Booboo-nyaa: Hi people I'm back to update^^ *whacks Kisshu upside the head...yet again*

Kisshu: You know, I really don't care that you do that anymore.

Booboo-nyaa: Okay! Enjoy the chapter!


Kisshu watched as the small tom limped out of the bushes. He was surprise that a small sickly looking cat like him had lasted this long out on the dangerous streets, with Dagger and his soldiers creeping down every ally.

Kish felt a stab of pity as the black cat hunched over and started coughing, every rib showed under his thin pelt but his amber eyes shone with bright excitement. Like a cat who had found a piece of easy prey to kill.

"Hello. My name is Sei. What's your name-nyaa?" his meow was strangely high pitched for a tom of his age, he looked well over two years old...

"Uhm... My name is Kish. Why are here-nya?"

"Do you want me to go? Because I'll go if you want-*COUGH COUGH*!!!" Sei hunched over and his eyes glazed over slightly as another coughing fit overcame him.

"No-nyaa!! You don't have to leave! You don't look like you could leave anyway, how about I take you back to my-err... My owner's place?" Sei looked up at him with a startled look on his face.

"You're a house cat?"

"Well, no I wasn't born a house cat but I found a human who will take care of me." it's more or less the truth, Kisshu thought as his tail twitched. He thought he heard the strange tom meow 'Interesting, different than I expected,' but it could have just been the wind.

"Well then-nyaa, let's get going." Kish mewed uncertainly as he led the way back to Ichigo's.

Wait, he thought, Is Ichigo's even safe now that she's fought Pai? What if he hurt her?! She'd never forgive me!!


Cafe Mew Mew Basement

Pai slowly blinked open his eyes. The room in which he was in was not a familiar room, and it was more defined in his eyes than anything he had ever saw before. He could hear better too, which was saying something considering his normal large elfin ears could pick up nose much better than the normal human ear.

Oww. My tail feels like it's been trampled on. He complained silently as he stretched his furry for-arms out.

Wait a minute, tail? I don't have a t...... Pai looked at his body. His neko body. His fluffy thick-furred-grey-a-hint-of-purple neko body.

"Oh. My. God... OKAY, WHOEVER THIS SICK JOKE THIS WAS FROM HAD BETTER PUT ME BACK INTO MY NATURAL STATE IN ABOUT 3.5 SECONDS BEFORE I KILL HIM OR HER-NYA!!! Pai screeched as Ryou walked over to where he was trapped in a cat carrier with a gloating smirk on his face.

"Well, well, well. Look what we have here. One of the aliens trapped, in an unnatural body, and at our mercy." Ryou chuckled as Pai spat at him.

"Now now, I can be as they call it 'The good cop, or the bad cop' which do you prefer?" he said sarcastically.

"Hmm, tough choice, how about the dead cop?!" Pai snarled. Ryou just shook his head and grabbed Pai by the scruff of his neck.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Pai hissed as he went limp.

"Oh, you know, just becoming the bad cop." with a murderous grin on his face, Ryou bashed neko Pai against the wall. The breath was knocked out of Pai in an instant, and before he could recover Ryou slammed the poor cat against a table with so many different types of sick looking instruments, that if you saw it you would have run away screaming bloody murder.

"Okay now talk alien! What is the position of your leader? How do you enter your dimension and planet? What are your main weaknesses? ANSWER!" Ryou screamed and waited for his prisoners answer.

"Go to h-" his croaking meow was interrupted as lettuce walked down the stairs with a turkey sandwich in hand.

"Shirogane-san, I brought you lunch, you haven't eaten in a while an- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!!!" she screamed the last part as she saw the limp kitty form of Pai being choked by Ryou.

"Oh yeah, Mint forget to tell you? We have a hostage now, Ichigo wasn't happy about it but I couldn't care less about her feelings at the moment."

"Shirogane that's just evil of you!! Let him go right now!!!" Ryou smirked at her screaming.

"And if I don't?" he snarled as he flung Pai at the wall next to him again. Pai slid to the floor and gasped out in pain as Ryou started to step on him.

Lettuce stared wide-eyed in horror at the battered young cat and with a rage burning in her blue eyes that nobody had ever seen before as she whipped out her pendant.

"MEW MEW LETTUCE, METAMORPHOSIS!!!!" Mew Lettuce stood there trembling with fear and rage. Fear for the slightly bloody Pai, rage at Ryou.

"Shirogane. I will ask you this once. Get. Off. Pai-san."

"No Lettuce, I know you're a kind person, but these aliens aren't people. They've hurt humans, they try to destroy our environment. They try to kill you five on a regular basis, they even killed my parents!!" Ryou's face became a mask of calm and sweetness, "Lettuce, please turn back to normal. I'm sure we can work something out so that Pai will remain our hostage but won't be harmed. I won't force you to stay when we kill them. Please Lettuce."

"You...You sicken me Ryou Shriogane. I would never, n-never agree to that. I don't know what I ever saw in you before but let me tell you, it's gone!"

Lettuce ran up to Ryou, and with a thwack she slapped him with all of her might across the face and grabbed Pai, who had watched the whole event half-conscious.

"I QUIT." and with that she de-transformed and ran back up the stairs and to her house without a backwards glance.

Ryou touched the red mark on his face and cursed with every dirty word he had ever heard in his entire life. That's two who've left the team now...First Ichigo and now Lettuce.


The aliens ship

Taruto was in a state of panic. Kisshu was who-knows-where on Earth, and he once again felt for the play button on the projector screen. The message that was sent from Earth was from Cafe Mew Mew. When his small fingers felt the triangle that he knew was the one that played the video messages, he pressed it for the third time.

Ryou's face appeared on the screen with a taunting sneer.

"We have Pai right here right now, he has been turned into a cat and is being at our mercy. If you want him back with you alive and unharmed, bring all of the Mew Aqua you have with you to Cafe Mew Mew and go back to your own filthy planet. If you do not meet these standards within a week, Pai will have a few less limbs than you last remember."

It was better that Taruto couldn't see the actual message, it was good that he didn't see Ryou holding Pai by his tail the whole time he was talking.

"Ahhhh! That's it I'm going back to Earth to find Kisshu!" Taruto teleported to the roof of a house, and with a few jerks of pain he was running on four legs back to where he thought he caught on to Kish's scent.

Without thinking he accidentally ran right into another cat that was about his small size.

"Ouch, sorry about that nya no da." the new cat meowed.

"My name is Toraneko nya no da, what's your name?" this kitten had a hyper way of speaking and the 'nya no da's' confirmed what Taruto was thinking.

"Hey, do you know a hyper blond name Pudding-nyaa?"

"Sure do nya no da! Pudding is my owner nya no da!"

"Excelent."


Booboo-nyaa: Well, I hope you liked it, update soon~nyaa!^^

Toraneko: Hey, where's Kisshu-oniichan nya no da?

Booboo-nyaa: If people review, you shall find out.