CHAPTER 11

Gold and Emerald had ran as far as they could from Ruby. Their trek of cowardice had lead them to the outskirts of Petalburg City.

"EMERALD!" Gold shouted in her ear.

"OW! STOP-A SHOUTING! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DEAF!? I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!" She grabbed her in pain. "What-a the hell do you want?"

"I may not know anything about Hoenn pokemon but I know strong pokemon when I see them! Why didn't you fight that freak?"

"He-a sprouted laser cannons from his testicles! Why the fuck do you think I ran? And what about you?"

"What about me?" Gold said jadedly. This was quickly turning into an argument.

"You ran before me and you're calling me a coward? Where-a I come from, men are supposed to be leaders! You're a bigger pussy then the one between my thighs!" Gold struggled for a comeback.

"Well... uh... you talk weird!"

"I have-a my people's accent. But I can learn to not talk like this. YOU HOWEVER ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE A PUSSY!"

"I-uh-I-WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

"MY MOM'S DEAD YOU-A ASSHOLE!" Gold was just dealt the ultimate comeback to a 'I fucked your mom last night' joke. This unfortunately for Emerald was true. "Ever-a since I met you, you've been a complete jerk to me!"

"Well, maybe if you just weren't so sensitive all the time then everything I say won't offend you!" Emerald was fed up with Gold and walked on ahead of him towards the next route. "So you're just gonna walk away and expect me to chase after you again? Hell no! You're the one who's gonna chase after me! DAMN!"

Scott (from a couple chapters back) was given a message by the feminists to give to Gold. He saw Gold running by before and followed him. He waited until Gold and Emerald stopped fighting to talk to him.

"Are you Silver's stupid older brother?"

"I'M NOT STUPID!"

"Are you his brother or not?"

"Yes I am. Now what do you want?"

"Your brother has been abducted by feminists and sent to Rustboro City. If you ever want to see him again, I suggest you go little dude," Scott said before taking off again.

"Silver's been abducted by feminists? Oh snap! Emerald! I need your help! WE'RE GOING ON A RESCUE MISSION!"

STORY CHANGE: SAPPHIRE STORIES

Sapphire and Terry also ran for their lives. They had charged into the first the building they saw: the local gym. But this was much different then in the games. Norman immediately pushed Terry into a chair that looked like a black dentist's chair.

"Any requests before I rip your eyes out kid?"

"MABUYAMANAKA!" Terry screamed in his native language. It roughly translates to 'HOLY CRAP'.

"Um, excuse me?" Sapphire said tapping Norman on the shoulder. "You need to consult with me before ripping the eyes out of my property, sir," Sapphire said without fear of this maniac.

"Property? Don't me-a and Ruby mean anything to you?" Terry asked.

"Not really. Now what do you want with Terry's eyes?" She asked.

"That's a good question. I need them for my daughter. Uh... let me explain," he added seeing the confused look on their faces. "Let me introduce my daughter: Marie Antoinette von Chico (tee hee)!" A little girl carrying a Banette on her shoulders suddenly teleported in front of them. Everything about her was pale. Her skin, her dress, everything. Sapphire looked into her eyes and saw that they were pearly gray. She was blind. What was even more disturbing was that her Banette tracked every little movement with its own eyes, as if it was seeing for her... Banette tapped her on the top of the head to tell her to turn to her father and Terry.

"Daddy! Stop trying to take people's eyes! I don't need them!" She grabbed Terry by the hand and led him to one of the back rooms.

"Damn... I don't understand it!" Norman cursed. "She knows I can give her sight back so why does she insist on being blind for the rest of her life?"

"Damn! This is called Sapphire Stories! How come we're doing chapters about blind girls (who will eventually join the good guy team) instead of me!? I'M THE FRIGGGIN MAIN CHARACTER!" Sapphire could care less about Norman's problems. "That's it! I'm quitting the story until there's more stuff about me! CHAPPIE ENDS HERE BITCHES! AND RTJ, YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD NEXT CHAPTER!

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Oh snap! I hope she was just kidding about that quitting part... Then there will be no story, thus ending my only hobby besides video games and masturbation! And didn't I tell you I'm a tricky bastard? But I'm gonna have to write short chapters until I find the time to write big ones. I'M RICH BITCH! ... In ideas... not money...