First Day: Minato's Story
The Yondaime walked away from the Academy after he was sure his son was inside the large building, but instead of continuing his trek towards the Hokage tower he quickly ducked into an alley. After checking both directions he held his hands together in a familar seal.
"Henge!" He smiled down at his new appearance, an older man with balding brown hair, a thin mustache, and a swollen belly. Yeah, nobody will suspect he's the Hokage now. Just one more thing...
"Shadow clone jutsu!" As soon as his blond haired clone popped into existance his blue eyes bugged out of his head and he nearly fell over in shock.
"What the hell did you do to yourself?!" The clone shrieked, shrinking away from the original Minato. The blond(now brunette) man just rolled his eyes at the dramatic clone. Thank Kami he didn't ever act like that.
"It's a henge. Anyway I need you to act as me for today." The real Minato explained to the clone with a tone of urgency.
"Why?" The clone asked, seemingly over the Yondaime's appearance, at least for the moment.
Minato clenched his now pudgy fist, staring towards the sky with a righteous expression.
"It's Naru-chan's first day of school! No way am I missing this for some stupid paperwork!" He exclaimed, pausing for a moment to let the effect sink in. Yeeah, not dramatic. Like at all.
"Oookay?" The clone agreed(not like he had much of a choice but whatever), taking a step away from the strange Hokage. The Yondaime broke away from his pose to give a crooked toothed smile to his clone. He shuddered in response(man that's creepy).
"Good! Now, no matter what anyone asks you, you're me okay?"
"But what if-"
"No matter what." The Yondaime pressed, cutting off the clone.
"But-"
"No matter what."
"But if-"
"No. Matter. What." The Hokage urged, emphasizing each word. The clone held up his hands in surrender. Minato grinned in response.
"Okay, good. Get going."
The clone saluted,"Whatever you say boss." He said with a sigh before leaping away from the real Hokage. No way this can turn out well.
The original Hokage rung his hands together as if he were an evil villian in a really cheesey movie.
"Now I can make sure that Naruto has the best first day of school without any interuptions. No way this can go wrong!"
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Minato(codename-Chuck) scooted along the edge of the Academy building until he came to the window that housed Naruto's class. The Yondaime peered inside.
Okay, nothing strange there. Just seems that the kids are introducing themselves. He smiled fondly at that and remembered his days as an Academy student. And now Naruto was getting an eraser thrown at his head for jumping on the desk during his introduction. Yep, that was expected.
"Hey you!" Ah snap. Minato whirled around to find a civilian policeman. Crap. Well, he can't use any of his jutsu, or else the policeman might figure out who he was. Better stick with good old fashioned running away. The Yondaime booked it across the schoolyard as quickly as possible(without looking like a shinobi).
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After losing the policeman(who was surprisingly fit for a civilian) Minato managed to make it back to the Academy just as the classes were let out for lunch.
He shuffled tiredly to the gate that seperated the playground from the street(he really did use the Flying Thunder God Technique too much. He was getting out of shape), leaning against it and huffing just as Naru-chan ran out of the building with Hinata not far behind him. Aw, that's cute. Those two are destined for each other gosh darnit. He huffed slightly as he smiled to himself. The sight of Naruto walking over to one of the remaining Uchiha and taking a seat beside him warmed the young Hokage's heart. That is, until he saw Naruto hand over his vegatables to Hinata.
"I told him to eat those-Aaugh!" The Yondaime yelped as he was tackled to the ground by the policeman from before.
"Ha, caught ya!" The man cheered in triumph, hauling the blond(brunette) man to his feet.
"I can assure you sir, there has been a mistake. I'm the Hokage." Minato said to the man as he veered him away from the Academy. The man nodded in mock sympathy.
"Yeah, yeah, they all say that sicko. Come on."
Do people really say that often?
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Minato's clone sat at his desk, scribbling away at paperwork when there came a knock at his office door.
"Come in." He called, putting away his pen to give his undivided attention to whoever was at his door. In came one of the civilian police force, with a man with brown hair and a swollen gut handcuffed behind him.
"Sorry to interupt you Hokage-sama but this man says that he's the real Hokage and that you're actually a shadow clone. Is this true?" The policeman asked, giving Minato a scathing look. The shadow clone opened his mouth to reply that it was indeed true when he remembered. No. Matter. What.
So instead he shook his head.
"Nope. Never seen this man before in my life."
And that, my friends, is how Minato Namikaze spent the night in jail charged with pedophilia. Because apparently it's not okay to watch children at a park while panting heavily. Who would've thought?
A/N: First thing first sorry to anyone who thought this was offensive. I didn't mean for this to be offensive to anyone. Also sorry to anyone who looks like how Minato henged into. It's just a joke on the stereotype I mean no offense. I hope you enjoyed this little Omake of mine.