait a minute…' Onto the face…. And…. it's Mikasa.

The realization hit him so hard he almost fell out of his chair. 'How!? How so i always come back to her?!' Levi slammed his hands on the table and stalked out of the Caf.

"Hey did you see Levi just now? I think something is wrong." Armin expressed his concern to the group of friends all looking the direction their leader had left.

"Not our problem." Eren brushed off the man's outburst when inside he himself was boiling with rage.

'Why was he outright staring at Mikasa? He was like he was undressing her with his eyes.'

*In Some Brick Hallway*

Levi pressed his warm forehead onto the cool brick. 'Why is this so hard for me?' While he was wallowing in self pity a small structure came up behind him.

"Captain… are you ok?" The voice was high and slightly squeaky. Slightly familiar to Levi, enough that he didn't feel threatened by the sudden presence. He slowly turned to see Four.

Four was someone moved to his charge after years within the inner wall. No one new why there was a sudden change but she had thrived in both positions. She had long dark hair that was always tied up and blue eyes. Extremely quiet, skilled, and tiny in every way.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to worry you." The girl moved closer and placed her hand on his cheek. "What are you…"

"Shhh…. Sir, you're burning up! I think you may have a fever!" Four moved to help him stand as if he was badly injured. He decided to let her believe it was a fever and not his growing embarrassment at what had just happened.

"Four please. I can stand on my own. You're too short to help anyway." It wasn't a lie but she wouldn't listen to him.

"Sir I am going to help you and get you into bed now. You need rest." He allowed the smaller girl to help him, and they slowly started to make their way to his room. When they had finally made it back Four gently pushed Levi onto his bed and helped him with his shoes.

"Why are you doing this? Don't you have house chores or something?" Four didn't look up.

"No sir, I was able to finish early. I was only taking a walk around the building so i'm not in a rush to get anywhere." When she was done she moved to his top half.

"I can do that myself." She smacked his hand away.

"I'm sure but i'm here to help so let me help you." she unbuttoned his shirt and pulled it away from his body. He was watching her face closely and noticed a slight red tint, but she was too professional to saw anything.

"Four… i have a question. If you don't mind." She nodded for him to go on. "Are you currently seeing anyone?" There was a pause in her motions but not long enough to really pick up.

"No sir i am not, but I don't plan to take a husband. Why are you curious?" Levi grabbed her forearm in the middle of her folding his shirt.

"I need to ask you a favor."

*TBC*

Yes, yes there is an OC. Yes yes that did just happen with an OC…. BUT… i didn't feel right putting anyone else from the universe in that roll. What do you think? Make her a big roll, or literally never see her again?

Lyrics to the song I listened to while writing this chapter - A moment, a love, a dream, a laugh, a kiss, a cry, wont stop till it's over.