'Sno Luck
Mokuba and Kaiba are totally stuck at a totally straight Yugi's house during a snow day… too bad they're both in love with different sides of him! mokubayugi, kaibayami,both one-sided. mentions of yugiteayami and Yugi-OOCness and evil toasters This is… odd, to say the least.
By Sour Schuyler
MUST DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY! Oh, by the way, Phoenix of the Sea—how did you feel when you discovered that diction is what a dictionary is made up of? It made me laugh when I read it. Glad I'm improving your vocabulary. ttSerenity, I not only own them, but I look for them, too, when they're lost, so I can listen to them specifically. It's a sad life.
Chapter 11: Destroying Kaiba
Kaiba walked into the kitchen. Many people agree that this is where he made his first mistake. Other people argue that it was when he decided to ask Yugi if he could have a snack. Others still argue that the first bad move he made that pertains to this particular event stems from the lack of breakfast he hadn't eaten all week. In any case, it was a bad, bad move.
Kaiba slipped on whipped cream and fell backwards, hitting his head rather severely against the polished wood floor.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" he howled. Yugi laughed. He glared at him. "Why you little imp!"
Yugi pouted (cutely). "I'm not little… I'm just vertically challenged! So sue---no, nevermind, that's not a good idea."
Kaiba glared. "You've got that right." He stood up. "Augh… This stuff is all over my trench coat…"
"What is, nii-sama?" said Yugi's perfervid admirer as he entered the room. Mokuba took one cursory look at his brother and broke down laughing. Kaiba glared.
"Mokuba, I contemn you to nunnery," he hissed.
". Nuns are strange," Yugi opined. Mokuba stuck his tounge out of his older brother. Kaiba lashed out at him, only to slip and fall on his knee. The low skirl that his throat emitted made him sound very undignified indeed.
Yugi smiled, watching Kaiba moan in pain. This was just the beginning. He felt a presence nagging at the back of his brain.
/Can I give you a suggestion/ the august, quondam Pharaoh inquired. Yugi nodded without saying anything. /I think you should play Gwen Stefani's 'Rich Girl' over and over and over until it gets annoying./
Yugi beamed. "That's a good idea!" he declared. Kaiba and Mokuba looked at him oddly, causing him to sweat drop. "Er, it's a good idea… the idea… I… got… all on my own."
/Liar./
"Oh shut up," Yugi quipped, "er… I mean I know that you were about to insult me………Kaibakun."
"Yeah," agreed Kaiba. Mokuba nodded.
"You're kind of weird," the younger brother said nasally. Yugi rolled his eyes.
"Oh, and you guys aren't. Hey, do you want to watch TV?"
Mokuba and Kaiba looked at each other. The shrugged.
"Sure," they said in unison. "Hey. Stop that! Hey! Stop copying me! You're the one whose copying me! No, you!"
Yugi sighed and held his head in the palm of his hand. This was going to be hard.