bromstiks championship
i wuz in da locka room. i wuz so nervus. i hadnt ben arond 2 pratise bcuz i wuz ded.
i wuz lokin for ma bromstik. but i cudnt find it. den i turnd arund. it wuz... VADERMORT STEALING MI BROMSTIK!11111111
"haha" he sed "an gess wut. i killd evry bodi else on ur team! now ull nevr win!"
"wut" i sed
"thers no way ull beet us at bromstiks now" he sed "and then well kill u. hahaha" an then he flu off on ma bromstik.
"wut am i gonna do now" i sed
i wen on da feeld.
"waddiya doin turtle? da championship is about 2 bigin!1" sed hary potta
"i cant" i sed. "vadermort stole mah bromstik"
"DAT THEFFIN BIGNOSE CRACKA" sed hary potter
"an he killd evry1 else on da teem1!" i sed
"WUT" sed hary " how r we gonna win now!"
den we lookd ova.
"oh my god" we sed. da deth eattas had brot... DA KLU KLUX KLAN
dey didnt hav bromstiks. but dey had guns a flammin cross an a rope.
"hey look niggers!" sed 1. an dey all started to shot at us.
"deres way were gonna win now" sed hary potta.
den i got an idea.
"DRAGEN" i sed an a dragen apeerd.
i got on da dragens bak an me an hary went up into da air.
we only had me and hary an we had to play aginst da deatheaters hufflpuff grifendoor an sliterin ALL AT DA SAME TIME.
"GET DA NIGGERS" sed da klukluklan guy an dey all started to shot at us.
"how can dey still see us!1" sed hary pottr
it wuz bcuz da ski wuz wit an we wuz da only blak guys on da feild.
"it is bcuz da ski is wit an we is da only blak guys on da feeld" i sed.
vadermort lookd ova "dis is da worst ting eva!1 how cud mi plan not hav workd!"
den da dubledoor flu up an sed "let da game bgin. lets play fair" den da buza sounded.
mi an hary pottr were da onli ppl on da ravencow teem. all da odda teems was flyin arond trin to put dere balls in r hols. an da kluklanklan wuz shootin up at us.
"hary u gard da goals. ill lok 4 da snigger" i sed.
i flu up high on mi dragen. "GET DAT NIGGA" sed a griffendor. "NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin. "ILL BEET U BOT" sed a hufflypuff. den he fell down. he wuz accidently shot bi da klukluxklan.
i wuz fliin up in da air lokin 4 da snikker. den i saw vadermort. "die" he sed buit i flew out of da way. instead he hit a griffindoor an he esploded.
"U MISSD MI" i sed an went bak 2 lokin 4 da snigger. "die" sed vadermort again. den he missd an hit a death eater an he died.
i wuz fliin an vadermort wuz chasin mi. den i saw... draco!1 an he saw mi. "now die soulja spirit buu jackson!1" an he pulld out his gun. an he shooted mi but i got out of da way an instead he hit... VADERMORT!11
"AHHHHHH" sed vadermort. den vadermort pointed his wand at draco an his brom esploded an he fel in2 da klukluxklan but dey didnt hurt him cuz he was wite.
"ah ha" sed vadermort. he had fond da snigger. i lokd dwon. da snigger wuz in da middle of da feeld.. right in da middle of... DA KLUXKLUXKLAN.
he wuz divin 2ward it and so did i. dere was bodis all ova da feeld. da klukluxklan wuz shotin up.
"u cant let da klukluxklan get da snigger" sed hary potta "or dey win da gaem!1111"
da klukluxklan wasnt shotin at vadermort. he wuz wite. dey wuz shotin at me but dey kept missin an hittin everibody else!11
"hey lok deres da snigger!1" sed da klukluxklanman an started runin 2ward it. "!11111111111111111111111111111" i sed
"yes" sed vadermort as da klukluxklan man put his hand on da snigger.
but da ball went throo da klukluxklansmans hand. den i reelised... dey werent da klukluxklan... DEY WERE GHOSTS!111111
"u fools!1" sed vadermort.
bcuz dey were gosts i flew thro dem an got da snigger. but dey shot up mi dragen. an it died.
"!" sed vadermort.
den da buzza sonded. da game wuz ova. "U WIN" sed da dumbledoor.
"u may haff won this tim... BUT NOT 4 LONG!11111111" sed vadermort. den he pointed his wand at harry. "die" he sed. harry esploded. he fell off his bromstik.
"QUIK GET DA DOKTA" but bi da tim we got dere hge was alredy ded.
"haha sed vadermort and him an his detheaters flew away.