Ok so I'm sorry but I do have a life! At least I like to pretend I do .
Vegeta: THAT'S NOT EXCUSE FOR YOUR SLACKING!
Me: oh what do you know? Mr. 'I'm the prince of all a whole 4 people'!
Vegeta: Watch it girl!
Me: What are you going to do?
(five minutes later)
Me: (sniffles in a corner)
Vegeta: daughteralucard does not own anything but Salem and the plot line. She barely owns that!
Me: jeez did you have to elaborate a simple I don't own dbz would be fine!
Vegeta: YOU DON'T GET TO TALK IN TIME OUT NOW FACE THE WALL!
Me: (grumbles)
Vegeta: what did I just say?!
Me: fine you ungreatful bastard.
Chapter after the last one
Salem hopped over to the sign in table. "How can that girl be so happy," asked Krillin.
"If my mother just dumped me on my father I wouldn't be that happy, I would be pretty upset," said Mirai.
"Yea but look at who your father is verses who her father is," said Yamcha.
"Wanna say that to my face," said Vegeta dangerously.
"Point taken," said Mirai.
Vegeta growled causing Mirai to take a step back.
The girl didn't seem bothered by this at all. Mirai, however, was very bothered. Was he ready to be a father? He was only sixteen! Then again, he had been around for a long time, he would be in his early 20's if he could age.
"Don't worry," said Vegeta in Saiyan so only Mirai could understand, "you will be fine."
"But what about when she turns my age," he responded in saiyan, "that is gonna be awkward."
"I'm sure it will be fine!"
"What is with you confiding in me all the sudden?"
"Cause I know what it is like to suddenly find out you have a kid."
"Yea but you didn't find out five or six years later," Mirai hissed.
"Don't let it bother you."
"Don't turn all paternal on my now," he said sarcastically.
"Watch your tong or you'll lose it," Vegeta growled. The girl came bouncing back. She smiled up at the boy who had named her.
"My mommy says you're my daddy. When she told my grandpa he was really shocked. He showed my a picture of you ya know!"
"Wow," said Mirai, "you like to talk. Well that's the rumor, or so I'm told."
"My grandpa taught me how to fight!"
"I guessed as much."
"How did you know I could fight!? Revile your sources!"
"Why else would you sign up for the tournament?"
"Grandpa Vegeta was right, you are clever." She smiled up and skipped off. Mirai lifted and eyebrow.
"Hey girl. Why aren't you bothered? Your mother just abandoned you with someone you don't even know."
"So," she said, "it's not the first time she has done it. That is how I met Vegeta, mommy dropped me off there and I stayed for a whole month! We thought she wasn't coming back."
"I guess she did?"
"Yea, but I don't like going home with mommy. She is always mad at me."
"Well I don't think mommy is coming back for you this time," said Mirai. She stopped her hopping and looked down at the ground.
"That's ok with me." She said it emotionless with hooded eyes. Everyone looked at the girl. She walked on slowly toward where the kids were getting ready. Suddenly she noticed her shoes were stuck! King Vegeta, who had been leading them, had noticed something odd about the pavement so had stopped, but failed to mention it to Salem. He smiled as he watched the girls struggle.
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Chibi and Goten snuck off not noticing Vegeta had seen them. "I have the perfect idea," said Trunks. Goten smiled, Trunks thought up the greatest plans!
He pulled out a capsule and uncapsuled it. Inside was a bunch of junk. Trunks dug threw the small box before he finally found what he was searching for. He smiled and held it up. Goten looked at the side and sounded out the words like his mother taught him.
"Soo-p-r gl-oooo SUPERGLUE!!!" Goten smiled at himself feeling smart.
"Yea, congrats," said Trunks, "now help me spread it all over this place."
"Okay Trunks!" He hopped up and grabbed a bottle and they both spread it everywere.
They hid behind a bush and laughed as a man stepped in it causing his shoes to be glued to the sidewalk. They both snickered behind there hands.
Tickets to see a tournament: 5 zeni
SUPERGLUE: 19 zeni
Watching poor citizens glue there own shoes on the sidewalk: priceless
They next saw a woman with a baby carriage. She managed to get her high heels and her push carriage thing stuck. She growled in frustration. Trunks and Goten tried not to laugh loudly but it was rather difficult.
Next they saw there own group walk by and the girl managed to get her shoes stuck. Buy now they had hold of there ribs trying not to cry as the girl struggled with no avail.
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Mirai watched the poor girl with no avail, what really puzzled him was the shoes and the push carriage just abandoned there. Vegeta heard the sound of snickering, Piccolo did to, as well as Mirai, Gohan, and Goku. Vegeta walked over to the bush and pulled the two culprits out by the backs of their shirts. Vegeta lifted an eyebrow.
"You couldn't do anybetter for a hiding place?" The two just looked at the scary prince. Vegeta put them both down and Mirai pulled Salem and her shoes out of the glue. He smelled it after he bent down to grab her shoes.
