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Thatredcar said
Prowl just don't have any luck to get rid off that lizard hehehee..
YAY..!! little chibi Sideswipe.. WOOHOO..!! so.. where is the little chibi sunstreaker
My Reply: Nope, No such luck for Prowl and Sideswipes new found ability to control lizards - maybe it was a bad Idea for Misfits to show him how to catch them XD- then agian maybe that lizard just has it in for him. Bwahahahahahaha.Actually I'm thinking about giving the Lizard the name. Any Ideas? The Chibi Twins actually don't live in the Chibi Adoption Agentcy - like most Chibis- they moved to a glorifiyed fischer-Price play house. they painted it orange - because Chibi Sunstreaker can't stand light Blue, pink and yellow-, added a second story, and now it's a two bedroom, one bath -one giant tub for Chibi Sunstreaker and arm and leg restraints for Chibi Sideswipe when he gets so dirty Chibi Sunstreaker starts to uncontrolbly twitch like crazy- living room and 'kitchen'. It's location? the Twins desk of course right near Sunstreaker bunk so he can slam his fist down on the desk to shut them up when they start to fight - BTW It doesn't help it sends them screaming like hell and they started to act like lemmings one running the other following into a wall. or right out the house and off the face of the desk XD- but anyway Chibi Suntreaker tends to LIVE in his bath tub at home.
So anyway
Alrighty another of my Autobot Caravan Series.WAY before this Prowl had confiscated Misfits' skates and she stole them back -sneaky little human isn't she?- and went out on the bike path along with Prowl himself and Hound - Bluestreak was suppose to go but accidently ran into the glass door that separated the porch/pool area from the house like in one of the Windex commercials, and hit his nose a little too hard, it started to bleed he saw the blood and fainted, i thought it fitted Bluestreak to have a fear of blood like that. someone please tell me if they disagree and I'll change it.- anyway after the bike path Prowl re-confiscated the skates - and hid them somewhere in the house Misfits will never find them-
So a day after Misfits got herself a little bottle of revenge to poison Prowls morning coffie with! evilgrin
Sorry Prowl Fans, Misfits' Vengeful Spirit is impulsive. and those skates mean alot. Prowl must suffer the consequences!!
Inside My Mind
Misfits:Muwahahahahahahaaaa! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! lighting flashes behind a silhouette Misfits who's standing in front of a window clutching a green bottle with the only visible letters being LAXIT, with a dracula cape on. a Chibi Bluestreak silhouette stands behind her waving the cape up and down .A door is opened and a light is clicked on, Misfits hisses and looks at the door revealing human Prowl in sky blue Pjs with bananas and white pinstripes on them (the long sleeved/leg light cotton kind with the buttons down the front of the shirt you know the kind i'm talking about right? Misfits designed some of the clothes her friends wear she thought Prowl would look funny with banana Pjs XD)- at the door looking irritated and red eyed,
Prowl: Do you mind?! There are OTHER humans living here who would rather not listen to your Villian Laugh recitations. slams the door shut
Misfits: blinks and looks at Chibi Bluestreak who shruggs . ... . ... . ... . ...-.-... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Prowl:opens the door agian MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISFITS!
Misfits: . FINE BE LIKE THAT!! i'll be getting revenge on you in the morning anyway
Anyway This one is probibly extreamly stupid someone PLEASE tell me if it is I'll get rid of it. I'm seirous.
So anyway here it is, this can before or after Bluestreak moved into Misfits' Room. the nightmare one was a bit Impromptu. so it really doesn't matter.
No I don't really care about the drug facts of laxitives and how they work right now. the way I use them is more fun espeally the chibimade stuff. and yes the prank came from the chocolax from the Iron Giant. god I love that movie!
Also Sideswipe's lizard gets some spotlight in this one.
Why One Should Never Steal the Skates of a Chibi Master
"G'Morning Misfits." Bluestreak greeted as he trotted into the kitchen to start up Breckfast with Misfits.
