Title: "Harry Potter Can Kiss My Ass"

Author: Kristin aka KiaraAlexisKlay

Genre: Crossover; Drabble

Disclaimer: Not mine. Roswell belongs to Metz and Katims and I'm not sure who the Covenant belongs to….some really wealthy movie making people though. Mentions of Harry Potter who belongs to Ms Rowlands.

Summary: see title….if you get the reference then you know who I'm talking about.

Rating: MATURE for language.

Pairing: Unconventional Couple (UC)


"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"

"You said that?" Liz looked incredulously at her new boyfriend, who was looking entirely too pleased and in no way close to repentant.

"I sure did," he boasted, puffing his chest out in a show of manliness and chin rising up with proud defiance. Wisps of pale, almost yellow-white locks danced across his forehead; escaping the confines of the knit cap he wore to tame it.

"I can't believe you," Liz shook her head, a smile curving the corners of her lips, eyes dancing with merriment.

"Oh, believe it babe," he winked, and Liz couldn't help the giggle that escaped.

Oh, her boy was so clueless.

"I don't know why you would. Didn't you know you look like an older, sexier, non-British Draco Malfoy?"

Liz took the time to savor her victory in the form of the look of absolute shock and slight horror before taking off. A spluttering Reid Garwin right behind her.