~I've got to be quiet, sneaky... I'm at Camp Half-Blood (jk, but I'm at CAMP!) and I need to type the new chappie. The camp dude Martin won't like it... but I'm typing on HIS computer!~
Sloefur wheeled around on her wheelchair and suddenly she said, "The final battle... THE STAIRS!" She was in front of the stairs, watching carefully. "I guess the only logical thing to do is to wheel this baby down the stairs!" Sloefur announced.
The wheelchair landed on top of Sloefur, and she waddled slowly out from under it. Suddenly Thunderdash starting walking towards her with a book. "Did you know that reindeer's milk has more fat than cow's milk?" asked Thunderdash. Suddenly he grabbed her and they dissapered in the shadows.
MEANWHILE...
"Jug! Jug! Jug! Jug!" said the others as Flash jugged down cider.
SLOEFUR... AGAINS!
Sloefur hissed and looked around. Poetry was lined across her, and Thunderdash had dissapered. Sloefur yanked down one of the papers and read it aloud: "Flash, your name will dash through my head, I can't believe I've met you." Sloefur scowled and said, "Whoa. Thunderdash LIKES Flash. I had no idea." Suddenly a white tom with dark brown paws walked out of the shadows, a notepad in his hand. "Bluewhisker, Bluewhisker... you shouldn't have died. A white pelt sinking through the water, not blue. Not you. I love you, I miss you." Sloefur pressed a random gernade against his throat and hissed, "What is your name?" Suddenly a silver tabby tom walked in, with a pen in his paw. "Stonepaw, help!" gasped the white tom. "Stone-paw? I'm gonna call you StoneR-paw," growled Sloefur and she pressed him and Stonerpaw against the wall. "OMG! Sloefur, let my poets down NOW!" shrieked Thunderdash. Thunderdash pushed Sloefur off and said, "This is Brownice, and his apprentice Stonerpaw." Stonerpaw tossed a cigar to them, and they lit it. "Anyway," Thunderdash said, "I'm trying to make Flash fall in love with me through poetry." "Dude, that won't work. Flash loves action and adventure and blood and potatoes," Sloefur said. "Uh huh, uh huh," Thunderdash said eagerly, writing it down on Brownice's forehead with a Sharpie. Thunderdash said, "OK- Sloefur, how do you picture married life." "I dont know. I guess drivin' around in a van with a talking dog and solvin' mysterious," Sloefur said and suddenly a black she-cat with gray stripes walked in. "Flash is currently talking to Windstar about frogs. She was saying, 'If a frog's mouth is open for too long, it will soffacate.' And Windstar was all like, 'ShadowClan eats frogs, tell Shadowstar that.'" "Do you write down everything that Flash says?" Sloefur asked the new black cat. "Uh..." she said, then thrust out her paw and said, "Hey. I'm Nighttail." Stonerpaw offered her some beer and said, "That's it, my little drunky. That's it."
Thunderdash led the cats towards a big glass room in the roof where they could watch Flash. "Flash is currently smashing a chair on Barkface's back," Nighttail said with her bincolers. Sloefur said, "My legs hurt. I'm thirsty." Stonerpaw handed her some wine and said, "Insert wine in paw. Tip paw to mouth. Insert wine drink into mouth and swallow." Sloefur suddenly said, "I'm going home. Back to my room." Then she walked off, first signing Stonerpaw's list: Sloefur
~Haha! Oh, crap! HERE COMES MARTIN! Jaushuhuawiuhq... haha! I can still type with one hand, Martin! Get back!~
Allegiances:
Hosts:
Flash- flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes (Flash6004)
Sloefur- gray she-cat with darker flecks and huge golden eyes (Flash6004)
Demonheart- black tom with glowing red eyes; Flash's brother (Flash6004)
Smokefang- black tom with amber eyes (Flash6004)
Co-hosts:
Sandtail- light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes (Sandtail)
Kofoot- bright blue she-cat with green stripes and red paws plus a green stone charm on her neck (Fallenshadow962)
Thunderdash- black tom with white streaks in his fur (Flash6004)
Russetfur- dark ginger she-cat (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Viperstrike- black tom with silver streaks and green eyes (Flash6004)
Sweetkit- cream-colored she-kit with red tabby stripes and hot pink eyes; strikingly adorable (The Flower Bookworm)
Other Cats That Have Been Killed In The Fire:
Hawkfrost- dark brown tabby tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Tigerstar- big dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Screech of Angry Owl (Screech)- black tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Icyfrost- silver-and-white tabby she-cat (Flash6004)
Poets:
Brownice- white tom with dark brown paws; serves Thunderdash (Flash6004)
Stonerpaw- silver tabby tom with blue eyes; serves beer and cigars (Flash6004)
Nighttail- black she-cat with green eyes (Flash6004)
~Sorry if it wasn't so funny, but here's Stonerpaw with Sloefur!
Stonerpaw: Here's your beer and wine... on the house! Sloefur: I hope I never mend my legs!
Stonerpaw: Yeah, yeah, shut up and hand me the money.
And here's Tigerstar with the weather!
Tigerstar: There will be hail the size of turkies falling in StarClan. Across the midwest cars will be falling from the sky... and then there will be a beatiful rainbow! *makes girly squeal*~