"Morning Blue," Misfits repiled with a smile that almost looked impish,
Shrugging the smile, he added as he started looking for the waffle iron in a cabent under the counter, " Prowl's comming out early for that morning walk he took Hound up on,"
Misfits almost giggled but controlled herself, "Good I have coffie ready for him." she took Prowl's coffie cup out of a cabnet - it litterally had his name all over it in diffrent fonts that changed colors- and smiled mischiviously while putting a white powder in Prowl's Coffie along with the sugar. No cream.
Bluestreak noticed, "Misfits what was that?"
"What was what?"
"That stuff you put in Prowls coffie."
Misfits gave a blank look to the coffie.
"Um? Nothing? Alright i won't tell you cause of you abilty to blab. but try to keep this under your proverbial hat It's a prank on Prowl okay?"
"This is the grudge on the skates isn't it?"
"Yes."
Luckily the conversation on the cup of poisoned coffie ended as Prowl strolled in and sat down in the chair behind the counter on the other side of the kitchen. It was his usual morning perch. Misfits handed him his coffie,
"Thank you Misfits," he said,
"No problem Prowl," Misfits repiled grabing some flour out of the pantry.
Bluestreak had to turn away from Prowl to hide his own impish smile as he plugged in the waffle iron, while Prowl slowly drank his first cup of coffie and watched them prepare breckfast
\+ . /One Hour Later\ . +/
Prowl finished off his usual third cup of coffie and started on his second english muffin.
Everyone was up now and the kitchen,and dining room were buzzing with Autobots and one resident lizard Sideswipe had adopted as a mascot. Prowl was the only one to complian about it since it had the habit of climbing into his bed at night.
Misfits tapped Sideswipe on his shoulder,
he turned around with his plate of waffles swiming in maple syrup His lizard eyed them with hunger, "Whats up Misfits?"
"The grudge is complete."
Sideswipe looked over at Prowl who was chatting with Hound about the bike path. His lizard slowly made it's way down his arm to the waffles
"Alright this better be good," he said while walking to the kitchen table with his food. he sat down next to his brother on the bench of the kitchen table with a thud.
Sunstreaker gave him, his pet lizard and his choice of breckfast a look of disgust.
"Laxitives." Misfits stated plainly moving out of the way as Sideswipe snorted and squrited the milk he had been drinking on his brother.
It was a while after the arguement the twins had before Sideswipe calmed down enough to speak.
"How'd you do it?" he asked sniffing up whatever kind of phlem had formed from the milk in his nose. and taking his lizard away from the waffles, "Sorry man those are MY waffles. Leggo my eggos!" he said to it.
"I put enough in his coffie to keep him in the bathroom all day long."
Sideswipe shoved some of his waffle in his mouth to muffle out the laughter, "woo are incredibblee evifill."
"I know that don't state the obvious. and what made is worse is the bike path. think of the wonderful results! Can you say Prowl is offically canned?"
"Yeah, look there he goes!" Sideswipe pointed to the said former tactican as he made his way to the nearest bathroom.
"Muhahahahahahahaha! That was a bit faster than i expected, he should have been out on the bike path, but whatever this works too. my Prank works! "
Hound looked over at Misfits while he cut the top off his blueberry muffin and ate it leaving the rest for some other purpose.Which was Bluestreak using them to feel the Squrriels and birds in Misfits's backyard, "What Prank?"
Misfits gave the tracker her shifty eyes, "I put laxitives in Prowls coffie. He'll be in there all day."
Hound looked a bit crestfallen, "but what about the bikepath?"
"There'll be other chances."
The realization dawned on Hound, " This is your grudge isn't it?"
"Yes, yes it was. And I'm going to be damned though if for some odd unexplainable reason Prowl's immune to Laxitives. That was Chibi imade stuff you know,"
"Yeah really," Sideswipe went on with his waffles shoving about half of one in his mouth and made Sunstreaker nearly gag. the lizard made it's way to a tiny coffie cup of water Sideswipe had found in one of those gumball machines. looking longingly at his owners waffles
Prowl emerged from the bathroom and made it halfway back to Hound before turning right back around.
Misfits fell off the bench giggling. Hound shook his head and headed out to the bike path, "If he ever does get out tell him I'm on the path."