"SUPERGLUE huh? Well I guess we should walk around it," he said.
As the two funny guys began to walk away, Vegeta grabbed hold of chibi trunks and whispered in his ear that he wasn't getting away with the prank he just pulled, he would just have to wait until they got home. Chibi gulped, if there was one thing he feared in this universe it would be his father.
Who could blame him? THE MAN PUT ME IN A CORNER AND HE ISNT EVEN MY DAD! I was to scared to fight…so scared…T.T
(therapist appears in a leather chair) how does that make you feel DA?
So small….
(back to the story sorry)
Mirai put Salem down and the first thing she did was attack the two kids who trapped her. She shoved Trunks over, to his shock, and tackled Goten.
Mirai was trying to decide if he should let her go at it or stop her.
Vegeta was watching not really interested.
Goku was debating weither or not to save his youngest son.
Everyone else was waiting for someone else to make a move to stop the little psyco.
Finally Mirai grabbed the little girl clawing at the boy and lifted her up. Goten sat up scratched up and bleeding alittle.
"You're a pretty vicious little bitch aren'cha," asked Mirai.
Bulma smacked Mirai upside the head and scolded him for his language and 'verbal abuse' to his daughter. Mirai just rubbed the side of his head in pain and looked chastised.
"Do you really think I'm pretty," asked Salem, seemingly unaware of her father being chastised by his mother.
"Yea, I guess," he said, "you're not ugly that's for damn sure." Mirai smiled at the little girl and she smiled back. He put her down and tried to ignore the nasty looks he was getting from his mother.
"Vegeta do something," she hissed in his ear. He just nodded. Mirai and chibi were really working to get on his hit list today. He walked up to his oldest and signaled for him to fall behind.
"If your mother tells me to deal with you again I will, now, watch your language, particularly in front of those four kids, and quit pissing me off," he hissed. Mirai just nodded. As his father threatened to do something about it he felt his body tense up, that man was mean, and age meant nothing to him most of the time. While he did treat him a little more maturely then he did chibi, they were both punished at the same degree, and that was unpleasant.
Vegeta shoved him ahead and Mirai walked up next to Yamcha. "You aren't going to enter this year?"
"No," said Yamcha, "I'm a baseball player, I think my fighting days are over." Mirai just nodded. Three of the four kids went into that little house thingy next to the ring, Bulma, Chichi, and Yamcha went to their seats, Videl, Vegeta, King, Piccolo the Great Saiyaman, Mirai, Goku, Krillin, and 18 all stood up at the top were most of the older competitors waited for their drawing to begin.
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Trunks and Goten sat next to each other along the wall and Salem stood by herself on the other side. Goten watched her. He felt sorry for her, standing all by herself. He wanted to go over and talk to her.
"Hey Goten," said Trunks, catching the boys attention, "what would you do with half a million dollars?"
"I would by toys," said the clueless Goten excitedly, "what would you buy?"
"I don't know," he said in a board tone.
"I guess when you have the richest parents in the world you could have anything."
"Yea I guess."
"I wonder what that girl would want."
"What girl? Oh the girl that was dumped on Mirai? I don't know."
"Can we ask her?"
"Sure why not?"
"Hey," said a tall blond boy with an ugly mullet, "who are you two squirts?"
"I'm Goten and this is my friend Trunks."
"Oh really, well I'm Isuza and this is my brother." Isuza pointed to a shorter boy with an equally ugly mullet only his hair was brown. "We are both gonna beat you guys in the first round and make you cry home to your mama's!"
"You and your ugly mullet can kiss my ass and get lost," said Trunks.
"What was that kid!?" asked the enraged brother (What are there names for real anyway?)
"Come one little brother," said the older, "we will show them in the ring!'
"Yea, get ready to have the shit beatin outa you!"
"I don't know," came the girl from behind the two boys. Everyone looked at her. "You look so weak a stuffed bear could kick your ass. Then again you might turn them into stone cause you two are so ugly you cracked the bathroom mirror." The two boys turned around enraged.
"You can't hit her outside the ring," said Goten, who was now standing.
"Oh really," said the older one, "who says?"
"Cause it is against the rules and you shouldn't hit girls," said Goten. Salem couldn't believe it, someone was sticking up for her! She had often times stuck up for someone else but no one has ever returned the favor.
"So unless you want trouble," said Trunks, who was standing also, "I suggest you save it for the ring. That is if you even get a chance to face her. Only way that will happen is if I accidentally fall out of the ring."
"Why you," yelled the older one. The youngest put his hand on his brother's shoulder so and told him to save it. He grabbed his brother and lead him away.
"Thanks," said Goten to the girl. "We never caught your name."
"You didn't?"
"No," said Trunks, "we snuck away while they were arguing over it."
"Salem," she said. Goten felt a little fluttery in his stomach, Salem, what a weird name.
