After observing firsthand what happens when they leave the little nations alone, Prussia, Spain, France, Hungary, China, and England had no choice but to either drag them along to the World Meeting or get someone to watch over them for the day. Luckily (for the little nations, at least), Poland offered to babysit them. He'd dragged Lithuania along, too.

And, unfortunately for the oblivious older nations, Poland was bored again. Seriously, though, he wouldn't have volunteered if there wasn't something in it for him, right?

"Alright, you guys, like, probably all already know I have a totally amazing plan for you to mess with the others, right?"

Both Italy Brothers, America, Germany, Seychelles, Canada, Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan nodded. Hong Kong still had China's trust, because he hadn't gotten into any trouble (yet), so he was home with Thailand and Vietnam.

"Ve~ What are we going to do this time, Mr. Poland?"

"Prank wars," Poland answered, grinning evilly. "But they'll have, like, no idea until they figure it out for themselves."

"How is that a war?" Germany asked.

"It's a war if he says it's a war, bastard!"

"It's a war because they can, like, totally fight back once they catch on."

"HAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna get Iggy soooo bad!"

"This will be very interesting, Poland-san..."

"Pranks originated in South Korea, da-ze!"

"Shut it, Korea!" Taiwan snapped.

"Like, calm down, guys. I haven't even, like, told you the rules yet. Okay, first, the prank has to be legal." Poland sent a pointed glare towards America and South Korea.

"Second, you have to make sure you don't put anyone in the hospital."

"Even wine-bastard?"

Poland thought for a moment. "Yeah, I guess... He'd never, like, shut up about it if we did..."

Lithuania picked up where Poland left off. "It doesn't matter who you prank, but it has to be either Hungary, Spain, Prussia, France, England, or China."

"So tomato-bastard, wine-bastard, the older potato-bastard, eyebrows-bastard, or panda-bastard?"

"Well, yeah...but you can prank Hungary too..."

"Ve~! No! Not Miss Hungary! Please don't prank her!" There were distressed tears welling up in North Italy's eyes.

Romano patted his back like a good older brother. "Don't any of you bastards even think about pranking Hungary, or else I'll sic the Mafia on you!"

"N-No!" Veneziano hiccuped.

"Okay, so we're not pranking Hungary..." Lithuania nodded at Poland, who crossed something off on his clipboard.

"Basically, you're, like, gonna have a little rebellion. A really, really little rebellion. So, like, don't go off and rebel, or your guardians will come and kill me. Oh, and, like, whoever pulls the most pranks gets a prize. Liet and I are keeping score. And you can, like, totally work together."

Until the meeting was over and they had to leave Poland's house, the little nations discussed pranks excitedly.

That night (actually, at 2 AM), America and Canada snuck over to China's house, dressed in all black. They saw the light in South Korea's room on, and the window was open slightly. They nodded at each other and climbed silently up to the window, opening it and joining South Korea and Japan.

"Um, Korea, are you sure about this?" Canada asked nervously, actually speaking up for once. "I've seen China beat Big Brother France up before...it's kinda scary..."

Korea waved his hand dismissively. "His Asian sensibilities wouldn't let him - OW!"

Japan had hit Korea at the mention of "Asian sensibilities". "You should find some Asian sensibilities yourself, baka. Maybe then you'd also find a brain."

Korea covered his heart with his hand, as if he'd been shot in the chest. "Ouch. You're a jerk, Japan. Da-ze."

Japan just shrugged.

"A'ight, dudes, we doing this or what?" America had begun eating one of his magical burgers of randomness. "Iggy wakes up really early, and I'm already in trouble."

"Yeah, yeah, we're going," Korea rubbed the bump forming on the back of his head. "But you have to be really quiet, da-ze!"

Japan nodded in agreement. "Nii-sama's a very light sleeper, and we can't have him waking up beforehand. You have the music, ne, Korea?"

Korea pulled out his iPod in answer. "Let's go, da-ze."

The four slipped down the hallway, little black shadows, completely silent. Well, mostly silent. America tripped once or twice.

"Be quiet, da-ze!" Korea hissed as they went down the stairs.

"Hey, it's dark!"

"America-san, Korea, please stop talking before I make you."

After that, they shut up.

They stopped outside China's bedroom, checking to ensure he was asleep before donning identical pairs of sunglasses.

"Let's do this, da-ze."

Korea pressed play on his iPod, and music began blaring through hidden speakers Japan had put in China's bedroom earlier.

"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!" the four of them yelled as they ran into the bedroom and began dancing the signature dance. Korea had made a point of playing the karaoke version and began singing the words.

China sat up in bed, his hand subconsciously closing around the handle of his wok, completely bewildered by the sudden auditory explosion. It didn't help when he saw Japan, Canada, America, and Korea wearing sunglasses and dancing the Gangnam Style dance in his bedroom.

"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY!" the four little nations shouted, dancing like little mini-PSY's and in perfect sync.

"Please be a dream, please be a dream, please be a dream..." he muttered over and over again, tugging the covers back over his head. The music vibrated in his ears and shook his whole body, and he faced the discouraging realization that it was not, in fact, a dream.

The old nation wasn't just mad, he was extremely pissed. It was two in the morning, and he was wide awake, with little to no hopes of falling back asleep.

The four little countries kept dancing and and stifling snickers after seeing how annoyed China was.

When the song finished, they bowed, then sprinted out of the room and back upstairs. America and Canada bade Korea and Japan good night and good luck before climbing back down the side of the house and laughing the whole way home.

A lovely way to start off a prank war, if I may say so.

And W00T! Two chapters in one day! Even if the other one was at, like, midnight! I'm getting back my inspiration for this fic!