Know Your Stars

Numbuh 274 – Chad Dickson

Know Your Stars…

Know Your Stars…

Know Your Stars…

Know Your Stars…

Announcer: Numbuh 274…

Chad: Excuse me. Before you go on, would you please refer to me by my real name?

Announcer: Chad Dickson…

Chad: Thank you.

Announcer: His hair is made of yarn.

Chad: Huh? That's not cool, man. Stick to the facts.

Announcer: Chad Dickson… He likes to bend forks.

Chad: What the… That's just weird.

Announcer: Chad Dickson… He wears bras.

Chad: It's Battle Ready Armor! It's a defense mechanism- Never mind; just keep going.

Announcer: Chad Dickson… He resembles Carrot Top.

Chad: What? What's that supposed to mean?

Announcer: Chad Dickson… He's in love with a Barbie doll.

Chad: No I'm not! Who the heck told you that? It's not true!

Announcer: Chad Dickson… He's terrified of rubber ducks.

Chad: Okay man, seriously, this can't be what you're reading. Are you just camping it up right now?

Announcer: Now, you know, Chad Dickson.

Chad: Wha- No they don't! They don't know a thing about me! You made all that stuff up! Where are you going? Get your lying butt back here!