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The fighters stood up at the top waiting for the announcer guy (Well will call him Joey cause I think he looks like a Joey) to begin. "Hey Gohan," said Mirai, "who is this girl?"
"Oh," said Gohan, who forgot to introduce her, "this is my friend Videl Satan."
"Oh right," said Krillin, "you're Hercule Satan's daughter."
"Uh, yea," she said nodding.
"Just a friend huh," said Goku, lifting his eyebrows.
"HEY IT"S NOT LIKE THAT," Gohan shouted defensively.
"So is that a blush or sunburn," asked Goku.
"Well," said Mirai, "explains why you two spend so much time together.
"Yea well what about you and that Terry guy," hissed Gohan.
"What about him," asked Trunks in an 'I dare you' sort of way.
"You two spend a whole lot of time together."
"You're right, but you spend a lot of time with that girl Natali, remember the red head, and Erasa, that blond girl." Gohan was growing red with anger now, God he hated that guy!
"LAADIEESSSS AND GENNTALLLMENN," shouted Joey, "WE WOUD LIKE TO BEGIN THE JUNIOR DIVISION! BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR WORLD CHAMPION HERCULE!"
The naïve and stupid crowed went whiled at the sound of there fake champion. He walked into the ring making his stupid pose with two victory signs in the air and that ugly grin on his face (I'm not a Hercule fan).
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE ARE GOING TO WATCH A FILM ON WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE CELL GAMES AFTER THE CAMERAS WERE DISTROYED AND THEN WE WILL HAVE THE KIDS DIVISION! ONE LUCKY KID WHO IS THE CHAMPION WILL BE ABLE TO FACE ME, THE GREAT HERCULE, IN A MATCH!"
The crowed went whiled again. Mirai rested his head on his hand and his elbows on the railing. "As if there wasn't enough pride going around already," he grumbled. Unfortunately, the proud prince and king both heard him. King was not as self conscious as Prince was so he had let it go, it wasn't his job to do anything about the kid anyway.
"You had better be more careful what you say, Mirai, someone might get the wrong idea."
"No, dad, you were included. See if anyone has an ego larger then Hercule it is you." Vegeta's eye twitched. "But the difference is you have room to gloat, he doesn't."
"I'm going to ignore that," said Vegeta. King Vegeta just grinned there you go son, your catching on.
King wasn't going to enter the tournament, but he did love watching them. He would move down with the others later, in the mean time, he would spend time with his son and grandson.
Vegeta and Goku proceeded to tease poor Gohan and Videl while King turned his attention to Mirai.
"How are your voices treating you?"
"Horrible as ever," he said.
"I heard you two got yourselves arrested." Mirai shared the whole mockingbird story then the story about the disclaimer in the last chapter. King Vegeta bellowed out laughing. When Hercule was done with his long pointless speech about how great he was, he finally showed the video on a giant blimp.
It showed everyone but Hercule and Goku dead. Goku and Cell were fighting really cheap like. You could see the strings on the puppets. When he knocked Goku out of the ring with a cheesy punch to the face, Hercule stepped in. The man in the cell costume stepped on a button and made spikes come up out of the ground. The man in the ugly Hercule costume talked very robotic and had bad acting.
"Ha.ha.cell.I.will.not.be.beaten.by.your.puny.tricks." He then is shown running and almost tripping into cell and pushed him out against the rock and the 'Cell' died. He does his pose and says 'The.world.is.safe.once.again" and the video ended.
The stupid people in the crowed cheered loudly. Everyone else was just insulted. Trunks was half tempted to go blow the blip up half way through the video.
"Well," said Gokku, "at least I was entertained." He scratched his head cluelessly. Really, he was having the same urge as everyone else to kill the people who made that video, but that would be bad for his reputation, so he didn't.
"Okay, I'm just going to say what everyone else is thinking if I can avoid getting into trouble," said Mirai. Vegeta only looked at him and nodded, he could let it go this once.
"OMG THAT WAS SO LAME! NEPOLIAN DYNOMYTE WAS BETTER! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!" It then came to his attention that everyone was looking at him like he was nuts. He blushed and smiled nervously, "Um, go Hercule," he said with his fist in the air. Everyone cheered and began to chant 'GO HERCULE GO HERCULE'. Mirai sighed, nice save.
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Bulma looked up at the enraged son and watched as he cussed out the video. She had no idea what to do, she was embarrast, yet at the same time couldn't help but agree. She looked up at Vegeta who seemed to be ignoring it on purpose. He looked pretty angry though, not at Mirai, but at the video. She just sighed. She would let it slip this one time.
She smiled when Trunks made his save and chuckled a bit. The other two looked at her as if she had lost her mind. "What can I say, he has a point."
Chichi considered this for a moment and then nodded in agreement. Yamcha was just to stunned to think.
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This is a good place to stop. Haha hooray for radicals!
In the next chapter:
pride will be hurt, feelings destroyed, food consumed, kids beaten to a pulp, paint on a drywall will dry!