"Right-O," Misfits giggled at Prowl's pain
\+ . /Three hours and a Half Later\ . +/
I am going to die, as a human, on a toliet. Story of my life. Prowl thought giving the thought a irritated groan, wishing he had a wall to smack his head agianst. The countertop next to him was too sharp to.
He supposed it was probibly just a serious case of diarrhea and it would go away the next day or hopefully in the next few hours.
Prowl heard Misfits knock on the bathroom door, "Prowl are you feeling okay? You've been in there all day."
At least someone was showing some concern, "No, i'm not feeling well at all Misfits, It seems I have diarrhea." he replied wincing.
Misfits giggled in her stomach but actually felt a little bad for Prowl.
But it had to be done if she wanted her skates from a Stubborn guy like Prowl, "Want me to go out for some meds?"
Prowl hesitated, but the pain in his bowels said otherwise, "If it wouldn't be any trouble. Thank you," he grunted.
Misfits headed into the living room, the Twins were lounging on the couch, Sideswipe sitting upside down with his legs up in the air and his head in a funny position on the Floor as they watched Comedy Central, "Anyone wanna go out with?"
Sideswipe looked over at her, he had his Lizard on his knee shedding it's skin. he helped it along by pulling some of the skin off, "Where ya goin'?"
"To got get Prowl some meds," She winked at him mischiviously.
"I'll go," Bluestreak said comming back in from feeding the squirrels - Chip, Dale and Foamy- the muffin bottoms Hound and the other Autobots left.
"Oh SURE I would LOVE to go!" Sideswipe squrimed his way out of the funny postion he had on the couch his lizard moved to his shoulder flaking off some dead skin, "how long we gonna be out?"
"we're gonna try and shoot for two hours. that stuff I gave him lasts a good two hours for each table spoon" Misfits said
"excuse?"
"Extreame traffic, and maybe a trip to the pet shop"
"Nice my nameless Lizard could use a home,"
"I love being evil sometimes but Prowl sounded like he was crying, so I'm gonna get him a book. Perhaps."
"think he'll give you your skates back?"
"Nope,"
"So we grab some meds go to the petshop for a while and just migle around?"
"Yep."
"Sweet."
\+ . /Two Hours and a Half Later\ . +/
Prowl ran through two senarios of what could possibly happen to him with his battlecomputorless brain and they were either A: fall of the toliet in pain. or B die of pain.
he had to rule out both. It was ridiculus. it was annoying. and he wished he still had his battlecomputor.
Suddenly rather to Prowls displeasure Sideswipe's lizard towed in a tiny cup of peptobismol with a rubber band tied to his tummy. Prowl sighed and hesitantly took the tiny cup, the lizard watched him.
"Thank you." Prowl said to it and even more hesitently patted the lizard on its head. it left Prowl after.
\+ . /Two mintues later\ . +/
Prowl emerged from this little prison feeling slightly better than before and sat down on the loveseat . Sideswipe snigger and was already back into his funny upside down sitting postion with his lizard watching comedy central. Prowl wondered why Sideswipe's neck wasn't broken.
"Hey Prowl catch!" Misfits threw Prowl a package wrapped in brown paper and string. and a card that said " Get well soon"
A color Prowl would rather not see for a while. but nonetheless he was surprized at Misfits unexpected kindness.
"Why thank you Misfits," Prowl said.
Misfits giggled loudly with Sideswipe and Bluestreak, "Oh no, please don't thank me 'till you read the card," she started making her getaway.
Prowl blinked and first opened the package and found a book he'd been wanting to read for quite sometime opened the get well card
Prowl,
The grunge is done
Sorry Prowl.
P.S. I Put Chibi Made Laxitives in your coffie.
Prowl blinked once agian and regsitered what it said.
"Your welcome" Misfits patted the former tacticans shoudler before running away..
Prowl Glared at Sideswipes lizard, " I loath you with a great intensity"
"Thats nice Prowl But Misfits isn't here."
Prowl groaned.
"Are you going to give Misfits her skates back?" Bluestreak asked
"I should Be fore she decides to poison my coffie agian."
So yeah, there it is. sorry if it's stupid