Hehehe Chapter 11!

Zaraki Kenpachi- The zanpacto

Kenpachi was mad, very, very mad. He was so mad that it could barely be described as 'mad'. The reason for his anger?

Simple, someone or something was pulling pranks on him. I don't mean the little egg-your-house pranks, but these were big ones.

Just yesterday Kenpachi had woken up to see his entire room plastered with pink wallpaper that was permanent. The day before that someone had stolen all of his bells so all he had was regular spikes and not bell spikes.

However, this morning was the worst of all. Someone had kidnapped Yachiru, his little Yachiru. He had always thought that she was able to take care of herself, but this made him worry.

She wasn't weak so that made him worry even more. He paced around his pink wallpapered room and thought. Then it hit him, he was Zaraki Kenpachi and he did not think!

So, he grabbed his zanpacto and ran out of his room in search of Yachiru. He would look everywhere and he would definitely find her.

With Yachiru...

Yachiru giggled happily, her kidnapper was very funny. She had a great sense of humour and she had tonnes of candy.

Yachiru took another bite and then began to recall the events that led to this. She had been in her room sleeping when suddenly a woman walked in her room and plainly stated that she was a kidnapper.

Then the woman said that she had tonnes of candy and Yachiru followed her gladly. After that the woman led her outside and opened a portal that led to a beautiful, peaceful meadow with a huge pile of candy in the middle.

This was where Yachiru and the woman were now and Yachiru couldn't be happier. She cast a sideways glance at the woman, who had shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, and she wore a summer outfit.

Yachiru grabbed a lollipop and jumped over to the woman. She smiled at Yachiru and then she said, "Yachiru, do you want to play a game?"

Yachiru eagerly agreed and they began to play tag in the peaceful meadow.

With Kenpachi...

This was totally not working. At first when he had begun looking for Yachiru he felt all excited and ready for battle, but now he was getting more and more tense by the minute.

It was mid afternoon and he still had not found Yachiru. That could have something to do with the fact that he had no idea how to detect spiritual pressure, but he would never admit that out loud.

Finally, he swallowed his pride and asked one of his squad members to find her. He looked and looked for her spiritual pressure but he found nothing. Kenpachi nearly killed him for it, but then just left when he realized it wasn't his fault.

Now that Kenpachi was officially out of ideas he just sat in his room watching TV. This was not his TV, but on his last trip to the real world he stole it and brought it here.

He was currently watching CSI: Miami and right now there was one person dead and another kidnapped. He continued to watch with interest; maybe this show would tell him the answer to how he could save Yachiru.

With Yachiru...

Unknown to him Yachiru did not need any saving, hell she was fine if no one found her ever again. This place was her definition of heaven, and she was not leaving any time soon.

As she finished another pie she said between bites, "Is this heaven pretty lady?" Pretty lady was the name she had given to her kidnapper who replied, "No, this is Kenpachi's mind."

Now, surprisingly Yachiru was a pretty bright child and she was able to piece a couple of things together. The only was this could possible be Kenpachi's head would be if pretty lady was Kenpachi's zanpacto.

When Yachiru realized this she jumped up and yelled, "Pretty lady is Kenpachi's zanpacto!"

The woman shook her head and said, "No, I was Kenpachi's zanpacto, now I'm just..." She trailed off and looked down sadly.

Yachiru didn't like to see anyone sad so she sat down beside the woman and cheerfully asked, "What's your name?" The woman seemed to frown a bit when she said, "I don't have one, it's been so long since I knew it. Since Kenpachi never said it I forgot it."

Yachiru nodded and began to think, she had to find a way to bring pretty lady and Kenpachi together. In Yachiru's mind that would make both of them very happy.

Then Yachiru said, "Can we go see Ken-chan? He needs me to remind him not to kill anyone from other people's squads!" The woman made a small smile and then said, "Sure why not? I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees me."

With Kenpachi...

Kenpachi was eagerly watching CSI: Miami to see how the kidnapped person would be saved. However, at the end of the show the kidnapper killed everyone in the building, including the person he kidnapped.

This made Kenpachi extremely depressed and he just sat on his couch quietly. Now there was no hope, Yachiru was going to get shot with something called a 'gun'.

He had no idea what it was but it didn't seem nice. Suddenly, he heard a happy laugh coming from the window. He got up and walked over to the window, but he was completely shocked to see Yachiru sitting on the shoulder of a woman.

She had shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, and she wore summer clothing. Kenpachi gave them both a confused look and said, "Who are you and what are you doing with Yachiru?"

The woman gave him a smirk and then said, "I am Yachiru's kidnapper, and I will giver her back to you if you can answer this one simple question."

Kenpachi frowned and then said, "I have no time for your silly games, give me Yachiru."

Now Yachiru giggled and then said, "You have to answer the question or I won't go with you!"

Kenpachi scowled and then the woman said, "Tell me my name and I will give you Yachiru."

He stared at her in shock, how was he supposed to know this strangers name? He had never seen her before in his life, but yet she seemed familiar. Kenpachi closed his eyes and began to think, where had he seen this woman before?

The woman looked at Kenpachi steadily; he had to know her name. He was her owner; he had to know what her name was.

Although she had no idea what her name was she was sure she would recognize it when she heard it. Kenpachi looked like he was in deep concentration, which was a very strange look on him considering the fact that he rarely thought.

Suddenly, his eyes snapped open and he yelled, "Kagamine Tsuyowa!" She stared at him in shock as she felt something in her soul stir.

Then she felt herself being pulled forward and she watched Kenpachi's shocked expression as she burst into flame. This felt familiar, this must he her power.

She opened her mouth and whispered, "Kenpachi, I am your zanpacto."

With that ends the little book of crack, bleach style! Thank you all for reading and if you liked it I also have a Naruto and Inuyasha book of crack up! I also have the Akatsuki's!

Thoughts?