June 16th, 8:02AM

CourtneysOwner: SNIFF, S-S-SNI-FF-FF, SNIFF HIS STICK!

Ihatedodgeball: Oh my god, that is disgusting.

Darknessapproaches: Fabulous, that is my simple request

DestroyBridgette: No, not my wife!

Teardropsonmyguitar: YOUR WIFE? Uh, how about no!

IdontlikeDuncan: I...I think I ship Gweva...

CourtneysOwner: IT'S OKAY, PRINCESS! EMBRACE GWEVA! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

TheCodemiester: Now Gwen will never be the Belle to my Esmeralda!

PartyDude: Oh my god, the Gweva feels...

Eatitfool: Belle and Esmeralda never even met, FOO!

Numberonehost: CODY IS MINE, GWEN!

Ihatedodgeball: I do NOT support Pedophilia love! It is DISGUSTING!

Numberonehost: You're only mad because you're in love with Cody! But he's MINE.

Ihatedodgeball: I'm not in love with Cody!

Cashdevil: God, just admit it! I usually don't ship anyone, but I ship you and Cody together harder than that pedo and him!

CourtneysOwner: NOCO MUST HAPPEN! PLEASE! NOAH, OPEN UP YOUR HEAAAARRRTT! OPEN UP YOUR HEART! TO YOOOOOOURRR LOVE!

Sweetcheesecrackers: Did you just make up that song?

CourtneysOwner: I REGRET NOTHING.

Friendshipbracelet?: You know what? Let's embrace the gay love! Eva and Gwen forever! Cody and Noah forever! Praise!

Darknessapproaches: ...Who said me and Eva were together?

CourtneysOwner: SSSHH! YOU TWO WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL GAY BABIES!

PartyDude: Duncan! You know who we ship harder than Gweva?

CourtneysOwner: OH MY GOD YES! HEATHER AND LINDSAY!

Cashdevil: How about no.

Teardropsonmyguitar: But I thought Lindsay was mine!

Darknessapproaches: Oh, okay! I see how it is!

CourtneysOwner: SNIFF HIS STICK, GWEN! SEE IF HE MADE BACON WITH LINDSAY! SNIIIFFFF HHHHHIIIIIISSSSS STTTTTIIIIICCCCCKKKKK!

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10:23AM

Whiterapper: I JUST HAD SEX! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!

CourtneysOwner: OH YEAH? THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN MY OWN GAME, EZEKIEL? THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? HA!

Whiterapper: Come at me!

CourtneysOwner: I WILL! LIKE A BOSS! AND I'LL FLAME YOU! LIKE A BOSS! BECAUSE I AM BOSS!

Whiterapper: This isn't over.

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11:38AM

TheCodemiester: Hey, I went to the store!

IhateSadie/BetterthanKatie: Ooooh yeah!

TheCodemiester: And then I saw some hot chick!

IhateSadie/BetterthanKatie: Ooooh yeah!

TheCodemiester: So-so-so I went to the bathroom!

IhateSadie/BetterthanKatie: W-w-w-what did he do then?

TheCodemiester: And I pulled down my pants to go poop!

IhateSadie/BetterthanKatie: Oh yes he did!

TheCodemiester: AND THEN I SAW SOME BLOOD!

Cashdevil: What is WRONG with you?

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12:00PM

IdontlikeDuncan: For some reason, I'm scared of moths.

Darknessapproaches: I'm scared of the color pink.

Cashdevil: What is this, an intervention? Didn't we have the phobia challenge?

Chickensareevil: I'm scared of potatoes.

BoomBOOM: NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM!

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12:09PM

CourtneysOwner: O.M.G. DID YOU KNOW THAT SPIDERMAN WAS MOLESTED AS A CHILD? DID YOU?

Madskillz: ...Thank you for ruining my childhood.