Day 11: Wearing Kigurumis

"Artie! Look! I'mma cow!" America said walking into the living room.

"Finally you agree," Arthur said looking up from the newspaper in his hands. Alfred was wearing head to toe cow pajamas. It had a hood which he pulled over his head showing cow ears. It was white with black spots- representing a cow.

"No, you tard-face. I'm dressed as one!" Alfred smiled.

"I know I'll regret this later, but why?"

"Japan has been sendin' me a bunch of stuff to try out lately. This is one of 'em. Another is this video game about us trapped in a mansion. I have to play it still though. He said it's kinda horror-ish so..."

"Let me guess, there's also one for me upstairs, isn't there?"

"Yup! But yours is a unicorn. He never really said which is who's but since you see those imaginary friends of yours, I'll let you wear that one!"

"They aren't imaginary, git! Even Norway can see them!"

"Then both of ya aren't right. But come on, Iggy! Let's put you in it!" England sighed knowing he had no choice. He set down the paper and followed the American upstairs into his room where blue pajamas like Alfred's sat on the bed. It was a unicorn instead of a cow.

"I never signed up for this when I accepted to go out with you," Arthur muttered picking up the PJs. He walked to the bathroom where he then put it on. He looked in the mirror afterwards and instantly turned red. He looked ridiculous.

After a minute, Alfred knocked on the door. "Art? It everything okay? You're takin' a while."

"I'm quite fine." He inhaled and opened the door, turning more shades of red. Alfred whistled.

"Blue might not be your color, but dang you look nice," he commented.

"Shut up, you asshat," England said pushing the American away.

"Aww, but Iggitie! I was complementing you! Just be thankful I'm not criticizing you for One Direction and all those other bands no one likes."

"I should say the same to you about Twilight." America went red from embarrassment.

"Shut up! You and I both know how much I regret that!"

"Don't even get me started on Rebecca Black."

"Okay! We both made mistakes! Just be thankful neither of us made Justin Beiber." Alfred shuddered. "What was Matt on when he came around?"

Somewhere in Canada, Matthew Williams sneezed. "Who are you?" his bear asked.

"I'm Canadia," Matt answered.

Back in Alfred's house, both agreed there will never be any singer/movie/anything worse than Justin Beiber.

"So, now that I'm in this, what happens?" England asked walking back downstairs into the kitchen where he got an apple.

"Take a pic and text it to Kiku."

"I wonder why Japan sends it to you?"

"Anime and manga's really big in the US right now, I guess. I dunno, but let's get this show on the road!" America put up his hood again and England did the same. Alfred wrapped an arm around the shorter nation, pulling out his phone. He held it away from the two, smiling big. He took the picture and lowered his hand, looking at it afterwards.

"Aww, you didn't smile," he noted, sending the picture. "Ah well. Oh! I left somethin' upstairs! I'll be back!" Alfred ran quickly up the stairs. Before England took a third bite of his apple, America was running back down the stairs. When he came to the kitchen, he tripped over his feet and fell forward shocking Arthur.

Alfred sat up, rubbing his head. "Owie, Artie. That hurt."

"That's why you don't run through the house like a hooligan!" Even if he didn't show it, he was concerned that Al had hurt himself. "Come on, you didn't hurt yourself that bad."

The larger nation smiled and stood. "Yup yup! Not even a scratch!"

"What did you want to show me?" Art asked, relieved he wasn't hurt.

"Oh yeah!" he yelled picking a bag off the floor. He opened it and pulled out a...

...A burger.

Of course.

Of freaking course.

"You idiot! I thought it was something important!"

"It is important!"

"Important my arse, you ass wipe!"

"Wha'd'you think it was?"

"Defiantly not a burger!"

"So? You know you love me!"

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say."

"I know ya do! If ya didn't why are we datin'?" Arthur went silent. After a minute, he crossed his arms.

"Shut up," he said glaring. Alfred kissed his cheek.

"Love you, too~!"


Anyone catch the HetaOni reference? XD Anyhwo, heyo again! I honestly had no idea what a kigurumi was until I actually had to look it up. If I got it wrong, so be it. I hope you liked the chapter and until next time, peace!