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Chapter 12 (good)

'Whats this for?' Ziva held up an object

'Breast pump' Ziva dropped it immediately, Tony laughted. They were at laymerz class, Ziva sitting on the floor, Tony bouncing around on the excise ball.

'Now who here, is going to breast feed' the instructer asked the class.

'Not me!' Ziva said quietly, most of the class raised their hand.

'what about you Zee-vah?' Tony muttered wickedly in her ear.

'Shut up!' She threw the plastic baby at him. Tony caught it and nursed it in a very good imation of a mother.

'Um…I'm not judging here, but males don't usally feed a baby like that' the instructer said. Ziva rolled around on the floor laughing till see cried.

'Okay MOMMY…Tony said still stung from her laughing at him.

'On your back'

'No! no way!'

'Um, hello you're the one with the kid inside you not me, on the floor'

'I hate you' Ziva mutterd as she lay down.

'Now don't say that, it might hurt my feelings' Tony said enjoying him self.

* * * *

'Nope, I'm not doing it'

'Doing what?'

'That' Ziva said as they sat on the floor watching the compossary birthing tape.

'You sort of have too'

'No I don't

'So what it's just going to in you' Tony said rolling his eyes

'Yeah' it was obviese the tape had worried Ziva.

'Sorry Zee, I don't think they make mommy shaped bullet proof vest'd yet'

'Ha ha' Ziva said sarcastically then struggled to up, Tony helped her to her feet then said loudly

'Oh no the monsters on the lose' for Ziva had now grown to a tromedess size and looked quite odd to Tony who had always thought of her in a very different way.

Ziva gave him a dirty look then woddled to the car.

* * * *

'Pink or blue?' Tony said holding up the two small baby out fits.

'Not pink!' Tony laughted. They were at the department store picking out a few more items they might need in the need few weels.

'Booty's?'

'What are booty's?'

'Beanie? Hat? Jumper? Blanket?'

'Ah!' Ziva dropped every thing and basically ran out of the shop.

Tony looked at all the things in his hands, put them down then went on the search for his pregnant room mate.

'Ziva?' He crept around the fountain, Ziva was bent over and hyper ventilating, head in her hands.

'Ziva?' he sat down next to her.

'I'm fine' she said firmly then got up and tried to look it.

'Sorry about that, I just can't deal with all that…stuff'

'Its ok' Tony said still sitting down.

'Um…' Ziva looked very uncomfortable

'What?'

'Either I just wet my self or my water just broke'

'What!' Tony jumped to his feet in alarm.

'But your early, you still have two weeks, and we don't have all the stuff, and your not ready, you still have too…'

'Shhh' Ziva pressed her finger to his lips.

'But…'

'Tony its time, come on' she took his trembing hand in her sprizingly calm hand and led him to the car.

* * * *

Tony rushed Ziva down the high way, while she called Jenny to let her know, who would no doublt run out of her office and yell out to the whole bullpen that the baby was on the way. As soon as Ziva hung up, the phone was reciving too many calls, from Abby, McGee, Gibbs and some agents she had never even talked to.

'Yes, its coming' 'Yep that's right' 'Jenny was right' she said over and over to each caller till Tony got so wound up he snatched the phone and threw it out the window.

'That was mine' Ziva said shocked

'I'll get you a better one'

'Not pink' she said grinning trying to calm tony down a bit, he half smiled.

They got out of Tonys car and took each others hand.

'You ready?'

'If I have to be'

End of chapter 12

By Bones

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