I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATENESS THAT HALTH APPEARED IN THEE! Honestly I have no excuses. I kept reminding myself to update and always ended up forgetting in the end. But holy. Crap. 79 reviews….. oh my gosh this is a dream come true. I'm kinda tired so this might end up a hot mess, but let's just see how this goes. By the way it took me FOREVER to think about what should happen, how things should happen, how I should portray Radar and his personalities, it was just a mess. Unfortunately I'm an over thinker, yet I am not a perfectionist so if this turns out really confusing or weird, my condolences in advance.
Me: Hey! Wall-e you get your own chapter now!
Radar: uhhhhhhh…what…
Me: YEAH! Which means you should do the disclaimer!
Radar: uh… no.
Me: Don't start being feisty young man.
Radar: It's not my fault that you store-
Me: *puts hand over Radar's mouth* Remember boy. Snitches Get Stitches! ^.^
Everyone: O_O uhhhhhhhhhh
Winchester: How about I make a deal with you. I'll do the disclaimers for the rest of the chapters if you agree to let us out when you do.
Klinger: And also you really should stop making chapte- *gets tackled by everyone*
Hawkeye: You idiot! If she stops making chapters we have to go back to the M*A*S*H 4077th!
Me: Alright Winny, but sometimes I might request that others do the disclaimer, if they agree is that breaking the deal?
Winchester: no.
Me: Alright it is settled then. And I'm sorry boys as much as I'd like this story to continue forever all stories must come to an end. But that does not mean I'll stop soon. I plan to get this story going for about twenty chapters at the least, but time will tell.
Winchester: alright then. Otaku With Cats does not own anything you see here including the 50% OFF reference she put in this disclaimer.
Me: BTW IMPORTANT MESSAGE. IF YOU GUESS THE REFERENCE CORRECTLY THEN I WILL PUT WHATEVER THING YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS STORY IN IT, AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INTERFER WITH THE PLOT, HURT MY PLANS, AND. IS. RATED. T. THANK YOU!
Chapter 11 (holy crap)
Radar's P.O.V
Oh golly! Wow, I'll have to tell ma' that one when I get back! I had just finished talking to Klinger about how Sally is in my perspective when he suddenly said that 'Sally for sure would look good in purple, I bet I could make her a dress with floral prints with these flowers.' I'm not quite sure if it was meant as a joke, but the thought of Sally in a purple calla lily dress put me over the edge. I was knocked out of my amusement when Klinger suddenly spoke up.
"Hey everyone! Hope surgery wasn't too bad." He said in a cheerful tone, obviously happy at my amusement. The group that had appeared started over to where Klinger and I were currently seated.
"Radar?" asked Hawkeye.
"Yes, don't worry it's just me." I said after looking at Hawkeye's….. happy face? In fact everyone looks happy, I wonder what brought that on. Everyone is usually half-awake and really grumpy after surgery, that's understandable of course.
"Winchester how did you even find a place like this?" Asked an obviously intrigued, Dr. Freedman.
"Well you see, since we've been at this certain location for a rather long time now, I graciously found some villagers that made cloth and sewing thread, so that Max over here could finally make a dress he was thinking of." Winchester replied with a hmph. I looked towards Klinger, he looked at Major Winchester with a…. look that said 'don't lie?' no that can't be it… Klinger never lets people call him Max so he wouldn't be looking at Major Winchester that way if he trusted him that much….. would he? I don't know, ma' always told me that I'm not the best at 'reading the mood' so she called it.
"I hate to interrupt this little 'reunion' but I'm afraid Radar, I must bring you back to ask you some questions, but I assure you no matter how personal or unimportant they may seem, they will take a huge role in your 'recovery'." Stated Dr. Freedman.
"Alright." I reply as we walk back to camp of course all of my personalities have woken up and started speaking again.
"I don't trust him."
