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Hey guys! Again, sorry for the wait. Couldn't think of another idea. But, I'm back!

Warning: Sensitive material ahead! Skip if you don't like it!

So banging his head against the wall only served to make his head hurt. Sesshomaru watched helplessly as his father chased his brother and friend down the stairs into the living room. His girlfriend was giving his drummer a swirly in the bathroom. And he had his manager coming in less than two hours to make sure they were ready for the most important performance in their lives.

Life really sucked for Sesshomaru.

"Okay, okay! That's enough! I'm good! No more! Please, no more!"

"Maybe once more. Just to make sure."

"Noooooblupupupupuppup!"

A few minutes later, Miroku and Rin emerged from the bathroom. Miroku's hair looked like bats had nested in it. And Rin had a strange grin on her face.

Miroku looked back. "You enjoyed that didn't you?"

She smiled. "Immensely."

They looked around.

"Where are the others?" Rin asked.

Sesshomaru shook his head.

"Don't ask."

Izayoi came up the stairs, followed by Toga. They both looked smug.

"We got 'em." Toga said.

Sesshomaru looked up. Maybe there was hope after all.

His stepmother nodded. "We have them tied up in front of the TV."

"What are they watching?"

"I don't know. I turned on ABC Family and left."

It was then they both noticed Miroku.

"What happened to him?" Toga asked.

Miroku flinched ad Rin smiled.

"Swirly." Sesshomaru said.

Toga and Izy laughed.

"It's not a damn bit funny." Miroku yelled. "I could have been drowned by this crazy woman!"

Rin shot a glare at him. "You wanna go again?"

Miroku shrunk away. "No ma'am. I'm good."

Sesshomaru checked his watch. "We have exactly ninety minutes before Myoga gets here and finds out my band is flipped out on cookies. We have to work fast if we are going to have a chance."

Toga smiled at Rin. "You have any more water in there?"

"Plenty."

Izy clapped her hands. "Excellent! Swirlies for everyone!"

They went down stairs to the living room. Toga halted everybody for a moment.

"Let's see what's going on in there first. If they've escaped again, the element of surprise will be in our favor."

The rest nodded.

"Rin did you call the others?" Sesshomaru asked.

She nodded.

"Good. We'll need their help."

Toga peeked around the corner. Sesshomaru followed, his head poking out above his father's. Rin's came out above his and Izy's was above Rin's.

Toga looked up.

"How did you two get up there?"

They shrugged. "Blame the author."

They returned their gazes to the living room. Inuyasha and Koga were bound and gagged on the couch. Their eyes were glued to the TV screen. Inuyasha even had a small tear trailing down his cheek.

"What is my son crying about?" Toga demanded.

They strained their ears to hear what was on the TV.

"Let me tell you something Balto. A dog cannot make this journey alone. But…maybe, a wolf can."

Sesshomaru snickered. "They're watching that?"

Rin smacked him on the head.

"Hey," she stage whispered, "It's a classic! Kevin Bacon never sounded sexier!"

Sesshomaru very calmly felt Rin's forehead.

"Should I be concerned?"

She grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up, and smacked him on the nose.

"Bad boy!"

Sesshomaru could only blink. Bad boy?

A howling noise came from the TV.

There was muffled cheering.

Toga slapped his forehead.

Izy snickered.

And Sesshomaru grabbed the newspaper and threw it across the hall.

"Alright," he said, "We need to do this quick."

He was pushed from behind.

"You first."

"Dad!"

"Come on son, don't be a wussy."

"They egged me!"

"No pain, no gain."

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and entered the room.

"Okay, we're gonna do this nice and easy. I want you both to—hey how did that dog climb that cliff?"

Toga couldn't believe his ears. He peeked around the corner. Both of his sons' eyes were glued to the screen now.

Sesshomaru was on the edge of his seat.

"Climb! Come on, climb! Save those kids!"

Rin sweat dropped. "Really?"

Toga went in and shut off the TV.

"Noooo!"

"Sesshomaru, don't be a baby."

"He was almost to the top!"

"Are we really having this conversation?"

"Unfortunately."

"Let's just fix these two, okay?"

"Fine."

They led Inuyasha and Miroku, chain gang style, into the kitchen where they were seated at the table.

"Just keep them here," Rin said, "And I'll take them one by one to the bathroom."

Inuyasha had found a steak knife.

"Hey Koga! Check this out!"

He began to repeatedly stab the knife between his spread fingers.

