Alex
"Wake the fuck up!" I heard someone in my head (Wha?) yell. 'Who are you?' I thought out loud but still in my head because I knew I wasn't awake yet.
'I'm the inner you.' The voice answered happily, 'Oh Jashin, you mean that weird voice Lyra has in her head is in mine now too?' I asked, upset and shocked at the same time.
'Yup, but hey, don't talk bad about my sister like that or I'll kick your ass from the inside instead of out.' She threatened.
'Come on Alexy, you are suppose to be telling her what she needs to know- not trying to kill her for insulting people.' Another voice said, 'Oh great, now, who are you?' I asked the voice, 'The one who is here to save you from the Leaf.' It answered, 'That didn't answer my question, bitch.' I heard the voice sigh, 'Aleyara, Queen of Rhiria.' Aleyara answered, 'My greatest apologies your highness.' I thought in a mocking tone, 'Hey, I wouldn't get smart with her if I was you.' Alexy told me, coming back into the conversation, 'Fuck you Alexy.' I said, now ignoring both of them.
"Wake up girl." Someone ordered, hitting me upside the head, rather harshly too. I slowly opened my eyes and looked above me since the dude in front of me was freakin' tall, and I was tied to a chair.
"What the fuck do you want Ibiki? And why the fuck am I tied to a fucking chair- I haven't even done anything yet!" I yelled, turning away from him. I heard the door open. "If the prisoner is awake, Tsunade-sama wants to see her." Someone who I didn't know informed.
Ibiki cut the ropes to the chair, letting me go, though he stayed very close to me. 'If I was you- I'd put a spell on your backpack so they won't be able to touch it.' Alexy suggested as I grabbed my bag off the wall it was hanging on. That was a good idea, so I decided to do it, "Niemand berührt mich aber meine Tasche, und die Akatsuki."(1) I mumbled under my breath, so Ibiki couldn't hear it.
"Give me your bag, you're not allowed to have it, there could be weapons in there." He demanded, reaching for it. I smirked and tossed it to him, and after a few seconds of holding it he dropped it on the floor, rubbing his now-slightly charred hand like I had expected.
He let me pick up my bag once again before pushing me out the door, "Rude much." I commented, pushing away from him and making my way to Tsunade's office 'cause I pretty much know my way around this tower like the back of my hand, don't ask how- but I do...
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Ugh, it's because of the research I did when I was fangirling on Earth, happy?
I walked into the room without bothering to knock on the door first, "Why the hell am I here?" I asked, walking right up to her desk, "Who said you could just walk into my office like that?" She wondered, rather pissed, looking up at me. I stayed silent.
"Answer me girl." She growled once I didn't give her an answer right away, "You don't scare me Tsunade." I stated boredly, "What I want to know is why you kidnapped me for no reason and hurt my Bitch." I wondered, completely pissed off, she calmed down a little.
"We have our reasons, but why would you want to be with a criminal organization like that anyway?" I stared at her blankly, like she was absolutely dumb, "They're my weird yet awesome family, I mean- yeah I've only been there for about a week but they will come and get me, I mean Konan and Leader are like my parents now, so I don't think they'll be too happy when they find out..." I answered, "Especially Konan." Adding this on as an afterthought, I smirked cockily at her.
She look at me before glancing at Shizune, who by the way I was just noticing in the room, she ran out of the room after a few minutes. I laughed when Tsunade looked at me, "What you going to do, get one of the Leaf ninja to keep an eye on me? Or to perhaps question me? Either way I don't care." I laughed at her again, which made her frown deeper.
Soon after I stopped laughing Shizune came back in along with team... Asuma? Aw damn...
"So, not to be mean or anything but I don't want them to be with me, I wanna see Naruto." I told Tsunade, pouting. But I brightened up and grinned at Shika. "But on the other hand, I love you Shikamaru." I blew him a kiss, which creeped both him and Ino out- haha -Choji on the other hand was too busy stuffing his face with a bag of chips.
"Lady Tsunade, who is this?" Asuma asked her, also frowning at me, "I'm not even sure, I never got her name." I heard what she said and snapped back round to glare at her, "Hold on, you gotta be kidding right? You fucking kidnap me and don't even know my name? I call bullshit!" I said loudly, surprising the team with my outburst.
"Will you be quiet and stop being rude! Now, just tell us your name?" Tsunade ordered, rubbing her forehead. I folded my arms across my chest, "Alex, my fucking name is Alex." I gritted out angrily.
"Well, Alex, glad to meet you- I hope we can be good friends!" Ino chirped happily, causing me to gag on the inside, 'Hey! Don't do that, it's gross.' Alexy whined- oops, I forgot she were up there.
Ino dragged me out of Tsunade's office, leaving the others behind. I tried to get out of her grasp, but until I whined to her, she wouldn't. "Let go of me!" I growled, pulling away.
"Um, Ok? What's wrong with you?" Ino asked in her snobby voice, "What's wrong with me? How about the fact that I didn't come here by choice and was brought here against my will? Yeah- let's go with that!" I snarled at her, "Ok, I get that you're upset, but there's nothing you can do about it." My mood did a total flip at her words, and I smirked at her, "Ok, we'll see about that." I answered as we continued to walk to an unknown destination.
'Hey Alexy, got a question, you said Lyra's inner was your sister, right?' I wondered mentally, 'Yeah, why?' She wondered in response, 'Do inners have a way to talk to each other?' Another mental reply, 'Yes. Once again, why?' I can't believe she couldn't see where I was getting at! 'Because I want you to contact her at some point in time- let's say, oh I don't know, NOW? So tell them to come and get me damnit.' I said to her. 'Actually, right now, I think they have their hands full with other things, but know that they are trying to come and get you, they just have to figure stuff out.' Aleyara said, 'I don't care, contact Lyra, Alexy.' I told her.
"HEY!" Ino screamed, waving her hand in my face, causing me to smack it away. "Don't do that again." I said seriously.
She just scoffed at me, "You really need to get over yourself." Ino said to me, 'She did not just say that to me.' I internally growled, 'Yes she did.' Alexy replied, snickering.
I cocked my head to the side and frowned dangerously, "And you know what Ino?" She smiled at me and answered, "Yeah?" I lunged at her and pushed her against the wall. "You need to get out of my face and stay the hell out of my way before I hurt you for real." I growled, causing my chakra to move around me.
Ino backed away from me, eyes widening in shock as the chakra manifested into actual sight. "Ok- I'll leave you alone, but I'm telling Lady Tsunade about this!" She yelped, running away and leaving me alone in the middle of the road. 'Haha! We win, bitch!' Alexy said, cheering.
I laughed, 'You know what? I'm starting to like you.' I told her, 'Well, glad to hear it, I'm starting to like you too!' Alexy replied.
Seriously though, I just want my fucking Itachi to come here and give me a damn hug.
(1) Nobody touches my bag but me and the Akatsuki.