"Honey, you don't trust anyone. Radar listen to me, I think this fellow is quite trustworthy. Albeit a little unattractive, but I can work with that." We went on and on throughout this argument for a long time, then suddenly we reached our destination and the voices went silent.
"Now Radar, do you want them in here or not?" Dr. Freedman asked as he gestured to the group.
"Ummmm… how personal are the questions going to be?" I'm a bit worried, I don't want them stressing over me anymore than they have, especially with everything they have to see every day.
"Pretty personal, I will mostly ask you to describe how you see your other personalities, then I will most likely get Walter out and ask him to re-live some things if you will." This doesn't sound good.
"Gee…. I think it'd be better if they stayed out here."
"Alright unfortunately since I'm going to get Walter out I need you to choose between Nurse Kellye and Major Houlihan to join us." Oh golly, this is tough…. What do you think guys?
"Well, I MUCH prefer that Margaret woman." Alright and you Christopher?
"I like the nurse, she seems like she'd keep quiet." Oh jeez, I knew it would come to this. Walter since you are going to be the one spending time with whoever stays the most, how about you choose.
"Well ummm…. I like Ms. Kellye, and she's very nice. But I ummm….. I think that um…. Well….. Margaret." Alright then it's settled. I turn towards Dr. Freedman to give him my final answer.
"Walter would much rather have Major Houlihan with him."
"Alright then, Major." He said as he guided us through those doors. Gee, ma' what have I gotten myself into?
That concludes chapter 11~! I'm pretty happy how this turned out and I'm already making what should happen next up in my brain. By the way, I searched Google for like fifteen minutes trying to find the shortened version of Major to no avail. Anyways enough of that.
REVIEW TIME!
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Hetalia4ever – Oh no that's not part of it at all! Actually my sister isn't even old enough to go to college but is taking college courses! And I'm skipping grades so that I can go to highschool early, I just have awful grammar skills. And thank you!
SomeonesGonnaDie (dat username tho.) – Oh that's awful! I'm sure he's had enough pity though. Those medications can have awful side affects, I hope he's doing well. And I understand totally, I have a few friends who have life changing disorders/illnesses and they're alright with me asking questions. Of course I ask if it's alright if I do since I don't want to bother them with questions they must have answered a thousand times. And I'm glad you like this story so much! And no problem I ramble… a lot.
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ShineLikeAStar – Yeah I know right! The image that pops in my head is Radar and Klinger surrounded by daisies and sunflowers and an assortment of different kinds of flowers and wild life, with a flower crown on Radar's head as he's making on for Klinger and they're laughing.
CM obsessed girl – Lol yeah. I'm pretty sure that the CM in your name stands for Criminal Minds. I'm pretty sure I'll watch it. I'm probably gonna finish The Devil is a part-timer and Inuyasha first though.
Happiness Awaits – Lol. Of course my dear partner, he will deserve everything he gets. And of course not! We're just throwing away drywall into a dumpster. And I hope this chapter reached your standards!
Happy Frenchfry – Thank you! The only people I think I can write well are Sidney, Winny, and maybe Radar. Yeah same here.
WinterFrost15 – I hope you don't mind that I sort of stole your idea! I'm planning to make that a running joke throughout this story, like subtle advice for fashion here and there. If that's not okay with you I'll totally forget it and not add it in. And thank you! I discussed how you said that that line made you laugh, my sister apparently thought it was funny as well, so did my mother. I never considered it to be funny, now that I think about it though, I guess it kind of is. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SEES WHAT I SEE! I tell people that Winny is one of my favorite characters but they all say 'He's so rude and arrogant and ugh' and I'm like 'whaaaaaa?!'Although he did kinda make me mad in the beginning but that was before he showed any signs of a compassionate side at all. And thank you! I hope you liked this chapter!
Bob Story Builder – Thank you! And yeah, I tend to write better the characters I like the most, since I don't really like Hunnicutt and Hawkeye that much they're WAY OOC.