A/N- I'm really glad that you guys (and girls) are enjoying my story. I have gone quite far since the beginning of this story. 10 chapters going on 11…and we've only gone through a couple of days of Hogwarts…joy. Anyway, enjoy!
teen13-I thought you knew me better than that...anyway check out my new story Yaoi One-Shots...me and Cassandra works on them.
Mizuki hikari- Sorry bout that...I'll try to go slower next time kay?
Chapter 11-
"Now put away your wands children, we won't be needing them." The toad Professor (metaphorically speaking of course) said, pacing in the front of the room.
"Not need wands? This is a defense class that uses wands!" Harry cried out.
"Defense? Why would you need that? Whoever would you have to defend against?" She answered sweetly, staring in Harry's green eyes.
"Oh, I dunno, maybe Lord Voldemort." Silence stretched within the room as the students glanced between Harry's and Umbridge's gazes.
"Now why ever would you lie? He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has not come back. Students, ignore what this boy says. All that comes out of his mouth are lies."
Fury radiated from Harry's eyes.
"So Cedric just up and died by himself then?" Ed sat up at attention at Harry's words. "I watched Voldemort kill him. I was there."
Ed glanced from Umbridge to Harry. He was going to have to stop this before it became ugly…or maybe he should just help Harry insult the annoying bitch.
"Quit the lies!" She shouted. Umbridge's eyes slightly bulged as she said these words.
Ed sighed as he stood up, leaning against the table behind him.
"I'm pretty sure that you teach magic at a school for magic. Doesn't that mean you use your wands?"
Naruto and Neji glanced at each other before looking back at Ed, watching the blonde's moves.
Sasuke sighed nonchalantly and leaned back in the chair. Even though his disposition was careless, he was carefully examining Ed's actions.
"Detention! Both of you!" The woman growled. "Tonight at 8." She then smiled at the rest of the class. "Now open your books to the first page."
"That bitch!" Ron growled to Hermione and Harry when they finally left the DADA room. "At this rate, we won't be able to defend ourselves against You-Know-Who!"
"I know…something's got to be done." Harry added. When Hermione didn't say anything, the two of them glanced at her.
"It's wrong that two guys should…well, you know! Two guys shouldn't-"
"Two guys shouldn't what, Granger?" Sasuke said, stopping next to them with Naruto.
The two ninjas looked quite furious.
"It seems like she has a problem with we "homos" Sasuke." Ed smirked, leaning against him, an arm on the black haired teenager's shoulder.
Hermione glared hatefully at Ed as Sasuke and Naruto exchanged looks. They found out something new about the blonde.
"Yes. I do. I saw you and Professor Mustang having sex in the classroom! It's indecent."
"Wait just a minute!" Naruto piped up. "You and Professor Mustang are together?" Ed turned to stare at the other blonde who was smiling.
"That is so awesome! How'd you land that?!" Naruto finished.
Ed blushed and looked away. "Don't ask…it wasn't easy."
"And you are not a virgin?"
Ed and Naruto jumped, flipping around to see Neji standing behind them.
"I-uh…I meant that, I mean that I was, but Hermione and them interrupted before we could go…far…" Ed trailed off.
Neji and Sasuke plainly stared at him as Naruto hooked an arm around Sasuke and Ed.
"Lighten up Ed! You'll get your chance tonight. Me and Sasuke will make sure no one…snoops."
"I'll help as well." Neji added. He looked at the group in obvious disdain. "It'll help pass the time."
Ed smiled and turned back to Hermione. His golden eyes were the pure manifestation of evil.
"See you at Dinner."
Ed then turned, stalking off back towards the Gryffindor common room…to Roy's room.
It was high time that Ed find out why he had so much free time with the sexy Fuhrer.
A/N- That was a bit fun to write. I told of 'Mione! Yay me!
Ed-That was more like me
Naruto- 0-0!!!! What about me?!
Sasuke- pft. Immature.
Me- IT WAS ME! NOW DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
Ed and Naruto- fine…
Okay, till next time!