Okay i hav to say that this chapter is confusing. It gets kinf of intense sex-wise, but it turns out funny later. So be brave, be bold, and read on! Gaaraomae-

What the hell are we supposed to do now?" Kish threw his hands up in the air. They were at the beach under a umbrella eating ice cream. "Well," Tart gave a lick at his popsicle, "we could just give up on our mission and head home."
"Heck no!" Kish crossed his arms. "Hey you biznitches!"

Im a GOOD girl. I will not say bitches. OH CRAP I JUST DID.

Tart and Kish looked around to see the ice cream salesmen yelling at them. "Ah shut the f up!" Kish screamed. The vendor salesman gasped. He quickly sped away. "Whoa, Kish! Where'd you learn that word?" Tart asked amazed. "What, f?" Kish asked. "Yeah, that word! It's so awesome. Let me try it. F. Wow! It just rolls off my tongue!" Tart cried. "Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it?" Kish smirked. "F F F F!" Tart sang it out loud. People on the beach stared at the two absent-minded aliens. "I have to tell that to ichigo!" Kish said as he disappeared.

Ichigo was in her suite writing in her diary when kish came in. "Hi fing Ichigo! Nice Fing day we're having today! I just want to f you up and this hotel is so fy I just want to f it." Kish said. "OOOOO EMMMMM EFFFF GEEEE!" Ichigo hollered, hearing what Kish was saying. "You idiot!" Ichigo cried. She stared to push kish out the door. "What'd I do?" Kish asked innocently. "Fine, you want to f with me? Then do it!" Ichigo gave up as she lay on the bed. "Do what?" Kish asked confused. "Don't play dumb," Ichigo said as she started to unbutton her shirt. "WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!?" Kish yelled in his mind. So THAT was what f meant. Interesting. "Y'know, neko-chan, as much as I would like to f you," Kish stared nervously at her bra, "it's getting kind of late. Bye." Beads of sweat rimmed his forehead. "Then want to meet at the hot-tub?" Ichigo asked. "Wtf has gotten into her? Has ichigo had some sense knocked into her?" Kish thought.

"Why are you acting like this?" Kish found himself blurting out. "Well because Aoyama-kun is retarded now so I thought I'd be yours." She smiled. This was Kish's dream come true. "Okay, I'll meet you at the hot tub at night." Kish said.
"Make sure you come drunk!" Ichigo winked. Kish left.
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At night Kish went to the spa. It was closed, but he could sneak in. Ichigo was there naked except for holding a short towel around her breasts that came down to her thighs barely covering her you-know-what. "Hi kisshu." She said. Kish undressed himself as he came into the tub. "Wow this feels good." Kish said as the bubbles rose. Ichigo started to kiss Kish passionately. Whoaaa this felt wrooong. "You know, just recently my breasts have 'blossomed'. Want to feel?" Ichigo asked.

Suddenly, Ichigo was like a broken record. "Want to-want to-want to-want to-" she kept saying before her voice got real low and deep.
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kish woke up from his nightmare. He found himself sleeping in a suite. Tart was next to him. The spaceship-hologram that was parked outside was gone. "KISH YOU ARE SUCH AN EFFING HENTAI!!!!!!!" Tart screamed. "Taruto, did you look into my dreams!?" Kish demanded. "Hell yeah and it was nasty, you perv!" he yelled. "Hey! Listen up, pal! I cant control my dreams so shut up!" Kish said. "But ewwwwwww that was so gross." Tart mocked Kish. "Ichigo, I want to f you!" he rolled on the ground laughing. "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK IN MY DREAMS!?" Kish yelled. The whole hotel woke up.

And for the rest of the night, Kish and Tart write apology letters to the complaining customers.

Lol im so perverted. But its funny! - I have to say, over the years (i havent been on fanfic for a very long time) i started to realize how boring tokyo mew mew was becoming. Im now a naruto fan, so sorry everyone if this chappy was horrible. From now on, i will be making stories that make fun of tokyo mew mew because its so gay. But other TMM fans, you go! Your stories are great compared to mine, so forget about me! U rox!

-Gaaraomae- Please review