"Ooooh. I have all my fingers. The knife goes chop, chop, chop. If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off."

Sesshomaru grabbed the knife.

"You stab yourself and you live in a cardboard box for the rest of your life."

Inu wisely set the blade down.

Rin grabbed Inuyasha, her first victim.

"Come on! We're gonna go play in the water!"

"Yaaaaay!"

A few minutes later…

"NOOOOOblupupupupupupup"

Miroku shook his head. "Poor guy…He was so innocent."

Koga reached for the knife.

"Boy, don't you even." Toga said.

His hand retreated.

Sesshomaru inched back toward the living room.

"I'm just gonna go make sure they didn't mess anything up."

"Son, if I hear that TV turn on again, I'm going to do something that you'll regret."

"Don't you mean that you'll regret?"

"No. You."

Ten minutes later, Rin returned with Inuyasha. The others in the room had to physically restrain themselves from laughing. Inuyasha's hair resembled a vanilla twist on top of his head. It was a spectacle to behold, and even though it had been an accident caused from Rin twisting his head too much into the toilet, the poor rockstar had no idea what was on his head.

And poor Rin was turning red with subdued laughter.

Inuyasha stopped and stared.

"What?"

Toga shook his head and turned around, "Nothing son. Just…it's…Zestos would be proud son."

"What?"

"What your father means is," Izy tried, "Is that if you were to sing a Vanilla Ice song tomorrow,it would be appropriate."

Rin quickly grabbed Koga and dragged him from the room.

"Nooo! I don't wanna have hair like thammfmmfmfmf!"

"Shut up!"

Inuyasha had wandered into the bathroom…

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sesshomaru finally fell to the floor. His parents were leaning against the refrigerator and Miroku had left to the living room.

"So what's on the TV that has everybody so—hey! I love this one!"

The doorbell rang.

"Shit!"

Sesshomaru let the curse fly and pounced the door. Opening the peephole he let out a sigh of relief.

"Relax! It's the girls!"

He opened the door and the women ran inside, looking for their men.

Sango found Miroku in the living room.

"Miro baby? How's it going?"

"Sango! Look!"

"What? Cool!"

Toga banged his head against the wall.

"I'm going to sue Universal Studios."

Sesshomaru snickered.

"Better make it a triple suit. There's three of those bad boys."

Izy couldn't resist. "And there's a marathon on tonight."

The banging got louder.

"Why dad, I didn't know you were a Metallica fan!"

"Careful dear, or you'll make another hole."

Toga whimpered.

"Why did I have to let them in? I was all settled in front of my TV, my popcorn, my Coke, and The Bourne Identity. And I let it all slip away."

Inuyasha was on the couch with Kagome, who was working furiously at the rat's nest on the poor hanyou's head.

"Now just be patient. I'll have this undone in no time."

He whispered something in her ear.

"No, the fans won't laugh at you. Your hair will be fixed by then…I hope."

He let out a strangled whine.

Sesshomaru turned around. "He said what?"

Kagome fiddled with the comb.

"Oh the shame of the rockstar that fears the crowd. Surely I will lose all my fans. Woe is me."

Sesshomaru felt his mouth drop open.

Kagome shrugged. "It's what he said. Kind of pathetic really."

The doorbell rang again.

Toga looked through the peephole.

"It's Myoga…shit! Get the other one down here now!"

No sooner had he spoke then Rin came back in the room, dragging a wet Koga behind her.

"Get him dry!" Sesshomaru whisper-yelled, "Myoga's here!"

Rin nodded frantically and grabbed a towel.

"Hold still Koga, I'm going to perform my Monday-morning-late-for-work-and-have-no-time-to-d ry-my-hair special."

Koga looked skeptical.

"What's thammfmfmfmfmfmfmf"

He was cut off as Rin smothered him in a towel. She began to rub his hair furiously with the towel, jerking his head in every which way but off.

Toga had opened the door.

"So nice to see you Myoga! I'm sure the boys will be ready for anything you have planned."

When Myoga entered the kitchen, he found four cleanly dressed, well groomed, and sober musicians sitting around the table.

"Myoga!" Inuyasha said, "What's up? We weren't expecting you this early."

Myoga smiled. "I hit all the green lights going through town."

Sesshomaru slid a manila folder across the table.

"These are our suggestions for tomorrow's set list."

Another grin from the manager.

"Excellent."

"Well that went well." Rin said as she lay, naked, beside Sesshomaru on his big bed in his apartment.

Sesshomaru smirked. "The sex or the meeting."

Rin gave him a sly smile. "Both."

Sesshomaru leaned over and took a nipple into his mouth. He sucked gently, drawing it into a tight bud. His fingers trailed down, his claws gently scraping her abdomen, as he worked his way to her femininity.

Rin moaned as his questioning digits opened her petals and began to stroke her. He found the tight bud that ached for his touch and rubbed his thumb across it. Rin's hips bucked in response.

"Sessh!"

"Shhh…just relax and enjoy."

He trailed kisses down her stomach until he reached her heat. Kissing the sensitive inside of her thighs, he gently blew hot air onto her, making her even more wet than before.

He finally dropped a kiss directly onto her channel and gently inserted his tongue. Finding the spot he knew she liked, he began a rhythm, moving his slick muscle back and forth, testing her reserve for passion.

Rin cried out and bucked her hips as her hands held his head in place. Her eyes had rolled to the back of her head and her mouth was open in a silent scream of pleasure. Finally, when it seemed she could take it no longer, Sesshomaru thrust his tongue one last time and dropped her over the edge.

As she panted to recover, Sesshomaru slid back up the length of her, trailing kisses back up her body, stopping to lave attention onto her twin globes. Her milky white skin was offset by twin wonderfully pink and puckered tips that were begging to be suckled. And who was he to deny them?

Rin reached down between them and grasped his erection and guided it to her opening.

"Wait." Sesshomaru paused.

"What?" Rin asked between pained breaths. "This had better be good!"

He smirked, "Oh it will be."

He reached into the nightstand beside them and pulled out a small velvet box. He opened it up before her eyes and her eyes glinted with the reflection of gold and diamond.

Then her eyes glinted with tears of happiness that she let fall freely.

"Sesshomaru…"

"Will you marry me Rin?"

She flew across the bed, kissing him senseless as she let her heart answer him. As if that wasn't enough, she pulled back and nodded frantically, too choked up for words.

Her heart leaped when he slid the ring on her finger and kissed her one more time.

"Now that that's over with, where were we?"

She smirked and flipped him over, straddling him while she slowly impaled herself on his length.

"I believe, we were right here."

Kagome panted beside Inuyasha as she held his hand across his naked chest. The ring on her finger displayed proudly. Inuyasha's other hand was busy fondling her plump breast as he brought the fever back to her body.

Kagome kissed him as he flicked her nipple with his claw.

"That was the best proposal I have ever heard."

He smirked "Better than those crappy romances you like so much?"

She nodded. "Proposing during orgasm is something I've never heard done before."

Inuyasha suddenly remembered something.

"You know what we forgot." It was a statement, not a question.

She wondered what he might have meant until she remembered what was still buried inside her.

"We forgot protection."

Inuyasha frantically tried to calm her down.

"Now, now. You said before this wasn't your time, so we might be safe. We'll go tomorrow and get a test from the drugstore and if you are—"

She pressed a finger to his lips, silencing him.

"If I am, then I'm sure we'll make great parents for the little guy."

"Girl." Inuyasha corrected.

Kagome laughed. "You want a girl?"

He nodded. "Then I'll have two beautiful women to fawn over."

"I do believe that was the most romantic thing you've ever said."

He raised his eyebrow in question.

She rolled her eyes.

"Second most romantic thing. Geez, I say one good thing about your proposal…"

"And don't you forget it." He laughed.

She rotated her hips and felt him begin to harden again.

"Never." She said.

Miroku nursed the giant red mark on his cheek as Sango cried on the couch.

"Sango I just proposed. Aren't you supposed to be happy about this? I even read a book on the subject!"

She raised her head.

"You can read?"

"Ha, ha. Very funny. Now why are you crying? And why did you hit me?"

She sniffed. "You caught me off guard. And what was I supposed to do, scream 'yes' and dramatically fall into your arms?"

"That was the idea, yes."

"Well sorry, but I'm not your typical case."

He rubbed his cheek. "No you are not."

She grabbed the box from his hand and extracted the band.

"Carat?"

He looked up. "What?"

"Carat?"

"Oh, 24."

"Engraved?"

"You know it."

"Diamonds?"

"Of course. What do you take me for, a cad?"

She held the ring up to the light. She finally let a smile show and put it on her finger. She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him.

"Just checking." She said as she worked on his belt.

He ran his hands up the front of her shirt.

"You are a very odd woman."

She reached into his pants. "And don't you forget it."

Another one done! And thanks for hanging with me! R&R Thx! One more to go and this one will be done!